Lemons

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I have a second hilarious idea for an alchemist 'monster' character but OP did say 1 char per person and playing the 'straight man' in a group of insane monster people will be too much fun.

@LupusIntus

Yeah I'm already way too in love with this poor human who is not prepared.

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So what you're saying is... we need a spooder.

@Foster

Oh no
Is your prankster a fuckin spider person

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Ah, sorry, it was just that the 'secretly a monster' threw me 'cause I think I misunderstood what you were saying. My bad!

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@Sky Blue For what it's worth, though I'm not the GM; there is a set CS with set headers that I think they'd like everyone to use. Also everyone's a monster and that's the point.

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Fun fact: Velvet's first language is Middle English. If you wake her up, her drowsy murmuring is incomprehensible.

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As a general rule, I tend to be pretty good with posting consistently up to a couple times a week if necessary. But I will burn out if it's more that that for any long duration.

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I mean...she's technically married...

(Yes, she's single. But she's also a gremlin gamer.)

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<Snipped quote by Lemons>

Fire. Ever see a mosquito just spontaneously combust? Qaymu has. And he's annoyed when asked to stand on the patio just to get rid of them.

But if you must try it, add two fingers of good whiskey and put in just a drop of dragon blood in, and cap the glass until the flames go out. It's best to down it in one gulp and wait for the room to go still again.

@Expendable

Hey, like I said: it is HILARIOUSLY difficult to kill Velvet, and she'll try anything once. Pure dragon blood is hard to come by!

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"What does dragon blood taste like?"
- Velvet, probably

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It's just a small area she has to walk around. It doesn't stop her, but it's inconvenient. That's definitely running water, though.

@CitrusArms

This is basically what Velvet's life is. Because she's not really in danger it's all just small but frustrating inconveniences. Like getting confused by crossroads. Do you KNOW how many four-way intersections there are in a modern city?