Legend

Myriad Reality

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*Walks around behind you and looks into a coffee machine that isn’t there*
I think I see the issue... Yes, none of this is your fault at all. Seems your machine is just a bit old is all. Needs a new part.
*Walks back to where I was*
Still, this can either be a health hazard, marked down in the books and reported to the department, or, the way I think we’d both prefer, we can get your name and contact information so the department can get your kitchen back up on its feet in a jiffy. How’s that sound?

@Multifarious

Hmmm... I dunno, it all sounds a lil' bit shady to me. I never get any complaints about my coffee. What department are you from, anyway?

Myriad Reality

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Uh-huh. You mind if I take a look at the brewer there?

@Multifarious

Well you go right ahead if you're so by-gone confident.

Myriad Reality

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*Takes a peak into the cup*
This is worse than we thought. We got a call yesterday, someone saying something about you brewing coffee out of a dirty coffee machine. Do you clean that thing at all, ma’am?

@Multifarious

*Slams my hand onto the imaginary counter*
Now you listen here, lil' miss. I run the most rootin' coffee shop from here to skillersville. Now you can't just come in here and start makin' these wild ac cu sations.

Myriad Reality

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Just business.
*Pretends to take a sip from the cup and makes a sour face*

@Multifarious

Somethin' wrong?

Myriad Reality

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Hi, uh, I think I’ll just take one iced mocha latte.

@Multifarious

One frosty mountain comin' right up.
*Turns around and makes coffee machine noises*
Here ya go.
*Hands you an imaginary cup*
Say, what brings ya 'round these parts?

Myriad Reality

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Mmmm... I guess you have a point.

@Multifarious

Okay, let's try it out!
*Spins one revolution on a chair*
Howdy there, miss. What can I getcha?

Myriad Reality

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Um... I dunno. Acting really isn’t my strong suit.

@Multifarious

What's the worst that could happen?

Myriad Reality

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W-wait, seriously?

@Multifarious

Yeah! Why not? I'll be a coffee shop owner and you can be anybody. Just get my last name.

Myriad Reality

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*Nods*
Yeah, it’d take some serious charisma to convince people I am who I want them to think I am.

@Multifarious

Go on, give it a shot. Let's see what you're made of.

Myriad Reality

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Well, partially because of my bad acting, but mostly because it’s hard to miss my lack of one eye.

@Multifarious

Oh yeah, that could be a problem. It'd attract attention.