Lonewolf685

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@Banana

No no, go to the public bath house or a pool. More fun that way

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@Lonewolf685
Should I be ashamed that I had to Google what exsanguination mean? I had an idea it meant something to do with blood but I didn't know what.

@Banana

Nah, you're fine.

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@Banana

Well of course. Exsanguination, and dehydration would kill Syphax at LEAST 4 times.

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All of Heaven: is screaming in frustration at all the egg shells and bloody feathers littering the streets.

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@Mega Birb

Assuming Syphax has the will power to resist the temptation :3

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@Mega Birb@Banana

But if most harpies are female, and Syphax is the only male around who just permormed a mating so vocal Deva was getting hot under the collar, I imagine the others are going to be awfully eager for lessons from their general. Long, hard, blood soaked lessons.

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I'm pretty drained so my post will have to wait a few days. Friday at the latest.

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@Lonewolf685
Syphax: I'll be back in a bit, gotta run to the store. *Nopes*

@Mega Birb

Wow, Eve and the other female harpies are going to be soooo disappointed in his parenting skills.good luck getting laid by anyone but Hildr after that.

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@Mega Birb
Nah, the fox doesn't enjoy eating crow...except that one time with Solovei in a parallel universe. In that curse, Syphax would be a suitable replacement

Though Syphax would go crazy from the flying fox pups they spawn.

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@KoL

She'd hate the Nexus. Too much violence, not enough romance. She doesn't want to rape legions of pathetic weaklings, she just wants to stay tangled up in the bedsheets from dusk to dawn. Then do waifu stuff.

A simple, wholesome life if there ever was one :3