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Current This week I am both moving, and am somewhat sick, so there shall be delays on posts. Apologies!
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Making out for a few minutes solves many problems
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Finally home and will post for my partners asap!
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I started ATLA late, around Covid. But I love the first series and think TLoK is pretty good despite some problems
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I never notice someone's post count until I see (ignore post count) and then I totally look at it, out of habit and curiosity.
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About Me








Name: Ben
Username: The one and only. Dare I say?
Age: 33
Ethnicity: Mixed
Sex: Male
Religion: Christian (Nondenominational)
Languages: English, Japanese (Semi-fluent & learning), I also know some Scots Gaelic, Quenyan (Elvish), and Miccosukee (My tribal tongue)
Relationship Status: Single (Though generally unavailable unless I find I really enjoy someone).






Current Projects/Freelance work

  • I am a voice talent and script writer for Faerun History
  • I have a much smaller personal Youtube channel that I use to make videos on various subjects. Only been making videos for 2 years, but it's growing!
  • I'm the host of a Science Fiction & Fantasy Podcast where I interview authors of the genre.




Interests (Includes but is not limited to)

  • Writing/Reading (Love writing and I own too many books)
  • Video Games (Been a gamer for close to 23 years now)
  • Working Out/Martial Arts (Wing Chun/Oyama Karate mostly. Some historical swordplay as well.)
  • History (Military History is my specialty)
  • Zoology
  • Art (Mostly Illustrations. Used to be good. Am picking it back up)
  • Voice Acting/Singing
  • Tabletop Gaming (Started late in the game. Been at it for 3 years. I was the kid who bought the monster manuals and D&D books just for the lore for the longest time. I've played 3.5e, 5e, Star Wars D20, Edge of the Empire, PF, and PF2.)
  • Weaponry of all kinds
  • Anime (mostly action/shonen. DBZ & YYH being my favorites)
  • Movies (Action/War/Drama films being my go-to)
  • Music (Rock of all kinds, as well as historical folk songs, sea shanties, pub songs, a bit of classical music, etc)
  • Guitar (am learning to play, but being left handed makes it challenging)
  • There's more but if you care enough you can PM me :P




Roleplay F.A.Q.

  • Fantasy, Sci Fi, and Historical are my genres. Fantasy being my favorite and Sci Fi/Historical being close seconds.
  • Advanced / Nation / 1x1 / Casual (only in certain circumstances)
  • I generally write at the 'Advanced Level' meaning 4+ Paragraphs with good grammar.
  • I am usually busy with many projects and RPs, but if you wish to do a 1x1 with me, you'll need to present your case. Those I already do it with have my trust as a Roleplayer.
  • I love many, many fictional universes so me trying to list them all is an effort in futility!






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The inside of the Buggered Whale smelled the same as Markus would imagine its namesake smelled. A thousand stenches of wrong, mixed with the vague sense of sweat one gets for holding a drink or sitting on your ass too long. A balding man behind the counter watched Markus carefully, no doubt pondering if he really should have opened the tavern this night. He no doubt had many rough patrons, but a pirate Captain looking for a crew either spelled a brawl, or a visit from the local law enforcement. Neither had happened yet, so the man was on edge.

A cheer rose up among the myriad of men and women drinking, enjoying themselves. But as the cheers died down, the conversations didn't continue. The silence became defeaning as they all watched the wolfish Captain and his beautiful, devilish companion. He had no idea who in here was to join and who was here to merely drink and boast. "All who wish to join the crew, come to me table and stake your case." he said to them, cutting through the silence and turning to the left corner of the room. The floor clapped by his boots, he found himself staring at a ruffian drinking a pint.

"You're in my chair boy." Markus warned sardonically, though the man was likely a decade his senior, he realized. At first Markus saw a brief glimpse of anger in the man's eyes, though they were quickly overriden by fear, and he nodded stupidly. "Y-Yes sir. Might I bring your lady friend a chair too?"

Markus nodded, and the man rushed to do just that. The blademage couldn't help but grin. Sketti had apparently played up his reputation quite a bit. It was easy giving off an aura of blood that would cow most would be toughs. He'd led a bloody life, it was true. Perhaps not a lawless and merciless one. He had only killed when he had to. He just happened to be in situations where battle and murder was often the prudent course to go.

The torches flickered overhead as the two sat down. For her part, Calliope held an aura of power of her own that even unnerved Markus, though they'd spent the better part of the past week together. A part of him found himself growing more and more attracted to her, and the other part of himself felt as if he was going insane. As the bar patrons stood up to get in line and pledge themselves to the crew, the balding barman approached, sweating and smiling. He reminded Markus of a fat rat that gnawed at whatever favor it could curry.

