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Current They call it science "fiction" when there are currently more planets inhabited by robots than planets inhabited by humans.
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"Writing about magic is harder than writing about spies because you’re dealing with something that doesn’t really exist."
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If you're ever lonely, dim all the lights and put on a horror movie. After a while, it won’t feel like you're alone anymore. Problem solved.
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“Before you marry a person, you should first make them use a computer with slow Internet to see who they really are.”
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Remember guys, if you ever accidentally walk off a cliff, it's all OK, just make sure you don't look down.
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HITMAN

"𝚃𝚑𝚒𝚜 𝚛𝚘𝚘𝚖, 𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚜 𝚋𝚞𝚕𝚕𝚎𝚝. 𝚃𝚑𝚎𝚛𝚎'𝚜 𝚊 𝚋𝚞𝚕𝚕𝚎𝚝 𝚏𝚘𝚛 𝚎𝚟𝚎𝚛𝚢𝚘𝚗𝚎. 𝙰𝚗𝚍 𝚊 𝚝𝚒𝚖𝚎. 𝙰𝚗𝚍 𝚊 𝚙𝚕𝚊𝚌𝚎. 𝙰𝚗 𝚎𝚗𝚍. 𝚈𝚎𝚜... 𝚖𝚊𝚢𝚋𝚎 𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚜 𝚒𝚜 𝚑𝚘𝚠 𝚒𝚝 𝚑𝚊𝚜 𝚝𝚘 𝚋𝚎. 𝙸𝚗𝚜𝚙𝚎𝚌𝚝𝚘𝚛, 𝚢𝚘𝚞'𝚟𝚎 𝚘𝚋𝚟𝚒𝚘𝚞𝚜𝚕𝚢 𝚕𝚎𝚊𝚛𝚗𝚝 𝚝𝚘𝚘 𝚖𝚞𝚌𝚑 𝚊𝚋𝚘𝚞𝚝 𝚖𝚎. 𝙸 𝚌𝚊𝚗'𝚝 𝚑𝚊𝚟𝚎 𝚝𝚑𝚊𝚝. 𝙽𝚘𝚝 𝚎𝚟𝚎𝚗 𝚒𝚗 𝚖𝚢 𝚍𝚎𝚊𝚝𝚑."

Who I Am

Just some scrub nerd who happens to RP on this site. While I tend to gravitate more towards building worlds and GMing and all that, I join RPs from time to time as well. I tend to stay in the casual section of the Guild (though I am open to trying other things) and my preferences tend to lean towards slice-of-life RPs and superhero RPs, along with the occasional fandom RP, depending. I enjoy trying new things, though, and I'm willing to hop onboard any genre if I find it appealing.

I consider myself fairly lax and friendly, so if you wanna chat, my PMs are always open.


Where I Am


Currently Running
《H.E.R.O.》
Fast-paced, fun, vibrant, quasi-anime superhero RP about an organization that employs superpowered people to defend the fictional city of Castleburg, USA.
Currently Accepting! PM me for details if you want to join.

Currently Participating
n/a. Maybe it'll change? ;)

Honors

"He's a two-faced bastard of a GM."


"He's American. Enough said"


"He abuses us with lenny faces"

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"He hates the gays"


"Wait, since you're a hitman, can't you just scan the bar code on the back of your head and just bring your post back?"


"I have never met a more horrible, selfish, ungrateful human than Hitman. I wish I didn't have to live inside his body 24/7 for the rest of my pathetic, meaningless existence."

老吾老,以及人之老;幼吾幼,以及人之幼

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"I-I mean definitely! I'm in, I'm in, I promise! Oh god, I haven't been this happy since I became a Co-admin on the Heroes in Lavender Fanclub! Hell, this is infinitely better! You're a God, Mr. Powers, I swear you won't regret this - I'm pretty fast, y'know?"

"No, I'm definitely going to regret this. Definitely. But you are fast, I'll give you that much..."

After holding onto Powers' outstretched hand for an uncomfortable period of time, Chad finally let go, before tentatively asking a question. "But, um... if you don't mind me asking, what's so important that we're skipping over my registration papers?"

