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Very well, where do I begin?

My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet.

My father would womanize, he would drink. He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament.

My childhood was typical. Summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds - pretty standard, really. At the age of twelve, I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteen a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles.

There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum... it's breathtaking. I highly suggest you try it.

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In CLOSED - Ultimate One Universe: Season One → 8 yrs ago Forum: Casual Roleplay
Enough.

There will be a time and a place if I launch my own game. But given that's months from now, if at all, I don't want to hear so much as a peep about no Jedi's returning, nor Sith's revenge, nor awakenings of the Force.

Otherwise I'll be littering this thread with Prequel gifs and nobody's gonna be happy, then.



In CLOSED - Ultimate One Universe: Season One → 8 yrs ago Forum: Casual Roleplay
*grabs mic like Kanye West*

IMMA LET YOU ALL FINISH BUT TLJ IS THE SECOND BEST STAR WARS MOVIE OF ALL TIME

*leaves to go finish another monster IC post*


WHAT DID I SAY ABOUT DEBATING THE FILMS?!

In CLOSED - Ultimate One Universe: Season One → 8 yrs ago Forum: Casual Roleplay
It's too early and I don't want to commit to anything yet, especially since I don't know if I'll go through with it. But I'll say that it's something I've wanted to do for awhile, now, and have developed my own concepts for based on alot of different elements of all of Star Wars - including alot of stuff Lucas either abandoned or changed before he made A New Hope, and the countless inspirations that even started the whole thing. Blame @AndyC for pitching one hell of a Star Wars concept of his own years prior that got my mind racing on the subject.
In CLOSED - Ultimate One Universe: Season One → 8 yrs ago Forum: Casual Roleplay
... Did somebody say "Master Bruce helmed Star Wars game?" We talking OT, PT, ST, Old Republic, war game, seedy underbelly scoundrels game, Force users game, or Holiday Special?


Not sure if I'm ready to share that in the open, yet.

PM incoming...
In CLOSED - Ultimate One Universe: Season One → 8 yrs ago Forum: Casual Roleplay


I honestly have no idea when, how, or if that's happening and my hope is that a bit of this is resolved with Johns' Doomsday Clock mini, given Rebirth basically came about in the lead-up to that. I was just expressing the other day that I've grown a bit impatient with DC fitting the pieces of their old universe back together as slowly as possible.

In CLOSED - Ultimate One Universe: Season One → 8 yrs ago Forum: Casual Roleplay
And no, I don't know why Bruce just up and decided to put on a helmet in the vacuum of space when he, Robin, and Arthur should already be dead either.
In CLOSED - Ultimate One Universe: Season One → 8 yrs ago Forum: Casual Roleplay
Ut!

In CLOSED - Ultimate One Universe: Season One → 8 yrs ago Forum: Casual Roleplay
Oh, god yes. I do not want to get into SW arguments in the current landscape. It's bad enough that if this game reaches another season, I want to try a Star Wars game of my own.
In CLOSED - Ultimate One Universe: Season One → 8 yrs ago Forum: Casual Roleplay
Having hatred in your heart for a bad comic book movie just makes you feel more like a man. I didn't feel whole until I walked out of Blade: Trinity.
In CLOSED - Ultimate One Universe: Season One → 8 yrs ago Forum: Casual Roleplay
And, uh, I'll just be the guy whose favorite Spidey movie was the first Raimi one.


Same, actually. I hold it and Homecoming in the same regard. The first Raimi film has a slight indie film quality that fits the character perfectly, and Willem Dafoe is extremely underrated as a perfect Green Goblin.
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