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I wish there was a better way.
I wish there was a better way.
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@Dartbored Fairy
"Pleased to meet you Pirila!" Dino replied in a hearty tone, hands still on his hips, then watches as she makes her way out of sight up stairs. "I'll be right down here with these primitives if you need a special something!"
@Zyngard@Doc Doctor
"Speak of the devil!" Dino says, taking his attention to Donny, "A real life Neanderthal playing dress up real peoples clothes. How delightful!"
Dino then listens to Donny, nodding his head in a condescending way as he speaking his piece. When Donny is done, Dino is about to answer his question, but is interrupted by a pudgy yet tall man, who is appears to be very upset, maybe angered about his inability to wrap his undeveloped mind around the philosophical matters he begins ranting about.
"Fuck You, you say? Interesting name you have there." Dino chuckles when Fuck You starts to walk away, and turns to Donny, stating; "And he thinks I'm the vain one. Heh!"
Ignoring the rest of Fuck You's ranting effort to philosophize about God, of all things, Dino takes the moment to answer Donny's earlier question:
"I'm not entirely sure what you said there, young man. Something about a job and a warm meal." Dino seems chuffed by the prospect, but adds; "I can't offer you a job, I do apologize. But you see, after cramming as many of our people into our fleet of space ships during the pending destruction of our planet, we don't really have any room to spare - But I tell you what! If you stick around, I'll take you on up to my Flagship in any case, might even let you sit in the captains chair! How does that sound?" He gives Donny a chummy slap on shoulder. "And yes, of course, a warm meal in the Foodhall would be fine by me! You never know, if one of my crew dies, maybe you can take their place! Now, what is your name, young to middle aged man?"
"Pleased to meet you Pirila!" Dino replied in a hearty tone, hands still on his hips, then watches as she makes her way out of sight up stairs. "I'll be right down here with these primitives if you need a special something!"
@Zyngard@Doc Doctor
"Speak of the devil!" Dino says, taking his attention to Donny, "A real life Neanderthal playing dress up real peoples clothes. How delightful!"
Dino then listens to Donny, nodding his head in a condescending way as he speaking his piece. When Donny is done, Dino is about to answer his question, but is interrupted by a pudgy yet tall man, who is appears to be very upset, maybe angered about his inability to wrap his undeveloped mind around the philosophical matters he begins ranting about.
"Fuck You, you say? Interesting name you have there." Dino chuckles when Fuck You starts to walk away, and turns to Donny, stating; "And he thinks I'm the vain one. Heh!"
Ignoring the rest of Fuck You's ranting effort to philosophize about God, of all things, Dino takes the moment to answer Donny's earlier question:
"I'm not entirely sure what you said there, young man. Something about a job and a warm meal." Dino seems chuffed by the prospect, but adds; "I can't offer you a job, I do apologize. But you see, after cramming as many of our people into our fleet of space ships during the pending destruction of our planet, we don't really have any room to spare - But I tell you what! If you stick around, I'll take you on up to my Flagship in any case, might even let you sit in the captains chair! How does that sound?" He gives Donny a chummy slap on shoulder. "And yes, of course, a warm meal in the Foodhall would be fine by me! You never know, if one of my crew dies, maybe you can take their place! Now, what is your name, young to middle aged man?"
@CmdrAlfieq
The light from Hany's Ribbon would take another 4 or 5 years to reach MASGC headquarters, but the Ribbon is actually moving much faster than light itself, and increasing speed - tearing through space and decimating comets, asteroids and everything else in its path as it continues on its course towards MASGC Headquarters and Iceolia.
It is now 4 lightyears away and closing.
@Quote5
Fanny didn't respond at all when Ernest told her that her ship had disappeared from sensors. Maybe she didn't care, or maybe her mind was occupied on other things.
"Always nice to be noticed." She remarked as she read the terminals readout.
Once it was done she accessed Ernest's navigational sensors. They weren't exactly what she was used to. Oddly enough, as she then started pressing at the controls, Ernest's navigational systems were improved to scan further through space, while the necessary adjustments were made to detect Hany's Ribbon.
"Well, that's strange...." She said, playing ignorant, as if she had nothing to do with it. A few seconds later, after tapping out a few more adjustment and dispersing a scanning field, confirmation of a matching instance was displayed on the terminal.
"Wow, that was easy! Found Hany's Ribbon!" She declared with a cheeky smile; "That bitch just appeared in the next galaxy over." She then attempted to send the coordinated to Ernest's helm controls. "We can head over whenever you're ready! Probably take a little while to get there, depending on how fast you are.... And how's that beer coming?"
The light from Hany's Ribbon would take another 4 or 5 years to reach MASGC headquarters, but the Ribbon is actually moving much faster than light itself, and increasing speed - tearing through space and decimating comets, asteroids and everything else in its path as it continues on its course towards MASGC Headquarters and Iceolia.
It is now 4 lightyears away and closing.
@Quote5
Fanny didn't respond at all when Ernest told her that her ship had disappeared from sensors. Maybe she didn't care, or maybe her mind was occupied on other things.
"Always nice to be noticed." She remarked as she read the terminals readout.
Once it was done she accessed Ernest's navigational sensors. They weren't exactly what she was used to. Oddly enough, as she then started pressing at the controls, Ernest's navigational systems were improved to scan further through space, while the necessary adjustments were made to detect Hany's Ribbon.
"Well, that's strange...." She said, playing ignorant, as if she had nothing to do with it. A few seconds later, after tapping out a few more adjustment and dispersing a scanning field, confirmation of a matching instance was displayed on the terminal.
"Wow, that was easy! Found Hany's Ribbon!" She declared with a cheeky smile; "That bitch just appeared in the next galaxy over." She then attempted to send the coordinated to Ernest's helm controls. "We can head over whenever you're ready! Probably take a little while to get there, depending on how fast you are.... And how's that beer coming?"
Granted, you are now Nicholas Cage in a dress and a fancy crown.
I wish to know the girl I saw in the elevator today.
I wish to know the girl I saw in the elevator today.
Banned for saying adult.
Banned for being seen an hour ago.
Granted, you are now a butterfly.
I wish I didn't have to pee right now, I'm too lazy to get out of my chair.
I wish I didn't have to pee right now, I'm too lazy to get out of my chair.
Just PM'd everyone Disorder links. If I missed anyone just let me know.
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