Nimda

Myriad Reality

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I kind of feel like it is. But that's just me.

@whizzball1

Is everything okay today? Is something wrong?

Myriad Reality

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*pulls you toward me with great strength as I stab your heart with a hidden knife*

@Zeal

*It hits a metal plate*
One of these, I see.
*Punches you in the face*

Myriad Reality

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*falls to a sitting position,breathing heavily and I look at my watch*
Oh my gosh! I almost late!! Sir, could you help me up?

@Zeal

...All right.
*Holds out my hand*

Myriad Reality

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I really don't mean to be a bother...
*leans on a wall in the alley way*
I just ran a few miles to get here...I'm actually meeting someone. And my car broke down. Do you have a water bottle? I need to freshen up and at least not look like I ran a marathon.

@Zeal

I do not; I apologize.

Myriad Reality

@Zeal
Certainly. Just walk around this block and it will be a few streets down.

Myriad Reality

@Nimda
*fallows the direction and stops at the alleyway*

@Zeal

*There isn't anything eventful there, but a large man is walking in front of the Administration Building*

Myriad Reality

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Thanks so much. Have an amazing day.
*runs off*

@Zeal

Woman: *Waves*

Myriad Reality

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Unfortunately not. Just "butthurt", or whatever it is that the internet says for that.

@whizzball1

Shame.

L1ZZ4R0 5QU40 Strikes again.

Myriad Reality

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Yes! Thank you! So much. You just saved a woman on her date!

@Zeal

Woman: Really? I'm happy to be able to help; you can get to the restaurant by taking a right of fifth street, and if you cut through a back alley by the cleaners, you can get right to the front.

Myriad Reality

Apparently the person who planned the hack on Fimfiction did it because his story was rejected 5 times. o3o

@whizzball1

I was hoping he'd have a more interesting reason.