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6 yrs ago
my life be like OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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6 yrs ago
I am also not like other girls. I am not a girl.
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6 yrs ago
NEVER forgive. ALWAYS forget. Remain in a perpetual state of confusion and anger forever!
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6 yrs ago
Honey is the best insect vomit I’ve had so far.
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6 yrs ago
It's fucked up that there are 1000 Christmas songs but only one song about the boys being back in town.
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Can Sombra make Griffons with Iup's help?


'Course. Write 'em up and I'll put it under Iuppiter's creation list as well.
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As long as it's sexy. Del Sombra has to watch everything :/


"You did this to yourself, pilgrim."
I have a theory. Maybe because it's late at night. Maybe because I'm crazy. Whatever. I think dragonmancer is secretly not posting the IC because he's going to take all our characters and create...now bear with me here...an award-winning, teen romance fantasy series starring our characters. Nahargu'ul will be the edgy, brooding main character and he'll have a happy-go-lucky best friend named Iuppiter. They'll live. They'll laugh. They'll love. They'll sic zizes and krakens on people they don't like. Oh, and the other gods will show up, too. Maybe Nahash will be the quirky love interest?


This sounds like a John Green book.

I have included Kalla as the fourth primal god, gave a summary of the god realm, and provided a backstory for the Gods. Now lets see what I can get done tomorrow.

Edit:

@JunkMail

I had an idea for the origin of the cockatrice.

"aye brother, this mortal elixar is -hic- rather splendid I have to admit.
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Say I was thinking, -hic-, your Ziz things, y'know, the birds that can freeze a man with a stare with the eyes....
yeah yeah, all fine and dandy, but, -hic- what if...what if we took a Ziz, and a Dragon, maybe a basilisk, and we made them..-hic-...made them get freaky..
and then we throw the eggs we make at that bug guy's giant bugs for good ol' laughs huh?"


"Nah nah nah man what we have to do is we gotta make a bird and a SNAKE get freaky, then we gotta roid it out to hell and back man. -hic- T-totally a good plan I promise. You got snakes handy right?"
Neither liked the other's choice, fought a war out until the Cataclysm and now totally aren't planning on reïgniting that war.


Huge battle during a storm. Everyone think it's badass until Iuppiter gets sick of their shit and throws multiple lightning strikes. Kills everything due to the amount of water and metal around to conduct.

"Would you kids keep it down! I'm trying to sleep!"
NYAHHH
@dragonmancer i just added some creations to mine and its still growing. May your followers be cursed with their eagerness for a deadly challange.


Make Skeletor your champion of gtfo

@dragonmancer

I have added Phoenixes.

May your great knightly commanders be guarded by holy birds of eternal flame.
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I had always assumed he had a domain over space generally because y'know, stars and the sky.

I am curious as to why he has massive birds and a massive antartic creature, yet no pheonix?


Because I have been so focused on creating beings that help him keep his portion of nature in balance and screwing around that I completely forgot that those existed...
"Mistakenly known as storm father"


"U wot"

@dragonmancer

Made a small edit to Iuppiter's domains in light of the current situation regarding the overlapping issue. Included 'Space' into his domain list. If this isn't okay let me know and I'll remove it.
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I love this.

I have too say I am grateful of everyone's contribution to the rp.


The Truth started out as just a normal modern cinderblock wielded by a crazed, sewer-dwelling gangster.

Now it's a weapon forged by fucking gods.

Why do these things happen.


The Truth is indestructible because whether you wish for it or not, YOU CANT HIDE FROM IT.

And you guys just wait. Because Ben has been 'adopted' by Iuppiter, he wont regain Drakken status ever again. Instead his body will take on avian characteristics over draconic ones as his morality gets better.

Ben will literally be covered in baby duck feathers at some point.
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