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2 yrs ago
Current Ethical? No. Illegal? Also no.
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2 yrs ago
Some people need to make a hard choice when deciding which two karaoke streams they want to listen to. I have no such weakness: I have two ears for a reason.
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3 yrs ago
The hard part about trying to play some politically savvy mastermind is the assumption that the world operates off real world politics and not your DM’s politics.
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4 yrs ago
Don't put too much stock in prophesies. At best they're full of shit, but more often than not they're one of those self-fullilling kinds. Plan for what happens afterwards instead.
4 yrs ago
A character isn't deep or compelling just because you let them get hurt a lot, are always depressed, or do morally questionable things.
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If you're here either you're wondering what I'm doing cause I need to post in your RP (In which case, calm yo tits, I'll get around to it), or you want to know who I am. So let's begin.

I'm a college age asian kid who has more heart than he has senses. I'm still working out this whole "adulthood" thing, so until then I just do what I feel I must. As far as personality and traits go, I'm not one for boasting. So if there's anything redeeming about myself you'd have to figure it out in person or by word-of-mouth. Generally however I'm rather perverted, in the best and worst ways. nothing is too much until I've crossed the line, and that just means I've started.

As far as Roleplays I like, I have a thing for fantasy, though I'm also good for some types of sci-fi, supernatural, Modern, and slice-of-life. If it's open and sandbox, I'll probably join it. Never really been a romantic, I often chose to sexualize any notion of romantic encounters I come across. I generally write at Casual quality, though I have no issues with Free-Level Rp/Players and I can hold my own in Advance.

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Bam, lets roll some Initiatives.
Bursting from the brush you crack your staff over the head of an unsuspecting goblin. He falls to the ground without even a peep. By the time the second goblin turns to see what caused the noise your fist strikes right into its nose, knocking the red-skinned gremlin backwards. As he stumbled and screamed Pylia came up from behind and stabbed her dagger right into its neck, silencing it.

The other goblins immediately turned to face you, even the ones in the tree. The one on the ground takes out his weapon and gets ready for a fight, but the small climber looked like he was going to try and put more distance between you and him. Seeing this Pylia aimed her dagger at the climbing goblin. ^Summon Holy Fire!^ Almost as if it came from the sun itself, a bolt of fire was launched at the goblin, however he was able to avoid it by jumping towards a nearby branch, climbing higher to hide in the canopy.

The goblin on the ground used this opportunity to try and attack Pylia, swinging his spiky club right at her. However she was easily able to block the attack with her shield. “Sylvia, now!”

Fo sho. Just lemme right up a post.
The quarterstaff strike just barely passes (they don’t have shields), but your unarmed will. Your first staff attack will also kill the first goblin, so you can redirect your unarmed strike to a different goblin if you’d like.
Nito bandito, we start with an ambush! Roll me attacks please, your first attack will have advantage as they do not notice you.
Nodding you watched the goblins a bit more. They seemed to mostly look around the rocks, trying to dig or push stones out of the way, but didn’t seem to have much luck. There was some form of bickering between them before one pointed into the trees and kicked a smaller goblin into climbing it. He did so begrudgingly, putting his spikes club away as he started climbing. Pylia looked to you, her shield and dagger in hand, ready to go when you are.
Pylia put her hand to your lip as you spoke. A goblin turned around as he heard you, but the chatter from his compatriots made him turn back as they started to dig through the area. Seemed like you just barely managed to avoid getting heard. Pylia whispered to you. “I think we can take them with the element of surprise. I don’t know what Dirk had, but I wouldn’t want goblins to get it.”
I’m the other goblin in the RP, and if you join me you won’t have to worry about starting off without much gear. Orchid is a master crafter with a small tribe of goblins under her command, and she’s always willing to take in more. Together we will prosper. I only ask that you cooperate and try not to be too violent with me, since mediating conflicts between us reincarnated and the locals have been an uphill struggle.
Despite being in unfamiliar territory, you find the rock quite easily thanks to being on one of the hills. And now that you think about it, from a certain position it was easy to see why he choose this spot. The rocks provided ample cover from winds, the tree offered shade from the sun and rain. From a certain angle the whole set up looked like a pair of cock with balls. And the hill itself was a nice vantage point.

As you approached the camp you could hear mutterings and chatter. Pylia motioned for you to lay low as she took cover behind a bush. Looking ahead you could see four small humanoid creatures investigating the camp. Pylia turned to you and whispered. ”Goblins.”
Alrighty, survival check for me please. A Nature check can also suffice.
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