Legend

Myriad Reality

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You're telling me.

@Heroic

Stab him.

Myriad Reality

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Rofl.

He does other strange and nonsensical things too. The most strange is that he'll set his alarm for 7:45 every morning, on both his phone and clock, and he will hit snooze for hours on end and won't get up until like 12:30. I'll come back from my morning classes at about 10:40 and his alarms will still be going off every five or six minutes.

@Heroic

That's super unhealthy.

Myriad Reality

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*Activates a flying spell and moves out of the way so the metal can reach up and restrain your arm to your back.*

@Darlit Glitch

*Twists it*

Myriad Reality

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That's not good.
*Jumps onto the part of your back where the metal has covered.*

@Darlit Glitch

*Reaches behind me and crushes you between my arm and my back*

Myriad Reality

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*Switches to a cautious stance.*

@Darlit Glitch

*Touches my hand to the ground and it immediately becomes black and extremely solid, which spreads toward you*

Myriad Reality

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*they don't budge and soon start to flatten out, covering more of your skin.*

@Darlit Glitch

*Saunters toward you*

Myriad Reality

@Legend
*the voltage increases*

@souleaterfan320

*Smashes you into the ground*

Myriad Reality

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*Switches to quite intangible.*
Nope.
*The spheres hit you and attach themselves to your skin.*

@Darlit Glitch

*Hits them*

Myriad Reality

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Yeah. A lot.

@Galvanize

Let's go with smile.jpg then.

Myriad Reality

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i may be worng

@Galvanize

You could technically check your post history, but that's a lot of scrolling.