Never have I ever disliked a post more in my entire life.
Not that I'm actively trying to make everything about Batman (it just happens), but... the Wayne family canonically hails from Scottish ancestry. It's covered pretty well in this book:
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Very well, where do I begin?
My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet.
My father would womanize, he would drink. He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament.
My childhood was typical. Summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds - pretty standard, really. At the age of twelve, I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteen a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles.
There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum... it's breathtaking. I highly suggest you try it.
My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet.
My father would womanize, he would drink. He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament.
My childhood was typical. Summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds - pretty standard, really. At the age of twelve, I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteen a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles.
There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum... it's breathtaking. I highly suggest you try it.
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Not that I'm actively trying to make everything about Batman (it just happens), but... the Wayne family canonically hails from Scottish ancestry. It's covered pretty well in this book:
@Master Bruce We should do what the DCEU did and for convienence just have all the major cities surrounding a bay so we're close together.
Why stop there? We can just have each city be it's own borough of New York. Gotham is Brooklyn, Metropolis is Manhattan, Gateway City is Harlem, Central City is Queens, Bounce's space posts are actually revealed to all be on Staten Island. We'll be elbow-to-elbow in no time!
I also like that we have a nice balance of geographical locations. US-wise, anyways. I have always hated when in past games there are a dozen Gotham characters and only a small handful elsewhere.
For once, me being a giant control freak of the Gotham-based characters actually pays off!
Look, I'm sure we're all at least in some form of appreciation of Dick, but you gotta have Dick in moderation. Otherwise you get too much Dick, and too much Dick just leaves everyone uncomfortable.
And on July 4th, no less.
Yeah. Ass you could write, but asshole got censored.
Lord knows the amount of times I wanted to call you that, too...
@Master Bruce You can pull whatever face you want baby, Iris gets what she wants.
I need an adult. I NEED MY PAREN---
Oh, right.
So wait, was SHH just a giant free for all in terms of content?
Not at all, but I was curious as to what the Guild's perspective was on such things. For one thing, openly cursing wasn't a thing we were used to over there, given the system automatically converted "fuck" to "****". So there are certain liberties to migrating over here.
The plans simple, I'll have my post fade to black and MBs post will just be him being Batman walking down the street, a flash of lightning then him just standing there naked.
The following arc will be Batman hunting down Thor.
Hey babe, I hear you like Eggplant Emojis.
If this is your way of having Iris come onto Batman...
I didn't say stop.
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