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Reluctantly retired roleplayer.

Except when I'm not.

Why are you here when you should be writing posts?

You can edit a bad draft, but you cannot edit a blank page.

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Do I look like I work for the costume department at HBO?


You do have one of those faces.
It's... a fur.


But is it fur... from a badger?
Wait,

Does he have a badger on his shoulders?
This sounds like an excellent game.

All men of class and refinement should be interested in joining such a game. I say this as a completely neutral observer with absolutely no connection to the game, of course.


As another completely neutral observer with absolutely no connection to the game, I must also say this looks to be a fine addition to the Guild and that all should be encouraged to give it a look.
Who says I'm trying to be funny? I'm actually kinda curious what kind of questions people have and to see if we can answer them. Like okay. Martian Manhunters weakness to fire/extreme heat. What's with that? I mean I suppose it could be due to physiology but then with the extreme cold that Mars can reach even the 20 degrees it can reach would have an affect on them? I work in temperatures far above what I'm used too and I don't cease to function.


You're too funny.
No I think we should continue to discuss these kinds of things. Seriously, what are some of the biggest questions people have about comic book heroes. Lets see if we can come up with answers.


Is the Thing's penis also made of rocks?

If so, is it always, rock hard?
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He's one flexible motherfucker if he can bite his toenails.

Lois must have fun.

I mean come on guys, these are the serious questions rn.


...Are you saying you can't bite your toe nails?
I want to point out, that when Batman and Superman fight again because IDK. Superman gets a haircut or something:

this is how it needs to go down.

ALSO THERES A THOUGHT. If all of Superman is invulnerable cause Yellow Sun. How does he cut his hair/shave/cut his nails?


He reflects his heat vision off of a mirror and bites his nails.
This is required viewing.



Sorry, this doesn't appear to pass the Bechdel Test.
@Inkarnate Good job, you got him going.
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