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4 yrs ago
"STOP. QUOTING. ME." Jb, 2019, quoted in 2022." Roland, 2022, quoted in 2022.
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STOP. QUOTING. ME.
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7 yrs ago
Gone fishing for a week, will return soon.
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Happy New Year!
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7 yrs ago
Merry Yuletide, one and all! Gods bless.
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Greetings,

I am Jb; Briton by birth, roleplayer by my own hand, and lover of literature. I am also an amateur historian, a receiver of a Bachelors degree in Ancient and Medieval History - quite a useless degree, actually - and would like to think that I'm a fair, honest and open guy.

As far as RP'ing goes, I'm pretty open to most things really, all you need to do is ask! :)

So, if you've ever any questions for me, wish to speak about RP's involving myself or run by myself, or simply feel like a chat, don't be afraid to get in touch.

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@LemonZest1337 That's because I made up the Order specifically for this RP. ;)

I'm fine with the CS, looks good!

What say you, @jbeil, @Andreyich, @BCTheEntity and @Kratesis?
@jbeil is actually correct, I blame my bad phrasing personally; what you've highlighted @LemonZest1337 is actually supposed to mean a different branch of the Order (Hospitaller etc), rather than an actual separate Order itself. Again, that's my fault for bad writing, but she would indeed be part of the Order of Our Thrice-Pierced Martyr.
@LemonZest1337 Good stuff, Zest. We did need a heavy weapons operator, and it appears we may well have one!
@Kratesis@Andreyich@jbeil@BCTheEntity

It was after the arrival of several other Sisters, all members of the 'survivors', that Victorine herself appeared from one of half-a-dozen different doorways; taking a slow but steady pace, unhurried but clearly walking with purpose, fully armoured and bearing all the affectations of a Celestian, she gathered the group about in a circle and gave the ghost of a smile to all those arranged beside her.

“Thank you all for coming,” she said without much warmth in her tone, knowing that all of them had probably been ordered her anyway, “there are things afoot in the sector that need to be addressed, and possibly heretics that need to be purged as well.”

Slipping a small dataslate from one of her vambraces, she activated the screen with a flick of her thumb and glanced to each Sister as she read.

“Cekrov, a fervently religious agri-world but otherwise innocuous, and now the scene of a possible resurrection. It appears that the citizen of one of their rudimental village communities died and came back to life, though there have been no more since this last report. We do not believe that it is connected with the Plague of Unbelief, or the Ruinous Powers...as of yet.”

Replacing the dataslate, she looked to each again, smiling a little when she saw Horacio and his facial hair.

“We are there to investigate primarily, and ascertain if further action will be needed. Any questions?”
I honestly had no idea it had been a month! Emperor's balls I am sorry, work has been almost constant - I sleep and then rise and repeat - but a post is coming, and coming today, on my honour.
The White Scar moved along with the group much as he had done for pretty much the entire mission thus far, his HUD highlighting both recently arrived allies as well as potential foes, shielding his eyes from muzzle flashes and psychic flickers of otherworldly powers, and heightening his already considerable senses.

He watched silently and somewhat sullenly as the Greenskins were picked apart once more by the surrounding mortals, the only thing surprising him being the presence of the Mechanicus group – this was a Titan however, and therefore their arrival was not entirely unlooked for.

Where would this Titan or indeed facility be without the red-robed protectors?

As he saw the Orks actually withdraw, or die, he felt a pang of disappointment in his blood.

Where to now?
I'll wait for @Lucian and @Blueskin to reply, then we'll get things going methinks.

What terrible quest to think for you all though...hhhmmm...HHHHMMMMM....AAAAAA-HAHAHAHA-AAAAAH!
"I am Galadred. I was a White Lion of Chrace."

Severo managed to squint up at the Elf with his one good eye, give a small grunt and a grimace, and then note down a number of details - temporarily placing Drimbold's contract back on the table, where it would remain until he came to sign it.

"Of course you are, I can tell by that stupid giant cat on your shoulder," chided the recruiter, "Galadred? Yes...you signed up with some of our competitors before, I believe. Well, sign here and stand with the rest of them."

Rising to his feet, and giving another nod to Ludolf, he spoke up once more, "if there are any others who wish to sign their name, make yourself known. I shall be here for ten minutes, and not a minute more. Until then..." He said as he turned his head those already gathered, shuffling their papers together and stuffing them into his satchel, "...I thuggest you finith your drinks."
Everything okay on your end, JB?


