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16 days ago
Current LSAT takers lucking out like never before
18 days ago
Hard disagree. Everyone should simp for me
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21 days ago
AI has been a net negative to humanity and I will not be convinced otherwise
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24 days ago
Our guests have gone home and the kitchen was easy to clean. The house is spotless and the baby is sleeping. Life is good.
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27 days ago
AI is awful and I hate it but forums have been slowing down a lot longer than that. I think it's because the forum generation has just grown up and gotten new priorities (jobs, families, etc).
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Bio

child of the storm


I had a baby! :D

If you're interested in some short completed pieces of mine beyond my regular RP posts, feel free to rifle through my filing cabinet here.

About me:
  • Birth year 1998
  • Female
  • Canadian
  • Married!
  • Mother!!!
  • Time zone: Atlantic, GMT-4 (one hour ahead of EST)
  • Currently judging your grammar
  • Not usually looking for 1x1s but if you're really jonesing, my PMs are always open
  • Discord Obscene#1925

Most Recent Posts

I'll try to post when I get home from work! Which is is about 4 hours. Neugh.
Dakota's up. I'll probably be tweaking tiny details here and there for the next few days, but if any serious changes arise, I'll let you guys know.
Name:
Dakota Zahn

(Future) Alias:
(Help)

Age:
20

Gender:
Female


Personality:
Dakota's presence is one noticed when it enters a room. She's bold, crass, and not any model of a 'lady'. She carries herself with the confidence of someone twice her size and follows through with it. She's exceptionally blunt, refusing to beat around the bush and saying exactly what she means, however rude or uncouth it needs to be to get the point across. She's got a dirty sense of humour and an occasional raunchy accent to match (think a New Yorker who's lost most of their accent) and isn't afraid to be a little hard and rough. 'Tough love' is a common concept for her.

On the negative side, Dakota isn't vulnerable to most insults or taunts, simply laughing and rolling with the punches. In her own words, if you call yourself worse things than they call you, then they can't hurt you. One thing that does burn her short fuse, however, is a superiority complex. She absolutely cannot stand people who think they're better than anyone else, or even openly belittle others. This is essentially the only peeve of hers that will undoubtedly send heads rolling.


Current Equipment:
- Optimized steel-toed boots
- Electrically-insulated gloves
- A metal fork
- A fully-loaded toolbelt (if on/near time of work)
- A long-lasting rechargeable battery attached to a spool of thin wire
- A small folding knife with a metal handle


Skills:
- Mechanic
Dakota has been working as a mechanic almost her entire life. She knows her way around a wrench and can fix almost anything.
- Brawler
While nowhere near formally trained, Dakota can hold her own in a fight. She’s small, quick, and resourceful, can definitely pack a punch and isn’t afraid to fight dirty. With a bit of electricity and enough spite, she’ll be just fine.
In Delete 11 yrs ago Forum: Casual Roleplay
Indeed! I sincerely would like this one to decidedly NOT die, since it's pretty great.
Yes ^^ I can colour the ones he hears from other people in red which was the original plan, if you'd like, but the confusion of not knowing who they were from was sorta intentional.


Oh no I wasn't confused on who they were from, not at all really. I was confused as to whether or not they were meant to be thoughts, since thoughts are generally in first person. Does your character intentionally think in third person?
Oh and forgive the double post, but @McHaggis are those italicized sentences supposed to be thoughts? It's kind of hard to tell with the third person view.
I'll have Dakota up sometime today. Really excited to wind her up again ^_^
Hey @Ariamis I'm pretty sure by 'sexual preference' it means orientation. Gay/straight/bi etc. I don't know why it's relevant but hey, whatever.
In Delete 11 yrs ago Forum: Casual Roleplay
I'm from 'Murica and it snowed here too! D:


Eastern 'Murica? Because I think it was a maritime thing.
In Delete 11 yrs ago Forum: Casual Roleplay
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It snowed today.
I've never felt so Canadian.
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