<Snipped quote by Antarctic Termite>
"What is it that you do in your spare time?"
"Not much. Speak tersely to myself. Mutilate things and record the results."
"Oh. I mutilate things sometimes."
"Commonalities."
"..."
"You rarely initiate subjects. Few in memory."
"Correct. The reasons are inconsequential."
"I need an assistant. A hain needs to be traumatised. Importance science. It may be an bonding experience. I feel a bond with you. Not emotional. Needs more science first. Want in?"
"Only if I get to dance with the corpse."
"You are strange."
"No, you."
*Mutual monotonous giggling*
You know what...that might not be so bad...

