<Snipped quote by Legend>
*He ducks the sword, catching his scythe, and sweeps out your legs from underneath you*
That's not Excalibur. It's a copy. The real Excalibur belongs to the sea witch that child King Arthur borrowed it from.
*He punched the shield, denting it inward*
And you, my "good sir", are no king.
*Laughs heartily and stabs Excalibur into the ground*
No. But I am a hero.
*Golden tendrils shoot out from the ground and grab onto anything they find, burning it severely*