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Neither does my prey. By the time I reach them, they've already accepted me as their god, and what mortal would refuse the will of something they consider to be divine?


*Smiles*
Hey, you’d be surprised. Besides, brainwashing is super not-gonna-fly.
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No. It sticks to my insides. Disgustingly so.


It doesn't scream while you eat it though.
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*Grumbles*

Now, if you'll excuse me, I have mortals to consume.


You sure I couldn't interest you in something less mortal-y? Maybe a PB&J?
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*Ripples*

I'd rather consume biomass without the noisome cries of insects, thank you very much.


*Scrunches my face*
Me... too? Thanks?
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No, I plan on eating that world the next four systems over. Why? Do you plan on trying to stop me?


You could talk me into it.
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*An eye appears within my fleshy mass to regard you, followed by a toothy maw a few seconds later*

Salting my meal.


What're ya eating? Toasted ciabatta?
*The rift seals behind me as I float outwards into the emptiness of space, my mind brushing against the inhabitants of a world spinning nearby, preparing them for my inevitable arrival*


*Manifests nearby*
You're getting awfully close to a world I'm in charge of watching. Whatcha doing?
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*Starts to make my way outside*

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Good luck with your last eleven cups.


*Grins*
Don't underestimate me. See you later.
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Of course.
*Stands up*
It was a pleasure speaking with you, Techi.


Sure, sure. I'll call you later today.
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I think you underestimate the ancient milk.
*Flicks the brim of my hat*
You’re fun, Techi. It was nice meeting you.


Same to you, Akora. Good luck with that superdragon.
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