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Reluctantly retired roleplayer.

Except when I'm not.

Why are you here when you should be writing posts?

You can edit a bad draft, but you cannot edit a blank page.

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I swear we like each other.
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Ew you want a number?

Iris' top speed is pretty damn fast.

There. She can also run at more than 5mph.


Good range.
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Not if Iris also throws on some nasty looking green paint ;)


What is Iris' top speed at this point?
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Something something original joke about sex scenes.


Remember when Master Bruce thought I was joking and didn't read my post for two months before he realized I actually did write a sex scene.

#PepperRidgeFarmRemembers
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I certainly hope he's at least wearing something between his mail and his, erm, hammer. Getting hair (or other things) caught in those rings hurts like a sunuvabitch.


Yeah, but it might be like a one-piece body glove.

Also, pretty sure if Thor was pantsed, he'd just stand there proudly.
Stop trying to push other peoples characters into sex scenes. Or I'll have Iris pants Thor in the Triskellion faster than he can say "hammer".


I don't think Thor is wearing pants, I'm really not sure where the armor and the mail separate.
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I feel like this was potentially the original advert for Snickers.


I'm really more of an 'Oh!Henry' kind of guy.

Much like Nora Allen.
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Better?


Much better.
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I dunno, it's an animal doing something funny, it's good enough for me.


Needs more Otters.
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Forgive me @Byrd Man, I just really like this picture of a polar bear using a bucket as a helmet.


Whoops, I thought it was a Husky.
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