Northwest
The sole college in Erie, known for its marine biology program and football team. As most of the alumni are science majors, McCullough's campus, which borders Lake Erie, features a library, laboratory, several dorms, and most of the usual buildings seen in small-town campuses. Their football team was formerly called "The McCullough Head-Hunters", with a mascot resembling a chieftain of The Susquehannock people, who lived in Erie before it's colonization. However, as a result of protests citing the name's racial insensitivity, McCullough University's football team recently changed their name and mascot to "The McCullough Lake-Sharks". The football stadium has a large aquarium-like exhibit, housing a bull shark named Leroy.
Lake Erie's Museum of Natural Science (L.E.M.O.N.S)
North
Called "The Lemon" by most of the townsfolk, Lake Erie's Museum of Natural Sciences hosts a wide array of exhibits designed to teach guests of the region's natural history, back to the times of dinosaurs. The ground floor covers more recent history involving logging and oil spills in the lake, while the lowest floor, three flights of stairs down, features prehistoric fossilized plants and animals.
Northeast
Nearly 850 acres of wilderness, interspersed with paved paths, bathrooms, and bridges across the many small creeks and valleys. It is abundant with small wildlife, including many types of birds, rabbits, raccoons, and so on. The most infamous animal is "Willy", a wolf who is occasionally spotted around the park's eastern border. Most Willy sightings are unsubstantiated claims of teenagers on dares, however, as the eastern edge of the park is nearly abandoned due to the unpaved walkways, mosquitoes, and graffiti. Many college parties take place on the eastern edge of the park as well, causing it to be littered with broken bottles and discarded rubbish.
West
The shopping hub of the city, Downtown Erie has a wide selection of restaurants, bars, cafes, movie theatres, arcades, and other small businesses. There are four chain stores, McDonald's, Starbucks, Barnes & Noble, and Best Buy. Other than that, it is almost entirely family owned businesses, which is seen as a highlight of the town. There are many frog statues that decorate the town, although they are largely unexplained -- Some citizens believe that they are the project of an eccentric artist, some believe that they are installed by the city. Some, like the ones installed in front of
The Downtown Erie Opera House, or
O'Shaughnessy's, have a clear connection to the businesses they reside by. Others, like the frogs in front of the
Chase Bank and
Downtown Erie Theatre, are more abstract.
Named for the commanding general of The Battle for Lake Erie, Perry Square is considered the heart of the town. Although mostly residential, there are still small parks, cafes, and libraries. The most notable location is Strong Vincent High, one of two high schools in town. As Strong Vincent's is a public school, it has a student body of about 1000. The school itself is fairly unexceptional outside of their track team.
East
Deceptively named, Uptown Erie is essentially the town's industrial district. Housing the entirety of Erie's warehouses, factories, and power plants, Uptown Erie is known for very little other than the smell of the paper mill. As it's on the border of the town and the forest while remaining in close proximity to the lake, the businesses that aren't based in fishing are usually centered around lumber harvesting, much to the chagrin of the largely environmentalist student body of McCullough Univeristy. Uptown Erie is the number one source of pollution in Erie, and has been the site of a yearly protest for decades.
Southwest
Although it's on the edge of town, just bordering the highway that seperates Erie from the rest of the world, it's said that The Erie Mall is "Where Erieites pass around the same hundred dollar bill aroybd". Seen as the go-to hangout for teenagers, The Erie Mall has the same stores you see in most every mall, and has no shortage of mallrats to populate them.
South
Often confused for Downtown Erie by the occasional tourist, Southside is the underbelly of the city. Considered to be "On the wrong side of the tracks", it's worth noting that there actually
is a long-abandoned set of train tracks that separates Perry Square from Southside. Most of Erie's crime, poverty, and general skeeviness is found in this neighborhood. It's also home to The Stanislaus High School, a high school that allows students to gain credits for trade school. Although it has a more advanced college prep program, Strong Vincent is still regarded as the better of the two schools.
Southeast
Cedar Hills is Erie's trailer park -- Home of the city's meth labs, mayonnaise sandwiches, and petty theft. Although the sunny forest depicted on the trailer park's welcome sign gives Cedar Hills some semblance of cleanliness, the smell of cat pee and smoke is an undeniable testament to the park's character.