Powers nodded, at the very least respecting this newcomer's attention to detail. Well, selective attention to detail. Powers gave a nod. "My secretary just got a call from Starbright- yes, I see you've heard of him before- one of his agents. In essence, he has indicated he has strong reason to believe that a group of heroes were kidnapped by a supervillain last night and are currently being held against their will somewhere. I don't know the specifics, obviously, or I would've found them already. But with all this Caustic nonsense going on, I've been busy managing the response." Powers reached down to his belt, unclipping a square device from it and twirling it in his fingers. "This device is a multi-purpose tool called an IDD. Irregularity Detection Device. It's a very common tool for our restorative units, and its interface allows for the detection, isolation, and identification of nearby scientific anomalies. For example, on this interface, there's a miniature seismograph that can pick up on nearby vibrations. The device can also pick up on abnormal temperature, electromagnetic fields, gravitational fields, temporal fields, atmospheric pressure, basically anything that can be modified by superpowers." Powers tapped the interface of the device. "In short, unless all of the heroes are really drugged up, this device should flare up once you get anywhere near them." Powers tossed the device over to Chad. "The profiles of the missing heroes is also loaded into the device. Obviously, it's a big city, but your powers lets you cross it fairly quickly, I imagine. I'd check out Brookside and Watervale first- it's probably easier to abduct people there then anywhere else."

Powers looked sternly at Chad. "Once you've found them, report back using the device. There should be a communication button on the side there. We also have a GPS on that device, so once you give us the call we can get reinforcements into the area ASAP." He gave Chad a curt nod. "This is your moment, Chad. Now go make the most of it." Powers turned on heel, walking over to HERO One. "Make sure to call once you've found them. Now I need to make a call of my own."

"Good luck," he added, before entering HERO One and vanishing again.





"Great!" Christina said with a wide smile. "You won't regret this decision. This'll be a good place for you." Christina watched, an amused expression on her face as Pandora promptly phased away, returning later after turning Christina's business card into a flower. Nice. Christina looked up at Pandora, a warm expression on her face. "Well, I'm glad you've decided to join us, and I'd really love to show you around, but I have a meeting I need to get to, STAT. Caustic's thrown a wrench into the works, for sure..." Christina reached down to her belt, her hand going past her pistol and removing, from her back pocket, a blocky square device and putting it on the table. "But I do have somebody that would like to speak to you. Best wishes," Christina said with a wave, before stepping outside and walking over to the cool-looking motorbike parked outside of Pandora's Potts. She straddled the bike before, with a loud whir, zooming off onto the street towards HERO One.

The device, meanwhile, softly flickered blue before projected a glowing image of an ebony-skinned bald head with cold, hardened eyes. Hugo Powers. "Pandora," the blue, floating head said, his dull animated eyes looking over at Pandora. "I can't see you on this end, but I trust you can hear me well. I'd like to, first and foremost, congratulate you on your business success. Small business in Castleburg isn't always the easiest task to uphold. Secondly, though, I'd like to get to business, if possible, as soon as we can. HERO is in a time of need, and your services would be greatly appreciated at this time. The device that I'm emanating from is our newest line of IDD. Irregularity Detection Device. A tool that detects nearby scientific anomalies. Just recently, a group of some of our best heroes went missing, and we believed they've been abducted. Your skillset may be of importance to help get them back. They may be disorganized, but they are honest heroes, and your help would be highly appreciated." Powers paused."This device should signal you if you get near the heroes. Knowing them, even if they are in captivity, their power levels should be enough to set the device off even without actively exerting too much of their powers. What I need you to do is help locate them and free them, if possible."

After some background noise, Powers looked back at Pandora. "Thank you for giving us a chance. As an organization, I assure you that we won't let you down," he said, his holographic face flickering as the connection buffered for a moment before stabilizing. "If you need to reach me, just use the device to communicate. Take care," he said, before his face flickered away to nothingness, leaving Pandora alone again in the flower shop.



shame powers activated


B R E A K I N G N E W S!