"Might I get you two drinks?" he asked with a high pitched yet breathless voice.

"What's the best you have?" Markus asked, eyeing the man. He mentioned rum, Banian wine, Vrettonian wine, and Norgard Ale. Markus shrugged. "Rum for now." while Calliope ordered a glass of the Vrettonian red. The barman didn't see the figure towering over him from behind, and he squealed when he was knocked aside by a burly arm from the large man. He was particularly ugly, with a wide paunch and an underbite with protruding, sharp teeth that spoke of Orcish heritage.

"What are ye fer? Who made ye Captain eh? Comin' in here and askin' fer a crew." the man sneered, chuckling. "Tell ye what. I'll be Captain, and I'll gives yes protection. Might shack up wif your lady friend here." He leered at Calliope with clear intentions in his eyes. He noticed Markus' incredulous look, and puffed out his chest even more. "This here is Porto's bar, and ye don't come in without asking first."

Markus understood immediately. Most rougher taverns had a 'champion.' Essentially a tough leader of the patrons who ruled by strength and fear.

"You look like the lad that buggered the whale. Tell you what, I'll make you a deckhand and you can haul the anchor." the Blademage replied, to the increasing rage of the brute. He raised his arms to come crashing down on the table. Markus flicked a coin his way nonchalantly, though his eyes had steeled. "Here's an advance on your wages."

Porto's anger distracted for a moment, he hesitated and watched the coin's descent. As his head moved down, his left eye came in line with Markus' throwing dagger, abruptly ending the brute's life unceremoniously. Blood seeped out of his eye socket, and a moment later he fell backwards and hit the floor with a ground shaking 'thud.' The bar went quiet once more, only to be ended by the Captain again. "Sorry to dirty your floor. Now get those drinks."

The crew that had accumulated in the Buggered Whale was as varied as the continent. They met Jax the Caelic half elf first, an accented and energetic, experienced sailor, bare chested and covered in lined tattoos, though his most prominent feature was his fiery red mane of hair. There was Halvar, a blonde bearded warrior of Norgard, hailing from the Kingdom of Thangoradrim, known for their monster slayers and disciplines raiders on the seas and mountains. Following him was a tall and imposing woman of hard muscle and a womanly figure, with long hair as crimson as blood. On her back was a nicked bastard sword, and her skin was grey brown, as dust. She was taller than Markus and Calliope, with broad shoulders fit for hard labor. That, along with her hide garments and rough tongue showed she was a Scythian, from the barbarian plains. Her name was Corsica. The one that approached after her was the one she had been eyeing all night, though this one seemed far less enthusiastic about joining a crew. He was a stately but young Elven scholar, with chestnut hair and dirtied robes, and a large leather bound book in his arms. A 'scribe and a scholar of many interests' he claimed, though he was obviously here because of a lack of options elsewhere. The elf had introduced himself as Aetheron, and he nearly pissed himself when the next volunteer stepped forward. At first Markus didn't know if this beast was going to leap onto the table and devour them, or if he simply bared his teeth and drooled all the time. It was a towering Gnoll, lanky but muscled, with powerful legs and clawed hands.

"Sron." He replied to the question of what they should call him, and he placed his mark on the ledger of names by scratching an 'X.'

The next three men were experienced deckhands, and if Markus didn't miss his guess, triplets, by the way of them looking almost identical, their names being Will, Bill, and Phil. They each wore bandannas over their bald heads, muticolored so as to tell them apart from the other.

Lastly, a young lad who couldn't be more than sixteen or seventeen stepped up, with the look of a commoner, and brown hair. He seemed almost as hesitant as the Elf, but he had little choice in the matter as well. "Jim," he said, hoisting his pack more securing around his shoulders. "You won't regret it, sirs. A-And madam."



Hours later, the bar had emptied of all the patrons save Markus, Calliope, and Sketti, who all now enjoyed the Norgardian Ale. Calliope had kept her expression neutral, save for her curling her lip in disgust at a few of them. Markus took a swig and planked his mug back on the table.

"So, what'll ye be paying us? Regular shares?" Sketti asked, Gold lust in his eyes. Markus grinned in his cup. "I never said you were on the crew."

That brought a glare from Sketti, and Markus laughed. They both knew Markus was joking. Sketti would bring them plenty of firearms and valuable experience. "So, what do ye think of the crew?" Sketti asked through his crumb filled beard. "Best of the best, ay?"

