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I’d pay to see it.


*Laughs*
You know, I think I'm okay.
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That makes sense. The picture in my head at first was of ol’ farmer X tending to the virtual crops.


Phh, dad wouldn't be caught dead doing something like that. Mom might not mind though.
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That sounds more like hunting to me.


Yeah, but the idea comes from video games way back in the day, where you would farm for money or experience.
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Farmers, huh?


Virus farmers. But not like the kind that make friendly viruses, but the kind that attract viruses and delete them for cash.
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You know what I mean. Just trying to describe stereotypical retired life.


I definitely don't have that much cash. Our farm is decent but not enough to stop running it.
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You could probably safely retire until you grow old n’ have grandkids, I bet.*
*Puts my hands on the back of my head*
But I could never see you actually doing that.


I don't either, since I'm not exactly capable of either of those.
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*Starts walking and looking around with the push*
Oh yeah? You got enough to retire yet?


Phhh, that's a good one. Like that'll ever happen.
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Hey! We had a deal.


Yeah, yeah.
*Pushes you forward*
Just let me know what you'd like. I've saved up plenty of cash.
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I’d usually say you can certainly try, but I’m actually broke around here.
*Shrugs*
Maybe I can win some freebies over with a nice smile.


Don't worry about it; it's for your birthday so you don't have a choice.
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Don’t blame them. Not at all.


*Smiles*
It's worth coming to. Now let's see if we can find you something you want to buy. On me, of course.
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