The cameras in the studio panned to a glass table with a group of dolled-up people sitting in a semicircle around the table, papers and coffee on desk, a fake smile painted over a flustered look. At the center of the table was a man in a dark suit and red tie, his black hair combed meticulously, square glasses perched on his nose. "Good morning, Castleburg, This is Jack Roberts, here with some breaking news. Legendary hero Rainbow Dancer was murdered on live TV last night by renowned super-villain Caustic. He was kidnapped and executed in a mysterious warehouse in Castleburg. Let's take a look at the clip."

Onscreen, the video footage of Caustic's manifesto and Rainbow Dancer were played, though the footage cut off right before Caustic gruesomely murdered Rainbow Dancer, instead flicking back to Jack Roberts' face in time. Jack Roberts held up his papers, shuffling his notes. "Rainbow Dancer is one of Castleburg's most well-known heroes and was responsible for a slew of villain defeats in the late 2000s that prompted his rise to fame, and he later became one of the inaugural members of the Wings of Law. He would later take part in a gripping legal battle over the beating of Riptide Boy, AKA Josh Edwards, though he was acquitted. He was a few years into semi-retirement when this horrific murders took place. I'd like to extend my condolences on behalf of all of CCN to his family." Jack played with his red tie a bit. "With the supervillain Caustic making some bold moves now, citizens of Castleburg are calling on HERO to ask fast and catch Caustic once again. Director Hugo Powers could not be reached for comment. Now, here to talk about the resurgence of Caustic and what Rainbow Dancer's untimely death means for the hero community and Castleburg at large is our panel. Please welcome Dr. Louis Hennessy, professor of criminal justice at the University of Castleburg, Mackenzie Bell, a junior reporter at the Castleburg Times, Arnold Buckner, Director of Security at CSDC, and superhero Seraph, who has, despite threats on his life, insisted on joining our panel again today. Welcome, you guys. Glad to have you."

The panel nodded in agreement.

"Now, Seraph, to you first. As one of HERO's leading superheroes, what steps are you going to take to bring people like Caustic to justice and stop this senseless tragedy from happening again?"

Seraph, who was wearing a solemn dark suit, straightened his jacket. "Well, Jack, let me start by saying that I've been absolutely crushed by this news. Rainbow Dancer was one of my closest friends and a confidante of mine, and we've worked together countless times to defeat many dangerous villains. Even after being racked by false accusations and forced to lie about them in his final moments, he still carried himself with dignity, grace, and poise." Seraph dabbed his eyes with a handkerchief. "But it's important to ensure that this never happens again. Never. To have superheroes kidnapped by a supervillain, held against your will, and forced to jump through hoops to save your own life is something atrocious, and anybody who commits such a heinous act deserves to suffer." Seraph took a prolonged, shaky breath. "I think what's important, Jack, is that HERO has some leadership from the top to deal with this crisis."

"What do you mean?"

"Well, Director Powers is a great leader, but he's responsible for dealing with all of HERO's many employees, some of whom are loose cannons. So while the Director keeps the rogue heroes in check, I think it would be best for all of Castleburg if I lead a special division of high-tier heroes to help hunt down and defeat Caustic."

"I'm sure many people will be happy to hear that you have their backs, Seraph. What about the rest of you, panel? How should HERO handle this crisis?"

Mackenzie Bell, a young woman of 20 or so with blonde hair fastened back in a ponytail, spoke. "Jack, thanks for having me here today. And let me just say that I think there are other heroes that HERO can call upon to help bring Caustic down. Heroes like Quake, Spacewalker, and others."

Louis, a balding, middle-aged man with thinning red hair and round spectacles, chimed in. "Right! The younger heroes, the next generation of HERO. They may be rowdy sometimes, but you have to admit that they have style and, more importantly, strength. Maybe enough to beat Caustic."

"Well," Seraph quickly chimed in. "They are young, yes, but calling them the 'next generation of HERO' is a bit of a stretch, no? They are known for dealing a lot of damage through the city-"

"I'll tell you what they did a lot of damage to! The mafia!" Professor Hennessy interjected. "And while Vinnie Gugliano might not be Caustic, he was no pushover! Remember the rhino video?"