"Best you could find, more like." Markus replied, but held his hand out to halt any protests or claims by Sketti. "Don't worry, they're fine. It works for me, and as long as it works for my first mate, and..." he looked to Calliope. "I think we're both just ready to start our pirating. Aye?"
@Penny

The November Sky jerked suddenly, and a faint explosion could be heard within the deep of the ship. Neil was afraid for the ship, but he realized he had bigger problems when the hauler he had been modifying was now toppling over to from the shipquake. Neil rolled out of the way on instinct, roughly sliding across the floor. When he heard the steel grating thump, he had thought the machine had fallen. But instead, he looked to see the foot had moved to catch itself automatically.

"Nice," Neil said. The balancing systems seemed to be working out fine then. Full AI was not allowed under...well he didn't always follow Terran laws, but he also wasn't stupid. It was common sense not to create any advanced AI. But a system like this that could keep its balance in case Neil needed to focus on different things was invaluable.

Neil picked up the comm, pressing a finger to his ear. "Hey, what the hell is going on?"

Woods answered. "We're under fire. Meet us on the main deck."


Woods, Neil, Taya, and Junebug made their way up the access corridor of the vast ship. It was a mere hallway in the Highlander but here? Neil felt as if he was in a ship within a ship. The tall ceiling and wide halls were almost as vast as the halls in Aiden's palace. Woods and Neil had found Taya, only to be joined by Junebug a minute later. Neil gave her a greeting but she acted as if she didn't hear it.

"What happened?" Junebug asked.

"It looks like we aren't the only ones looking for ancient tech." Woods replied, both women looking forward rather than to each other. "It makes no sense, we received no intel on any blockade in the system. But it seems brigands and even an uncommissioned Terran ship has decided to claim this world for themselves. Luckily our ship outclasses theirs, but it looks like whatever arguments they had with one another are on hold as they try to take us down."

"I can maybe jam their frequencies against one another?" Taya asked. Neil pipped in with. "Get me on a gun, or give us the Highlander, we can do more help in there than here."

"Out of the question." Woods said, though she did give Neil a sly grin. "I wouldn't give it to you even if it was my decision, pretty boy." She spoke as if there was a week long inside joke between the two, Neil had to grin back. Before anyone else could speak up, York appeared before them as they entered the deck. "Luckily, I can give it to you." He said with an amused smile befitting a man of means who has just informed their wife of a party now on the calendar.

"But-"

"Not my orders, though it was my suggestion." York replied. Behind him, the multi-floored deck had dozens of men on terminals, and the blast windows showed lasers the size of streamline asteroids flying at targets dozens if not hundreds of kilometers away. "Seems Commander Tiberius has seen the wisdom of it. Luckily, I, Woods, and her crew will be accompanying us. As well as your two large friends. If we have a chance, we will continue on to the planet."

"Sir, it's hell out there." Woods said, though not out of fear. She could see that it was a pragmatic warning to give.

"Well, luckily we have an incredible pilot." York said, smiling to Neil.
@Penny
@Hour Error@Sophrus@Fetzen Caber would likely be a freelance informant for anyone wanting connections to my character, that and a purveyor of ancient knowledge that sells information.

Or we could just be pals.
The bow slid over the Violin strings in a glide, giving off a coarse yet smooth rhythm that spoke of lost centuries and the lamentations of a far gone way of life. The fetching, youthful looking fellow played with a passionate ease, as if music was the stuff of the very air he breathed. Before the gathered crowd, a tall, red headed beauty sang with the very soul of the Emerald Isle.

"Oh it's meetings a pleasure and it's parting a grieve.
And an unconstant lover is worse not a thief.
For the thief he will rob you and just steal what you have
But an unconstant lover will follow you to your grave.~
"

The pub was full tonight, and there was little else Caber had felt like doing rather than playing an instrument and relieving others of inhibitions. Those that had at first been annoyed at the interruption of their drinking conversations were soon enraptured by the merry, forlorn tune accompanied by the bold and honeyed voice of the mystery woman. They all pulled up seats and enjoyed their drinks as they watched. A few men began to tear up, obviously having taken solace in their drinks this night, fleeing from their own lover quarrels.

"Oh they'll buy you fine trinkets, fine garments and flowers
And they'll call in at tea-time to pay their devours
They'll swear that they love you by the light of the moon!
And propooose (beat) marriage?
No, sherry cobblers at Taylor's Saloon!~
"

So at ease was Caber, that his mind went the way of the wandering doe, searching back to earlier in the day as he remembered his argument with Hieronymus Mauser. The fat human had only sympathies for Montego, laughing at Caber's story of betrayal and having the nerve to call Caber petty for wishing to seek justice. It had been all he could do to not tranform into his wild state and slit the wizard's throat there! It was because Montego was now a wizard like he, demon patron or no. Men today, even wizards, had forgotten the price of the Iron Word.

