Nimda

Myriad Reality

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I prefer to be called an eccentric rather than a god, Alna at your service.
*Offers a gentlemanly bow in introduction*

@Dark Cloud

I guess he could be a really high level mage, but...
*A red magic circle around my iris spins once giving me a deeper look into your makeup*
That’s a lotta magic.

Myriad Reality

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[ . . . A N A L Y S I S . . .]
Ah how polite, my very being looked at through a microscope!
*Chuckles good naturedly*
*Strengths show unlimited mastery over all magic thus mastery over everything, weakness for punning, seems to be neutral, makeup of human remains dating all the way to the beginning of recorded time, seems to be suffering from amnesia*

@Dark Cloud

That’d be another deity! Looks like it’s hard to be subtle when traveling with a god!

Myriad Reality

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*The creature seems to be alive, but its eyes look... vacant, as if it is elsewhere*

@Caldizar

Wow Gio, you really messed up this thing!

Myriad Reality

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Make good or non-xenophobic.

@Caldizar

I know my two would as soon kill it. We’ll see what Dark Cloud has in mind.

Myriad Reality

Before you try it, no you cannot convert a Beholder. They're the isolationist Daleks of the D&D setting.

@Caldizar

What does convert mean in this context?

Myriad Reality

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*The Beholder sways slightly as it is sent plummeting downward into the stone floor, the stalactite having pierced a good portion of its body as well. Such a wound was not enough to kill it however*

@Caldizar

*Walks up toward it and leans in, inspecting the creature*

Myriad Reality

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*An indescribable feeling passes over The Beholder, like a kind of tug that feels like its being is moving but not at the same time. The Beholder looks dead but in reality its elsewhere...*

@Dark Cloud

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Lily, analyze.

@Fractured

Aye aye!
*Looks at you through the spiritual plane, searching for strengths, weaknesses, intentions, makeup, and other defining attributes*

Myriad Reality

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Give me an overlay to hit this thing’s eyes and avoid its beams!

@Fractured

*A red hue shrouds your vision, indicating predicted attacks, their paths, best directions to dodge, and attack vectors*

Myriad Reality

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Lily, can you split your attention??

@Fractured

Yyyyyy—
*Gets distracted by something I notice in my analysis*
Affirmative.