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Did I? Did you see anything I missed?


When you first start, getting in and out safely is the most important part.
*Walks past the guard station and waves to the security guard*
But I didn't see anything that you should have picked up on.
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So. How about that?


*Smiles*
You did a good job!
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*Nods and goes through*


*Exits behind you*
<Snipped quote by Multifarious>

*Frowns*
I understand that you're tired, but I've been very helpful so far.


*Reaches the end of the floor*
You have, and we appreciate that.
*Glances backward*
Please fix the placement of that fire extinguisher before we leave.

<Snipped quote by Host>

We understand. Don’t take my urgency as displeasure, we’re just eager to finish up.


*Opens the door*
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Do you need to see any of our inspection certifications?


No, we have that on record.
*Starts walking back through the main factory floor*
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No... not that I know of.


*Glances quickly around the room and opens a few cabinets*
I'm not seeing any compliance violations. Are you about ready to be done as we are?
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I see...
*Glances between you and the files sitting on the cabinet*


Looks like this room passes. I'm going to check the break room next—anything in there you want to tell us about first?
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PC?


Personal computer. It's what they're calling desktops these days.
*Slides it back in place*
No compliance issues in here.
*Bumps over a speaker while standing back up*
Woah, sorry about that.
*Puts it back into place*
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Ma'am, you can't go in there. We have private records in that room.


I'm not your tax auditor.
*Walks into the room*
I'm more concerned with what's behind this PC.
*Gets onto the ground and pulls a desktop backward*
<Snipped quote by Multifarious>

*Smiles*
Try to find something you enjoy. When I was your age, I had no idea what I wanted to do with my life.

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No, there's nothing back there. Just office space.


Great.
*Walks past you*
Are all of your fire extinguishers present and ready? Any outlet chaining or other fire hazards?
*Opens the third door on the left*
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