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9 mos ago
Current Alternatively - and now, hear me out - one could avoid looking up photos of such eldritch horrors ... maybe?
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10 mos ago
Back for my bi-yearly visit. Now where did I leave that thingy-ma-jig? Anyone seen that mish-masher? I think it looks like motivation or something!
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3 yrs ago
I now identify as a Master Procrastinator. Thank you all, and good night.
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3 yrs ago
New medical term: Dizzy mummy (condition of patient when world is spinning and only treatment is confinement to bed). I hate being sick...
3 yrs ago
@Vampiretwilight: Funny indeed. Now to make it into a roleplay here...let the madness and sassy Narrator commence.
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@kingkonradNo thank you, I've got too many tangos to take down. Someone grab me a swimming suit and sub-nautic gun!
@FallenTrinityThat sounds much more badass than just "Bang".

Jonah and Erik aren't going to become friends anytime soon, I take it? :P
Oh sweet Mother of Jesus hanging from a tree made out of candy, YES! It lives! IT LIVES! Oh the glory!
Or more calmly put: Hey guys, good to see both of you :D

I'll be having a CS up later tonight if everything goes according to plan. I hope you're ready for some Norwegian ass-kickery?
@StekkmenHey, I'm the one with the plot here!

@Vas KhaleenI know, now the fun starts! After only...what, two weeks of planning? xD
@StekkmenSorry about the colour, I hope you didn't take it personaly :O
@CrossfireI'm game! Bring it on!
@bluetommy2Phew, there you go all. No need to punch me in the face anymore! :D
Erik Torvald Viken


"You don't say. Thank you very much, sir."

Erik was more than happy to accept the bourbon from the man, especially since he was A) not shouting or fighting him, and B) offering him a drink for free. Once the bartender came back, Erik gratefully accepted the glass, nodding to both the bartender and the man who'd introduced himself as Albert. Albert B. White, quite the name for a man that far out west, Erik thought as he downed the bourbon quickly down his throat.

"Whether or not the owner is home, though I assume He IS the owner...," Erik said to Albert, turning his head to the bartender who quietly nodded and chuckled, cleaning up glasses and looking over at the big bar-fight taking place before them. "...I did not except a fight to start that easily, even out here west. Then again, people'll find any reason to start a brawl if they can. As long as I don't have to, they can kick their teeth out for all I care."

He shot another look at the brawl now including; the Native, the Woman, one odd-cheeked Confederate, an Irishman and...the sheriff? Erik tilted his head as he looked at the self-proclaimed sheriff, noticing his sudden change from calmly talking to charging the Indian. Was he the original sheriff, or had he been just hired like him and decided to say 'fuck it' for a good fight?

"I'd say yes as long as you didn't call me a Swede, which I have to give to you; good work. Yes I'm Norwegian, born and bred, so perhaps I actually smell of the sea. I couldn't tell, been smelling that way for years. Erik. T. Viken, glad to meet you Albert. You must be a sailor to have known that, but you look like one so I can't say I'm surprised."

Erik smiled at the man, genuinely as a matter of fact, since he seemed to actually know about his home which many Americans frankly just didn't give two shits about. He reached and shook his hand, feeling the hard grip from his hand, possibly the hand of a harpooner.

Just then the saloon doors shot upen, an old and bent man running in with heavy breaths and sweat pouring down from his face. He didn't seem to realize what was actually taking place in the saloon, as he simply started shouting.

-"Them bandits are'ere! Them are after the cattle, ME' cattle! The sheriff, ya'll need to stop 'em from taking Bessy, Claudia, Bell, all of 'em!"

Erik looked at the man, realizing this was what he had been hired to fix. He looked back at Albert, sighing. "At least three...four in this place thinks I'm sheriff. Can you help me enforce the law, Mr. White? I'm afraid I need a proper American for people to listen to me." Erik poured the second glass of bourbon down before turning to the huge fight in the middle, trying to adress the crowd. "Okei alle sammen, listen up! When I come back to stop this fighting for once, I expect everyone to be alive and breathing. I don't want to have to do too much as sheri..." his voice was cut off by the sound of gunfire from the outside and the shattering glass of the saloon windows, causing Erik to jump off the chair he'd been standing on and down on the ground.

The bandits were here, oh yes, but they weren't out after cattle no more.
I'm an awfull GM, sorry for not posting even for the promise. A post will come in a few hours, or else you'll find me hiding from your wrath. Deal?
@Claw2k11But what if his nephew comes back in 40 years? :o
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