Yup, sorry, been a busy bee...and thought I'd already posted again...my bad, folks, I'll get a post up tomorrow or the day after. Gomenasai.
@Blueskin@POOHEAD189@Andreyich@Drinky@Dusty

It was fortunate, mostly for his own sanity, that Severo was quite used to having himself rushed by entire rooms of mercenaries and cut-throats at the same time, all clamouring for employment and the opportunity to earn some coin. In this case it was not an entire room – thanks the Gods – but there were enough that he was forced to listen to each of them as they separately approached before he could even get a word in edgeways.

“Perhaps you did not all hear me?” He questioned in an authoritative tone that belied his otherwise haggard appearance, “I said one at a time.” There as a short snort, a flourishing sweep of his cloak, and he adjusted his seating before fixing the young Breton with an expert eye; a poor adventurer he may have prove to be, but he was an excellent judge of character.

“Bretonnian...” came the start of his mutterings, his quill scratching against parchment, although who knew what he was writing? Perhaps something of import, or perhaps nothing interesting at all!

“Calls himself 'Sir' Francois Vou Bluspereaux...nineteen, no, twenty or so years of age, clearly noble born and both tall and clean of limb...chain and plate and sword...”

After scribbling for moments, glancing back and forth between man and scroll, he gave a satisfactory nod and spoke directly to Frans Vou, “welcome to the Guild, Breton. Sign your name or make your mark on the line at the bottom of the scroll...and don't worry, I shall make sure you get only the best employment.”

A spare quill was extended and the ink fountain pushed forward on the table.

The scroll was a simple piece of documentation, recording the applicants name and anything of interest – obvious armament, marks, and so forth – before moving onto a long piece of legal jargon that more-or-less stated that the signatory agreed to membership of the Guild (including giving a percentage of any loot to the Guild), and that death was altogether plausible in pursuit of whatever duty they were assigned.

"My name is Waldemar Vetroff, I would like to go into your employ. I think I have valuable skills that would earn you a pretty penny... with me getting an obvious piece of the penny course."

Another dipping of the quill, another long sigh.

“Kislevite, probably Gospodar...tall...middle twenty years...apparently an Ice mage to boot.”

If Waldemar believed he was going to get any sort of reaction from the Estalian then he would be most disappointed, for Severo had seen almost all there was to see in terms of skill and such, and some young man dipping his hand into water did nothing to impress him.

“Sign here and wait with the Breton,” he grunted, jabbing a thumb at Frans, “welcome to the Guild.”

It would have become obvious by now that the Guild was not fussy about who they hired, even to the point that no questions about pursuing families, jilted lovers and so on were asked. This was because they weren't, not even close. If you could hold a sword and voluntarily joined, well, then the Guild would take you.

"Good day to yeh, name's Balgrim Steelpick. I seek to join the guild and earn my keep. Been a ranger for years and ave' skills in tracking and scouting and could pin any greenskin to a tree with me axes."

“Dwarf, Balgrim, Steelpick clan. Good clothing, roughly three feet and...eleven inches...ranger...tracking and scouting...simple beard and short hair.”

“Sign here, Master Steelpick, and welcome to the Guild.”

“Severo, you garlic-eating cyclops!” Meinhardt said boldly. “What is it this time? A caravan to Nuln? Guarding some dignitary to a Count? Either way you know I’m in. Same contract as usual, I suspect?”

As much as Meinhardt annoyed Severo, their little verbal duels provided a bit of humour in his employ, and he could give as good as he got!

“Sergeant Volker, what an unethspected pleasure! I would have thought you would be dead by now, what with being so very old and past your prime? Non, here you are before me, for what number of time I cannot even recall.” Wetting his lips and allowing a grin to play over his face, he rummaged through his satchel and pulled a specific piece of parchment – nay, three pieces – from it; upon those pieces were Meinhardts 'record of service' with the Guild, every single time he had signed up and every contact given and completed.

“Just for you!” Severo exclaimed, patting the ink-pasted scroll, “special scroll for those who should retire, but are too stupid to do so. You know what to do.”

"Pay me a fair wage, I'll kill what ye want and march where ye want, provided it doesn't dishonor me hearth and home." Rumbled a long-bearded Dwarf, then glanced to the side to the White Lion. "If the Elgi comes along, that's extra." His voice sounded like rocks grating against one another. "If ye have no more gold, as ye look too scrawny to be a man of means, just see he keeps his distance."

“Dwarf...old...arrogant...well equipped and likely experienced...dislike of Elves...”

Giving the ink a quick drying blow, he waited until Drimbold had returned to his seat before holding it up in the air and yelling across the room, “my apologies Master Dwarf, but I require your name or rune or mark on this scroll. It is Guild policy I am afraid.” He would not bother to give the parchment to anyone else, but waited, as stony faced as Drimbold himself, for the Dwarf to either come back over and learn some humility or stay where he was an miss out.
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