He had only been lucky that he had found this woman walking home. Tall and supple like a tree, it had taken a very short amount of time to beguile her. Even now, she was under his enchantment, singing with a passion that had been incited by the fey's eyes. A dark blue void she had inexplicably drowned in, and it brought out her deepest, most passionate feelings now directed by he. Oh, the spell was not permanent, nor was it hard to break out of. But only if you were aware of such things. A normal mortal woman could be ensnared as easily as a hare.

He would not use her. Such a thing there was no sport in. Instead she merely served to sing as he played, and attempted to cheer himself up with a song. But even as his mind wandered into old paths and rooted streams of thought, did his acute hearing pick up a familiar sound. A sound he had heard innumerable times in his many years on this earth.

A scream.
I would want to be a Krogan or Sangheili, but most likely I'd be a Turian or Star Wars Iridonian.
@Penny I'm late with the prompt, but here's mine:

A long time human friend of Cabers, a fortune teller who works for the circus that is a small time mage, has lied to Caber and told him that in the southern area of town, there is a large Oak tree that stands upon a gateway to the Otherworld. Caber travels there and performs an old celtic ritual to see if he can communicate with the Otherworld. Instead, a Demon walks out and nearly kills Caber. The 'friend' of Caber is a wannabe warlock, who wished to make pacts with demons to increase his power, but he was not as in tuned with the enchanted world as Caber. But now there is an opening. Caber has sought out his friend for vengeance, but has yet to find him since.
I would like to give an apology to everyone. I have been far too focused on various other things in my life, but I will try to post soon. Please be patient!
@Wernher Well seeing as this is just now not dead, Idk if we are accepting sheets or...anything atm. But give us some time and we can see!
Neil actually felt bemused for a moment, unable to really process his thoughts when a shapely woman pinning him down, asking him about his love life. The fact that she could likely kill him in hand to hand combat made it even sexier. That and, in all honesty, Woods seemed like a cool person. But at the same time, he didn't know what to say. He wondered if Junebug ever got asked that question. Why was it always him!?

Ok, calm down Neil. Just calm down. It doesn't matter that you're not dating Sayeeda. You need to remember that this girl is a Terran Commando, and you're wanted in 3 star systems, all of them Terran controlled. It'll keep you from feeling guilty, and you won't get involved with a Terran soldier. Just lie to her. You lie all the time. It should be easy, just lie.

"No," Neil said, meeting her eyes.

Woods smiled, and lifted her self up slowly and headed to the side bench, taking a towel to wipe off the sheen from her forehead. Her figure was hard to ignore as she did it. "So, does this mean I can take you to dinner after we change?" she asked. Neil's mind went full throttle again. What the fuck is wrong with you? Why didn't you just lie? Look, this can't end well for you or her, or anyone. You're days away from getting out of here Scot free, why are you doing this to yourself?

Neil hopped to his feet with just the swing of his legs and hips, like an acrobat. "Yeah, I could eat."

He'd given all the queues in the world for Junebug. If she wasn't interested, he'd find it somewhere else. Besides, what could eating some dinner hurt? It wasn't guaranteed to end in anything explicit, though he couldn't help but notice the swing of her own hips as she walked away to go and change. "I need to install Lonney in my brain to give me advice." he muttered.


10 minutes later.

Taya was still fretting over the kill switches implanted on the Highlander when she saw Neil enter the main access corridor. She had just left the restroom, having told Junebug she would go and grab all three of them something to eat, since Neil should be heading back over. The ship's night cycle was starting in less than an hour and they were all going to have a small meeting, with Taya telling Neil of the important details of the ship.

"Oh good," she said, and started to walk into the hallway. "N-" her words were cut off into a squeaking whisper when she saw Woods step out as well. Neil had on casual clothing, though he wore a commando belt and new shoes given to him by the terrans. Woods also wore casual wear, at least for her. She did have on combat trousers, but they fit snug on her slim waist, and her black top showed more than a hint of her generous bosom. Neil said something Taya couldn't quite catch and Woods laughed, and grabbed Neil's hand to lead him into the next Corridor. Neil's hair was combed to look somewhat managed will still have an attractive unkempt quality, and her hair was down for once, in lush waves.

Taya squeaked and scrambled away to tell Junebug.




"Hey Sven, what's up?" Neil asked him.

