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Heyo, Ogo, leggo


Hiya! Morgan here. I am the mountain mama.

Used to be hella active, now I mostly just lurk. Feel free to drop a message if you catch me snoopin', I probably won't bite.

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I love it. I just...I can't...the tears are joyous and painful~
~Avery Grant~


Fires, man. They really lucked out. They got to be bright AND warm. And they made light. Avery knew he was warm...but people kept saying he wasn’t bright. So he envied fire on that point. As for light, well, it would pretty nifty to never need a flashlight again.

Abibro spoke up, causing Avery to snap out of his thoughts once more. He looked at her.

"Eh? I thought you all got chased off by that Onix,"

Looked like it was talky time.

"Well, whatever. Not my problem."

Hey...wait. Abibro. Avery was slightly puzzled. They were supposed to take turns in talky time, right? Especially after a question. But she hadn’t…



Avery was glad he found Abibro, but she didn’t play by the rules. He tried not playing by the rules before, but the other kids just got upset and tattled on him. Then they stopped playing with him. That wasn’t fun. So Avery decided not to stop playing with Abibro. Where would the fun be in that?

"If you would have gotten here earlier, you might have gotten something to eat. Too bad though. I'm not cooking again, so you'll have to do it yourself."

Oh no!

The horror!

THE INHUMANITY!

Avery silently wept for missing the food. Was there any worse fate than to be denied a warm belly? It there was, Avery didn’t care to know of it.

“Melbro, Quietbro, and I went and played hide and seek with Onixbro. Melbro and Quietbro lost.”

Avery let that hang in the air for a few moments, oblivious of the implications. He had removed his backpack and was laying out a sleeping roll. He had also pulled out a small baggie, though it looked as if the rest of the bag’s contents were going to come out alongside it. It had a few apple slices and grapes in it. Avery was munching down as he set up tonight’s bed.

“So they’re IT. But I’m kinda tired, so I don’t wanna play anymore. I dunno about the others. I didn’t see them.

Avery and Brain turned back the pages of memory, searching for any signs of the rest of the group.

No dice. By the time he got up everyone was gone. Right?

… Huh. Avery wasn’t exactly too sure now.

“Probably.”

There we go. Bedroll settled. Avery popped a grape into his mouth to celebrate. He unzipped it and climbed in. He looked over at Abibro. Her spider was looking at him and making funny sounds. Avery beamed at it. Spiderbro was trying to talk to him. They were going to be the best of friends, of this Avery was certain.

Speaking of friends…

Avery pulled out two pokeballs and loosed the Pokemon within.

Blue looked exhausted and slightly confused at the change in surroundings. Avery pat the little dude on the head, and the Phanpy seemed to catch a bit of a second wind. It turned to him and lit right up. So did Avery. Blue inched closer to Avery, then flopped onto his back, demanding bellyrubs. Avery obliged.

Green didn’t look nearly as happy. His foe was gone, yet he did not taste the glory of victory. This would not do. Not at all. The Pineco bounced over to the nearest tree, and launched a stream of...goo at the lowest branch. It climbed up, using the goo to cement itself to the branch. Then he closed his eyes. Green had left the building, ya’ll.

“So whatcha think everybody’s up to?”

Avery asked Abigail without looking over at her. Blue had all of his attention at the moment. That he even managed to form a sentence at this moment?

It was a miracle.
Writer's block is dead.
Work has stabilized.
Motivation lives.

I HAVE RISEN!
~Ramses Reinholdt~


Whoa...

This was happening.

This was happening.

This was actually fucking happening.

He was actua-

Ramses slightly tensed up. The sloppy looking fuck in front of him got pulled out of line. The ‘Badians patted him down, then checked his bag. And apparently they didn’t like what they found. They dragged the guy off to a nearby alley. But there wasn’t any time to play the hero. He was next to go through the checkpoint. He was expecting some sort of trouble, but...well he got lucky. The soldier that checked his (rather well done false) paperwork and identification gave him a sort of pitying look. It took a moment for the gentle giant to register what was going on but…

Fuckin’ Xerox.

