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Recent Statuses

1 mo ago
Current that's hot af.
1 mo ago
I'll cook and eat your fucking kids.
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2 mos ago
instead of deleting nudes send them my way for safe keeping.
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2 mos ago
-laughs in my superior 0.60 posts per day-
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2 mos ago
bustin makes me feel good
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Bio

You can call me mean names with these contacts

Discord: Jojo#2973
Snapchat(ˢᵉⁿᵈ ⁿᵘᵈᵉˢ): realsadlad
Steam: Jojo (¬ε¬)



I once drank a whole gallon of milk in a whole day and I could feel my bones expand. At first I thought I was just full from the milk, but my skin started to form stretch marks and I was visibly wider. I didn't know what was happening but I had an uncontrollable urge to drink more milk. I drove into the nearest gas station and literally ripped the door off the rifrigerated section containing the milk.
I started chugging gallon after gallon of milk standing right there in the store, my skin ripping at the seams. The cashier ran over to stop me but I swatted him aside and in one clean blow he landed across the room, shattering every bone in his pathetic meat suit. There was nothing left of him but a wet bloody puddle deprived of structure. I never thought I had it in me to kill but by now I had ascended beyond petty morality.
As I finished my eighth gallon it felt as though my stomach would rupture. My ribs broke out of my chest like a baby xxenomorph. My finger bones had grown through my hands a white nub could be seen protruding from my nose. My face was so stretched over my now massive skull I looked like Jenny McCarthy. My biceps and muscles were hard and calcified. My boner now had a bone.
I finished my twelfth gallon and began screaming and flexing, my skin tearing around my robust skeletal frame. With one final push I shed my meat chrysalis. I was free.
I didn't even use the door I simply walked out the wall of the gas station. Mortar and stone yielded to my mighty calcium. The cops were already there. In terror they began firing at me but even lead is no match for calcium. I walked straight toward one, reached down his throat and pulled his skeleton from his flesh sheath. With his bone I assembled a mighty claymore sword. With a single swing I cleaved the Earth in twain and descended into the inky black. Here I wait until the time I'm called into service for the great skellington war.

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Bluetommy 5 mos ago
Constructing fortifications
tobiax 5 mos ago
So I heard you like

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Mistiel 6 mos ago
I figuratively want to murder you. :)
Lumiere 10 mos ago
I was going to say something about your bio, but then I read it and immediately understood.
Yes. Your bio is better by far. ~_~;
Quote5 10 mos ago
Sorry to bother you but it appears that you have three faces.
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