The next hall, Sven had been waiting for him and Woods. The tall, forbidding man looked at them like a snake might eye prey. His voice was even more gravely than usual, though that was probably from Neil having heard Wood's lovely voice for the past few hours of testing. "When we reach the ground, we don't know how technology will react." he said to Neil, and then paused. Paused like a machine loading. "You use a slug thrower. A .48 ironpuncher, approximately 3 pounds and with a 6.27 inch barrel. You should be safe. Tell your friends they might want slug throwers as well."

"...Ooookaaaay," Neil said. "Thanks Sven. Uh, I appreciate it."

He patted the cyborg on the shoulder, and then continued past him with his date. They made it to the officer's quarters in the 3rd hall, where there was a comfortable couch and a table cemented to the floor. Woods clapped her hands and the lights dimmed. "Wine?" she asked him.
@Penny

As she approached, Markus had a table all to himself. Dried blood on the floor and his scuffed knuckles was a telltale sign of it having been 'won' rather than found. On the table, he had laid out a map of the Sea. Seeing as he was now announcing himself openly as a Captain, he wasn't going to sneakily plan his routes. Any man dare take a long gander at the map would find nothing out of the ordinary, and any man who claimed such would regret it.

His study of the known Sea was interrupted by the clacking of boots and the jingling of coins. Markus looked up and saw Calliope in an all new wardrobe, with money and a new sword. He somehow wasn't surprised. She managed to look stunning in whatever outfit she was wearing. No wonder she had conquered all of Calaverde. Smart and beautiful was a dangerous combination. He slipped the coins back into the bag and rolled the map up. "Let me guess, you learned how to duel with a rapier?" he asked, smirking. "Ships are close quarters, and we might be hacking through some jungle. There's a reason Cutlasses are popular." Not that he didn't value the deadliness of the long rapier. It was a favorite of the more southern, romance countries of the mainland.

"Oh, I'll leave the land development for you." She said imperiously, smirking back at him.

A lovely but undeniably common born woman strode up with the stew and the ale, placing some in front of Calliope, and then another pair before Markus. "Here you go." she said, fluttering her lashes and eyeing Markus. The swordsman didn't seem to notice more than giving a polite smile and a wink. She shimmied off girlishly, and Markus began his meal. He'd cleaned himself up a bit, having been to the bath houses. Nothing fancy, but even a quick wash gave him a striking, rakish quality.

Before they could speak, the smell of dead fish would catch Calliope's nose, and it would only grow stronger until the newcomer made his way to the table.

It was the most bizarre, insane looking Dwarf one would ever see. He was squat and muscled, as most Dwarfs were. But he had a look in his eyes that spoke of a near broken sanity and a lack of self preservation, though there was an intelligence there as well. His upper body was unclad, exposing a barrel chest covered in blue woad tattoos, and his head was shaved save for a single, thick and short mohawk and a broad, greasy beard. The most odd thing about him, however, was the fact that his left arm was missing past the elbow. Instead, he had a bronze cap on it that looked screwed on, as if he could unscrew it and attach other things on it.

"So, here I am. We going tae talk business or shall I go elsewhere?" he demanded of Markus. A moment later, he glanced at Calliope. "Who's the woman?"

"She's my first mate, and the ships wizard. Calliope, this is an old friend of mine, Sketti Hammerhand. Who I'm recruiting to the crew, and perhaps a few of his friends..." Markus fished a small handful of Royals (Gold coins) out of the sack and handed it to the Dwarf. Sketti lifted a coin in the air and produced a small telescope, muttering to himself. "Aye, that'll about do it. Meet me tonight at the closed down tavern on Burgundy street, and ye'll have yer crew." He said, and stomped off. The smell departed with him.

Markus fanned his hand a bit. "He might seem repugnant, but he's the best engineer and gunsmith on the Sea of Swords. He'd make a good quartermaster."

He finished up his meal, and downed most of his ale. The sun had since dipped down a bit, though it was still up, light in the windows. Markus produced a few of the daggers he had taken from the ship. They had some time to kill, he noticed. The crowd inside the tavern had calmed down and grown slightly more introverted, most people sitting in large groups, leaving the middle of the tavern relatively open ended. On the far end of the place was a target.

Markus gestured Calliope to follow him, and as she approached he flipped one of the daggers, catching it by the hilt. "Do you know how to throw one?" he asked her. "On boring nights at sea I'd practice. It's pretty easy. Here, stick your finger out." Calliope raised an eyebrow, but did so. He placed the dagger sideways upon her finger, to see where the point of balance was. "Whenever you're about to throw one, always grab it by the lighter side. If the blade is heavier, throw with the hilt, and vice versa."

He took one and turned to the target, flipping the blade until he caught the hilt, and launching the blade accurately. He hit the greater target, and the knife was only an inch away from the center.
@Penny

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