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4 yrs ago
"STOP. QUOTING. ME." Jb, 2019, quoted in 2022." Roland, 2022, quoted in 2022.
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7 yrs ago
STOP. QUOTING. ME.
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7 yrs ago
Gone fishing for a week, will return soon.
7 yrs ago
Happy New Year!
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8 yrs ago
Merry Yuletide, one and all! Gods bless.
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Greetings,

I am Jb; Briton by birth, roleplayer by my own hand, and lover of literature. I am also an amateur historian, a receiver of a Bachelors degree in Ancient and Medieval History - quite a useless degree, actually - and would like to think that I'm a fair, honest and open guy.

As far as RP'ing goes, I'm pretty open to most things really, all you need to do is ask! :)

So, if you've ever any questions for me, wish to speak about RP's involving myself or run by myself, or simply feel like a chat, don't be afraid to get in touch.

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For all his perceived dick-like behaviour, the absolute-loving Dunmer was not wrong in his assumptions, for a mere eyes distance away among the tall grass and vegetation was the spot where they had been watched ever since their arrival. Covered in the earth of her land and the sweat of her body she had waited, watching, studying the strangers with a state of mind and attentiveness as ingrained into her mind as the green markings were into her flesh. A couple of feet behind her was a scene that would have been scoffed at by most 'experienced woodsmen'; a small gathering of grass and river reeds for a bed, a stone for a pillow, the smallest fire she could get away with building, and a half-day-old carcass of a roasted piglet – it was from this place that she had watched and waited, and now decided that it was time to approach her apparent employer.

It had taken some weeks to travel from the interior of Valenwood to, what to her and her people at least, was the farthest away from home that she dared travel. She had never even been to Arenthia before, in spite of it laying upon her very doorstep, and place of outsiders and stone buildings – odd sights, odd smells, no good to her - and even coming this far out of her life among the tall trees made her feel vulnerable and consistently on edge; for this reason she had rarely let the smooth feeling of her bow leave the grip of her hand, her palm feeling empty without it.

Why was she even here? A question she could not really answer, the messenger – and the Clan Mother besides – telling her very little, perhaps neither really knowing much, and it was even as she stood and began to make her way out of the long grass that she began to think that maybe this hadn't been such a good idea after all.

Ah, the feeling of riverbed silt between her bare toes, now that was something she did not mind the feeling of! Something made quite obvious by the way she moved out of the fringe of grass, her pure black eyes constantly moving this way and that – not that one would be able to tell without the presence of a visible sclera – as she knelt down and rummaged a fistful of it through her digits. It was different to the soil further in the forest, drier due to the sun that beat down upon her exposed skin and yet more absorbent for all that, just another oddity to remember on the return journey.

Remaining squatted down, already short enough but becoming even shorter, she duck-waddled over to the edge of the river and knelt beside it. Ever guarded she had waited for the Dunmer to take his seat at the camp sight once more before making her way to the waters edge, her bow and quiver pressed against her bare back and her hatchet and dagger secure on each hip (just in case...), dipping her cupped hands into the water and allowing it to slip between her lips and sharpened teeth. It bought a sigh of satisfaction from her, and only now did she even bother to look back at the clearly nervous Imperial and his dour friend.

Why was the Man, the one she assumed was the Imperial by the way his ears rounded at the tips and his almost rotund face, wearing a shell of metal? In this heat? Perhaps he was touched in the mind?

"Hector!"

The shout from nearby was enough to snap what little bravery she had gathered to meet these strangers, her nerve finally snapping, and in milliseconds of motion she had snatched her bow from about her shoulders and levelled an arrow directly at the thin interloper.

"It's me, Roland."

Row-land?

She must have looked slightly ridiculous stood in the middle of a river, the water washing about her feet (and pleasant it was too), a bow with a nocked arrow threatening to impale one who may well be important to this endeavour. Aye, dressed as she was in almost nothing, and with her diminutive height, to many it may well have looked comical...but to those who knew anything about the Bosmer, well, there was much less reason to smile at her expense.
@Necroes@Sophrus@Klomster@Wraithblade6@BCTheEntity

Okay, so, in short we're all fucked!

Now, there's one place that the group - once said group is in the same room - may be safe; and that is the exact place everyone was trying to get to. See what I've done here?

That's pretty much it, really, gather the clan and run away to a safer place.

P.S.

Sorry about, truth be told I had pretty much burnt myself out on 40k, and work was not helping, but I'm here now and hope you are too.
@Necroes@Sophrus@Klomster@Wraithblade6@BCTheEntity

All was confusion for Vedius, all around were unfamiliar things happening that in his ten-thousand years or so he had never seen before; members of the Mechanicum turning into black mists, a Greenskin capable of blowing apart enemy warriors at a whim, and a lone member of the First Legion, all gathered aboard what had previously been a vessel for his own legion and was now somewhat of a tomb instead.

As the ball of psychic power launched itself toward the mutants, unseen as of yet by Xepherial or himself, he too launched himself out of the projectiles trajectory and landed heavily behind a jutting piece of bulkhead that had pierced the floor of the ship. With his sense of unease growing, an odd sensation for any Astartes to feel, he plucked his dropped bolter from the floor and glanced about as mutants began to die by the hand of swirling black clouds and the Dark Angel annihilated another of the remaining creatures.