Ramses was still a woman. And bald. And, honestly, he still looked a bit rough from the boozed up night. He wasn’t so dense as to not see what the dude was thinking. A little bit miffed at the pity but...well, if it was going to get him a golden ticket to the train station, who was he to complain?

Ramses hammed it up. Holding a pained expression as the soldier handed back the papers and waved him/her through. It went pretty quickly, and the guy didn’t even search his bag. Which was good. Ramses didn’t have many ways to explain the broken down military grade rifle in the purple and blue backpack. Well, not many that didn’t end with a revolver in someone’s face.

As the young dome head marched through the makeshift checkpoint, s/he couldn’t help but feel some combination of excitement and doubt rush over him/her.

He had been selected to join the field team.

It was horrible, yeah. He was replacing a SeeD that was either broken beyond repair, or...well…

But he was in. Which he wasn’t expecting. Honestly, he had already resigned himself to scrubbing toilets under the cruel reign of Yoko Ono the Maleficent. Or even being put on the bus so to speak. So when the a warlord approached him with orders to head to Deling…

Fuck.

His first REAL assignment. And all he had to do was...

Double fuck.

Ramses managed to calm himself down, and continued onwards. Next stop? Train station.




Lady luck must have had a thing for him that day. Ramses had managed to dodge the next few checkpoints due to aggression between the soldiers and civilians. Everyone was on edge. It didn’t surprise him much though. After last night, the Galbadians were bound to bring down the hammer. And the citizens of Timber would be the ones to suffer it. Tensions would be high for a while. If this mission didn’t succeed…

A pungent smell slammed into Ramses, pulling him from his worried thoughts. He had finally made it to Car C area. He looked around.

Lerwick. Probably. S/He was smoking. Ramses wrinkled his/her nose. He never was much of a fan of that particular type of smoke. He preferred the nonspecial kind. But hey, to each his own.

Xerox, the little chucklefuck, was there too. Unlike some of the others, Ramses wasn’t exactly miffed about having his uh...plumbing reworked. Well, not when he learned that is was just temporary. It sure as hell made this part of the job easier. Though he did make a mental note about being a bit more careful getting drunk around Frankenstein Jr- aw, who was he kidding? The kid was a riot. And a genius. Way too much fun to avoid.

Then there was...uhm...well, someone familiar. Ramses had seen the guy before the drinking started. That was about it, though. He knew fuckall about the dude. But if he was here, he had to be someone useful.

Useful.

Ramses silently gulped then walked off to stand a little bit away from the trio.

He had to prove himself this mission. He had to show he could be useful, otherwise...well, he knew where the Ono the Terrible would put him…

He shook his head and gazed out his own window. All he had to do was get on the train. That was all that was left. He’d avoid the others for now. Drawing too much attention wouldn’t exactly be the brightest idea. Nope. For now, he wasn’t a SeeD. If anybody asked, he was just Rachel Washington, a fisherwoman waiting for the train to Deling City where she was to meet with a specialist about her rather horrible, life threatening disease.



Well, hopefully nobody would ask.
~Avery Grant~


Brain Control to Major Avery: What in the ivory fuck are you doing?

Major Avery to Brain Control: Playing hide ‘n’ seek. Want in?

A bright flash pulled the boy down from space. A deafening roar drew his restless attention to the hulking rock monster, which was thrashing about. It’s tail came dangerously close to Avery. Which would have been bad. Avery would have to be IT, then.

Nobody makes Avery IT.



Well, nobody, unless you count the kids back in New Bark. Or Papa Garfield. Or Brain. Then there was that time that Avery played Tag by himself.

Huh. Well, Avery didn’t want to be IT this time.



