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2 yrs ago
Current Someone out there vividly remembers something you said, which you have completely forgotten.
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4 yrs ago
They call it science "fiction" when there are currently more planets inhabited by robots than planets inhabited by humans.
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4 yrs ago
"Writing about magic is harder than writing about spies because you’re dealing with something that doesn’t really exist."
5 yrs ago
If you're ever lonely, dim all the lights and put on a horror movie. After a while, it won’t feel like you're alone anymore. Problem solved.
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5 yrs ago
“Before you marry a person, you should first make them use a computer with slow Internet to see who they really are.”
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HITMAN

"𝚃𝚑𝚒𝚜 𝚛𝚘𝚘𝚖, 𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚜 𝚋𝚞𝚕𝚕𝚎𝚝. 𝚃𝚑𝚎𝚛𝚎'𝚜 𝚊 𝚋𝚞𝚕𝚕𝚎𝚝 𝚏𝚘𝚛 𝚎𝚟𝚎𝚛𝚢𝚘𝚗𝚎. 𝙰𝚗𝚍 𝚊 𝚝𝚒𝚖𝚎. 𝙰𝚗𝚍 𝚊 𝚙𝚕𝚊𝚌𝚎. 𝙰𝚗 𝚎𝚗𝚍. 𝚈𝚎𝚜... 𝚖𝚊𝚢𝚋𝚎 𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚜 𝚒𝚜 𝚑𝚘𝚠 𝚒𝚝 𝚑𝚊𝚜 𝚝𝚘 𝚋𝚎. 𝙸𝚗𝚜𝚙𝚎𝚌𝚝𝚘𝚛, 𝚢𝚘𝚞'𝚟𝚎 𝚘𝚋𝚟𝚒𝚘𝚞𝚜𝚕𝚢 𝚕𝚎𝚊𝚛𝚗𝚝 𝚝𝚘𝚘 𝚖𝚞𝚌𝚑 𝚊𝚋𝚘𝚞𝚝 𝚖𝚎. 𝙸 𝚌𝚊𝚗'𝚝 𝚑𝚊𝚟𝚎 𝚝𝚑𝚊𝚝. 𝙽𝚘𝚝 𝚎𝚟𝚎𝚗 𝚒𝚗 𝚖𝚢 𝚍𝚎𝚊𝚝𝚑."

Who I Am

Longtime RPer that has not RPed in a hot second. Pondering a return from a self-imposed exile.


Where I Am


Currently Running
Nothing at the moment, but maybe keep an eye out.

Currently Participating
n/a. Maybe it'll change? ;)

Honors

"He's a two-faced bastard of a GM."


"He's American. Enough said"


"He abuses us with lenny faces"

Comment: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

"He hates the gays"


"Wait, since you're a hitman, can't you just scan the bar code on the back of your head and just bring your post back?"


"I have never met a more horrible, selfish, ungrateful human than Hitman. I wish I didn't have to live inside his body 24/7 for the rest of my pathetic, meaningless existence."

老吾老,以及人之老;幼吾幼,以及人之幼

Most Recent Posts

I swear to god I'm going to post aggggh
Luckily, her savior arrived in the form of her partner, Zander. She immediately grabbed the bill and wrapped her arms around her partner, pulling him into a tight hug. "You are actually the best," she said with a massive grin, and gave him a powerful squeeze before letting him go. She began to walk down the stairs of the DWMA. A perilous mission.

Zander quickly asked how long the coffee break would last for. Gabby gave a shrug. ”I dunno. You should probably get out more, though. You’re not going to get any better by sitting on a couch all day.” She knew her words would fall on deaf ears, as they always did, but it was always good to try.

~~~

"Mission board? Already?" He shrugged. "We did go hunting for souls recently...but I'm sure it couldn't hurt to do more. Trouble does sprout up pretty quickly. Still, it wouldn't hurt to go out for a while. Enjoy the city." Jackson knew that Sphera didn't like being in public much, but he had to do it sometimes. "Or we could just hole up in the apartment.
Really, it's up to you. I don't mind much either way."


Jackson put his hands in his pockets, looking at the poor bird that Stein had captured for his dissection lesson. How did Stein get his hands on the poor thing?

~~~

September 14th, Death City, Nevada


It was September in Death City, but judging on how hot it was, you would think it was July or August. The heat baked the streets of Death City, and the students trapped inside the classrooms of the Death Weapon Meister Academy felt like they were locked inside an oven.

The EAT class was assembled inside one of these classrooms, where Professor Franken Stein was performing yet another dissection. They were a favorite of the peculiar teacher, especially when performed on rare creatures like the one strapped to the table in front of him, but not all of the students shared his enthusiasm. In fact, basically none of them did. Stein pushed his foot against the ground, and the swivel chair rolled across the room over to the blackboard.

"Now, we will be beginning the dissection of the South African Gagu. As you can see, I will be making a single long slice down here. we will then investigate the innards of this creature and see how it works. I look forward to finding out how this rare creature ticks before it unfortunately goes extinct. Now..." Stein swirled back over to his table, and reached for the scalpel when-

Brring brring!

Saved by the bell.

Stein sighed. "Very well then. Class dismissed. Tomorrow, then, old friend." He glanced at the bird, which gave a terrified squeak.

~~~

Gabby leaped from her chair as soon as the bell went off. "Finally! We're free!" she cried joyfully as she quickly exited the building. She walked out the doors, looking down the many steps that lead to freedom. They were never fun to brave, even assisted by gravity while heading down, but Gabby looked forward to taking the rest of the day off. She cracked her neck. As a member of the EAT class, she was no longer forced to wear a school uniform, and as such she had opted to wear a crimson crop top and a pair of olive green short shorts, as well as a pair of leather brown boots, good for kicking the crap out of people.

She felt like drinking a coffee. As she took her first step down the stairs of the DWMA, she reached for her pocket to check for bills and found none.

She gulped. Had she used up all of her weekly DWMA allowance? If she had, that meant she had to...work at a cafe. She quickly looked around, desperately, for her partner, anybody, to bail her out.

~~~~~~

Jackson gave a slight under-his-breath sigh of relief as the bell rang, their signal to get out. Jackson saw several students rush out of the classroom as soon as possible, to which he gave a slight headshake to. He was no fan of Stein's dissections, but he felt it was disrespectful to rush out so quickly.

He stood up. Today he was wearing a black t-shirt and a pair of standard blue jeans, as well as a black fedora, gently perched on his head. Wiping sweat from his forehead, he stood and walked over to his weapon partner, giving him a slight nudge. He knew how little he payed attention to Stein, and with the heat, Jackson was worried that he might have fallen asleep.

"Hello? You awake?" he said with a slight laugh, gently elbowing Sphera in the back.
Intro post going up. Don't worry, you still have time to finish things up.
Right now I think Vanille and the twins are the only ones unpaired? You two should get on it.

Working on intro post rn, because I want to get this off the ground soon.


Yeah I forgot to tell you do that
@Cherrywitch You're in. Your partner has arrived.



Everybody else, get your stuff in and pairs fixed and whatnot. I want to start soon-ish.

I feel genuinely bad that I haven't been able to post. I'm hoping that the one I'm writing will make up for my delay.


oh no its going to be long

*grabs coffee*
I didnt forget about this I will post soon

Though it is good to take this slow- fast-paced annoys me when its too fast, if you know what I mean
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