Who were these interlopers? Why were they here? How long had be been asleep?!

Could things get any wo-

“There they are!” Came an amplified shout from somewhere behind the mutants, further bursts of bolter fire coming from the doorway beyond, “neutralise the enemy, in the name of the God-Emperor!”

Feminine forms appeared from the doorway, their corset like bodices of black and their symbol the fleur-de-lys, all manner of weapons clutched in their hands and the fanaticism in the eyes of those that went bareheaded was visible even from this distance.

“What is this?!” Choked Vedius out loud, his voice a robotised burst of puzzlement, “warrior women? God-Emperor?”

For one moment he believed that they might be able to solve this without murdering one another, but something stirred within them as they clapped eyes on his purple armour and the golden symbol of the Aquila, something that bought explosive-tipped bolts toward him like a hail of rain...one which he hardly avoided, tossing himself over the cover which he was behind and landing hard on the other side.

Things had just gotten far more interesting.




These walking sacks of food had been fortunate so far, for they had evaded him...but that time was now over.

Now gathered in enough strength to overwhelm them, gathered up as he was within one of the vent shafts nearby, the Broodlord squirmed and screeched as he sent out a mental pulse which gathered to him a veritable army of Tyranid organisms – some pure Genestealers and others the rotten and human like rabble of further generations – all prepared to lay down their lives for the Hive Mind and the Broodlord in particular.

A powerful lunge of his legs and the creature was off like a rocket, the rest of its kind hard on its heels, drawn to the ensuing conflict as a shark was drawn to blood.

It was the foremost oncoming wave of nattering and hissing creatures that Lucius was about to encounter, the corridor filling slowly with them as they sought out new bio-mass to consume, the only other way to go being actually toward the sound of battle coming from nearby - it was either that or try to fight the Tyranids on there own.
@Wraithblade6 I feel like you just went on a massive tirade, and probably should have bought this to my attention earlier, to be honest.

If you were tired of fighting/killing scenes, then all you had to do was tell me, but you wait until now to do it?

I'm going to kill off our Chaplain, our Sanguinary Priest, and probably @Hank 'Sorrow' as well - he does the disappearing act quite a lot.

I feel like we all really need to collab intensely about what we want or this rp is dead right now.


This I do agree with, so tell me (@Zelosse@Wraithblade6@DracoLunaris) what do you want?

If you want to just skip to the bridge, I can do that. If you'd rather kill these things, then that's possible to; half my RPs die because of me, and the other half because the players shove their heads up their own arses and don't bother interacting with me...they just melt away into nothingness without so much as a damn word to me!

So, I'm giving you pretty much carte blanch to kill the Wrecks however you like - shout commands, mow them down, have them kill of the above in whatever way you'd like - after that I can just get you all to the bridge and end this.

If there's anything else you'd like to do, then tell me now.
No-one is going to rid me of these xenos? I'm going to have to massacre the entire Kill-team?
@Sophrus@Klomster@Wraithblade6@Necroes@BCTheEntity

I'll be getting a post up tomorrow that will move us all along, child of the Emperor's honour!

That being said, I did tell you to do it yourself; things like having Lucius witnessed entering the fight, taking care of the mutants, beginning to hash things out in a dialogue, these are things you have no need of a GM to do.

I realise that I'm controlling a character, but minor godmodding - such as having him roll behind something to avoid fire etc - it not considered a penalty if I tell you to get on with things.

This, and I have been pretty 40k'ed out for a couple of weeks.

Again, hold onto your firearms, because things are going to go from bad to worse.

@agentmanatee No doubt that'll be fun! Send me a CS and we'll see about making it a reality.


It's been nineteen years since the Declaration of a New Order, and as far as the average citizen knows, there is nothing but peace and prosperity.

The Confederacy of Independent Systems have long since been defeated, leaving the galaxy unified under one rule again. The Jedi Order, who started the Clone Wars to destabilize the galaxy in the first place and help give them the opportunity to seize control of the Galactic Republic, have largely been purged. And while there are some misguided youths who would dare rise up against the Empire, in the end, they are always snuffed out by the Empire's seemingly infinite number of armies and fleets.

You don't have much going for you, and maybe you're feeling patriotic or like going on an adventure, so you decide to join the Empire!

You don't know that the Emperor is a dark lord of the Sith, that the Jedi were really innocent and you haven't seen enough of the galaxy yet to realize that the Empire, at it's core, is really an authoritarian regime who will crush even the slightest sign of dissidence.

Maybe you've heard whispers of rebellion, maybe somebody's tried to warn you about the truth, but what do they really know? They're a rebel, or at least a supporter of the rebellion! Why would you believe the word of a terrorist over the government? Or maybe you didn't have a choice. You're a smuggler, you're neck deep in debt with the Hutts, and you've seen just enough to know the Empire is a little oppressive. But it's either spend a life on the run from bounty hunters who want to kill you or join the Empire, where maybe you'll be safe. OK Sure, maybe you'll see some combat, but the rebels aren't too much of a threat... right?


Your Empire needs you!

To join the Starfighter Corps, simply click the poster above.
@Emnosym Ah, a brave pilot arrives!

Love the avatar btw, one of my favourite pictures and myths.
No one willing to fly into combat with no deflector shield in a sub-standard superiority fighter/bomber, for the glory of the Galactic Empire?

I understand.
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