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my life be like OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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3 yrs ago
I am also not like other girls. I am not a girl.
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NEVER forgive. ALWAYS forget. Remain in a perpetual state of confusion and anger forever!
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Honey is the best insect vomit I’ve had so far.
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It's fucked up that there are 1000 Christmas songs but only one song about the boys being back in town.
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@Junkmail and @Roman who have both served as Co-GMs on previous iterations of Crestwood have graciously agreed to help me out once again.


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Wraith you just gave me the keys and the ability to alter the title

nightmare nightmare nightmare nightmare
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Iulian

"It’s a classic pincer maneuver used to great effect in the Siege of Maceron. Any arguments?”

”We also need to consider when this attack occurs. I think a night or early morning ambush. It gives us more cover. And a higher likelihood that the guards won’t be as attentive.”

"What are the odds the numbers of the bandits are accurate?"


The priest had the right idea.

From the beginning the most prominent teaching engrained into his head was to use the nature of the beast against it. Vampires craved blood. Lycans feared silver. Bandits loved gold. In a way it was like a dance or a game- but one was trying to outpace the other. In his trade, staying a step ahead and ensuring that one's plan was followed to the letter was imperative to survival. Hunters like himself relied on it, when strength and speed and skill was no longer enough, until they slowed and then died.

The archers would thin the numbers, but the the warriors would control the fight. Setting the tone for the battle from on the ground or the watch tower should they hole themselves up. Man and monster were not so different, and Irae seemed to share his sentiment on what the bandits would want. The fairy did too, at least for the battle. The orc addressed a legitimate concern, though. Should their plan deviate for even a moment, they could very well all end up dead. They may have the element of surprise, but these highwaymen had the home field advantage.

"Dusk would be good," Iulian commented, crossing his burly arms across his chest. "Low light will allow the archers and climbers to get into position." His next statement was a calculated risk, and he knew it. "These bandits may be looking for caravans, but these are still thieves. I could pose as bait, some may be inclined to come to me." He explained. Such an evolution could land him in a compromising position, outnumbered and potentially injured, but that's what the archers were for.

"They might even go further if we can make it convincing. I can take care of a few unprepared men. Thin the numbers, and act as a distraction so that the others may fulfill their roles better."
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Kayla



Lyss' tone was laced with venom, biting and cold and to the point as she had always been. Thankfully, she had done a great deal of the talking, which was a good thing, because she seemed to stick to explaining the basics of exactly how the supernatural worked. A topic that Kayla herself still had a good deal to learn about despite her competence with her own abilities. Furthermore it allowed Kayla to dissect and diagnose what kind of person they were dealing with.

Blake was a pretty easy to read person. He was the type who was used to getting what they wanted and fuck whatever or whoever it took to get there. His questions were telling, relating to power and what it took to gain that power without necessarily recognizing the implications or risks of doing so. He was a vain man, and unable to recognize that folly at this time, especially now that he was angry due to the compounded nature of his wife. Phillis was drunk, and awakened now too, apparently. Lasers of sort splintered off her body in odd offshoots and refractions of light. Kayla supposed that if heat bothered her, the spindles of the woman's ability might have burnt or even made her uncomfortable.

But he wanted her out, and Kayla was not intending on throwing a man off the roof of his own building today.

"I'M REDACTING THE OFFER! ALL OF YOU, GET OUT OF HERE!"

"Retracting." Kayla corrected, speaking low and quietly to herself and maybe Lyss. Things hadnt become violent yet and she intended to beat it before they did. Emily seemed ready to kill Izzy and Maya, but Kayla cleared her throat. Her silence having broken once again. "Izzy, Maya, Emily," she said, her tone dangerous as she spoke the last name. "Will you three please make the others aware that we'll be leaving shortly?" Because now is not the time for infighting.

She snapped her head back to Blake and Phillis, who seemed just as much at odds with one another as he did with her Coven. "Mr. Schmidt," she said, maintaining her icy tone. "I suspect you will be seeing more and more of us in the future. I hope that when we meet again, we will both be able to overlook and transgressions of this afternoon. If you change your mind in searching for supernatural enforcers or a trainer for your..." She nodded her head to Phillis "New supernatural body guard's abilities, that you will look me up."

Kayla stood, set her untouched drink down on the arm of the table, and waited for Lyss to be prepared to adjourn. Kayla was intent on guarding her rear. There was no telling if the man would lash out further, and if he did, Kayla would much rather be the one to take a bullet than any of her girls.
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