"Right right right right right, but let's just say that something were to happen to those heroes. Something tragic. Considering their penchant for damage, I wouldn't doubt it. Then, well, I think it's up to the Wings of Law to deal with villains like Caustic. We are, after all, the highest-ranking and most prominent HOG in all of HERO. We are more than equipped to deal with this acid-producing scoundrel."

"And what if those heroes were to found their own HOG?"

Seraph clenched his teeth and was about to say something nasty when Jack Roberts spoke up. "Great conversation, you guys, but we have to take a quick break for commercials. Coming up next- kitties. Our friends or worst enemies? We'll find out after the break."



Blake guided the kite above the heads of the ogres, allowing it to soar past them, drawing their attention (or more likely, hatred) as it glowed brilliantly. ”What did you say, Jamie?! Guide them into the building?! Sure- oh.” Blake's kite accidentally clipped a bronze pillar in the forum and ran out of fuel, sizzling into fiery sparks before vanishing. Blake cursed. ”Fuck. Should've seen that one coming,” Blake cursed, rubbing his head as the ogres, now regaining their senses, growled and charged towards the group. Tom's projectiles and Jamie's blasting only seemed to piss them off and temporarily slow them down as they rushed over. Blake grumbled as he ignited two fireballs, one in each hand. ”Alright, I'm going to roast them alive. That's it,” Blake muttered, before flinging the fireballs at the bull ogre. He stepped back, the blast singing him, before he rushed Blake, picked him up, and threw him directly into a marble pillar.

The pillar cracked as Blake fell off, rubbing his back. That would be bruised tomorrow. "Fucking pieces of shit...” Blake grumbled as he lifted his arms, sending a very bright wave of fire at the ogres. While the fire didn't do much to hurt them, the light burned their retinas, and so the ogres were once again on the retreat, scampering into the elaborate forum, which had several large fancy-looking roman buildings and several large bronze statues of Nero (the villain, not the emperor) positioned about. Blake panted as he stopped the flames, the ogres having scattered about the forum.

"Haha!" Blake declared triumphantly as some of the ogres retreated into some of the large Roman chambers. "Alright, Jamie, mission accomplished. I think a third of them are inside now," Blake said, pointing to a large marble building adjacent to the basilica that was titled "Senatus et Camera." "Go do whatever...OW! FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK!"

Blake began to curse as a small creature, a Vermile, had scampered out of one of the buildings and, upon seeing Blake, lunged at him, biting into his ankle. Blake was now hopping around, holding the wound, as the Vermile just sat there, staring at him. "HOLY FUCKING JESUS CHRIST, THAT HURT! ARE THESE THINGS VENOMOUS? OWWW, FUCK FUCK FUCK!"




Meanwhile, the bathhouse was exactly what one would expect from a Roman bathhouse. A large marble building with a steamy hot pool in the middle, bubbling with warmth. As Brie and Will stepped inside, though, the heavy marble doors to the building slammed shut, a heavy iron lock falling into place to seal them inside. A TV screen turned on, with a hysterically laughing Nero appearing onboard. The lack of kidnapped girls behind him indicated that this was a pre-recorded Nero tape.

”Greetings, heroes! It seems you've found my bathhouse. A pleasant place to relax, enjoy a nice soak...unless, of course, the water is infested with Swampjaws." From the bubbling water, several pairs of reptilian eyes emerged, glaring directly at Brie and Will. "Worry not, though, because your journey was not in vain! For if you do survive, I'll give you the key to my hidden lair in the bas-...the somewhere. Not like you're making it out alive, anyway! ATTACK!" The Swampjaws, as if by command, promptly lunged out of the pool and attacked Will and Brie, There would about 7 or so of them, and they were moving fast as they leaped towards Brie and Will, jaws ready to chomp.
Due to one dropout, the RP will be open to one new addition.

Are characters with supernatural powers allowed?


Hard no. No supernatural abilities are allowed. You can have a character that mimics supernatural abilities, but no actual supernatural powers can exist in this universe.
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