Alright, so he kind of did. Melody and Quietbro were here, and so was Onixbro. And Onixbro seemed like he was really good at this game. He’d be WAAAY fun to play with. And Avery hadn’t yet gotten to play with Melbro or Quietbro. That had to change. But not yet. He couldn’t just show himself. That would just ruin the thrill of the game, the battle of wits, the…

Oh no. Looks like Onixbro found the others.

Avery watched as the rock snake spot his friends. It bent down and observed the two of them for a few moments, then left. Hiding, obviously. Onixbro had to be happy to have some buddies to play with. Well, anytime he wanted, Avery would be there in a heartbeat. What were friends for?

Speaking of friends...Melbro and Quietbro were spotted at the same time. And Onixbro had left to hide so…

So…

Avery gasped.

Melbro and Quietbro...they were IT.

Avery smiled.

Well, they wouldn’t find him.

Avery shuffled down out of the tree. He landed, looked at the two young trainers, and took off sprinting the other way.

Game on, bros.




He didn’t see Onixbro again, sadly. Despite running off in a similar direction, it just didn’t happen. But Avery DID have a tendency to get turned around. Then around. And around. And…

It had been a while. Quietbro and Melbro, well, he hadn’t seen them since bolting. Which was good. He would win this game. Definitely. Upon his head shall rest the hide ‘n’ seek crown of victory. The people back home would be so proud.

Avery stopped. He heard something. Something crackling. Then he smelled something. It smelled...it smelled...

It smelled delicious.

Avery’s mouth watered a bit. He stumbled off towards that glorious aroma. Food. It had to be food. It smelled like food. And his mouth was doing the mouth thing it did around food. And his stomach was making food sounds. Food. Food. Food. Foo-

Abibro?

Avery pushed a branch out of his way and entered a small clearing. He still smelled that glorious smell. And fire. Brain had to pitch in, but put two and two together. Somebody had been cooking here. And judging by the pale girl with the purple hair?

Abibro.

Her head was tilted back and she was talking with Spiderbro, but Avery would recognize that voice anywhere. Well, probably not anywhere. He just met her. And he wasn’t good with voices. Or names. Or numbers. Or history. Or science. Or art. Or music. Or fishing.

Wait. No. He was good at that last one. Fishing he could do. And he hardly ever stuck himself with the hook. And last time he got tangled up in the fishing line was…



ANYWAY.

"...hair again by the way, I will feed you to a flock of hoothoot."

Avery blinked. He didn’t want to be fed to a flock of hoothoot. He didn’t even like bird pokemon. They always taunted him with the whole flying thing. And it wasn’t fair: Avery had tried to flap away into freedom plenty of times. No luck though. They were hiding the secret of flight...but Avery would find it one day. And then who would be laughing?

Brain kicked Avery, then bit him. He was doing the airhead thing again. He needed to work on that. But not now. Now he smiled widely and stumbled into Abibro’s camp. He sure was glad to see her. She wasn’t tainted, unlike Melbro and Quietbro, so she probably wouldn’t sell him into IThood.

Surely she had more integrity than that.

“Nice fire!”

Right?



Also, uh...what did integrity mean?

Distracted by the hard questions in life, Avery moved into camp and sat by the fire, just off to Abigail’s right. He held his hands up and embraced the warm, still smiling that simple smile of his.

Life was good.
Still working on that post... sorry guys...


Hahaha, it's all good, dawgity dawg.
I can't quite say much myself. o.o
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Ogo is an idiot for getting a hangover


Can confirm. Though it's all good now! A nice little nap and some hug-time with Senor Toilet, and I feel right as rain :D
In fact...expect a post soon~

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So soon ended up being a day late. Sue me.
Happy late birthday, Fifi.

AND FUCK THE DUCKS, TOUCHDOWN, HALLELUJAH!
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Help me... It's swallowing me whole... The beast called procrastination...

I'll get a post up tonight though. For sure.


Well, we'll hold you to that. Otherwise, bad things will happen to our dear Zoldie. Bad things indeed.
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