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2 days ago
Current Welcome back!
2 days ago
Disclaimer: Kinkshaming isn't good I am just fucking around (in case anyone thinks that is a legit new rule lol)
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2 days ago
As active admin, I allow kinkshaming. Everyone point and laugh at him for liking feet.
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3 days ago
Fairly recently, actually. Maybe April?
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7 days ago
Dion? Like Celine Dion?
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About Me








Name: Ben
Username: The one and only. Dare I say?
Age: 30
Ethnicity: Mixed
Sex: Male
Religion: Christian (Nondenominational)
Languages: English, Japanese (Semi-fluent & learning), I also know some Scots Gaelic, Quenyan (Elvish), and Miccosukee (My tribal tongue)
Relationship Status: Single (Though generally unavailable unless I find I really enjoy someone).






Current Projects/Freelance work

  • I am a voice talent and script writer for Faerun History
  • I have a much smaller personal Youtube channel that I use to make videos on various subjects. Only been making videos for 2 years, but it's growing!
  • I'm the host of a Science Fiction & Fantasy Podcast where I interview authors of the genre.




Interests (Includes but is not limited to)

  • Writing/Reading (Love writing and I own too many books)
  • Video Games (Been a gamer for close to 23 years now)
  • Working Out/Martial Arts (Wing Chun/Oyama Karate mostly. Some historical swordplay as well.)
  • History (Military History is my specialty)
  • Zoology
  • Art (Mostly Illustrations. Used to be good. Am picking it back up)
  • Voice Acting/Singing
  • Tabletop Gaming (Started late in the game. Been at it for 3 years. I was the kid who bought the monster manuals and D&D books just for the lore for the longest time. I've played 3.5e, 5e, Star Wars D20, Edge of the Empire, PF, and PF2.)
  • Weaponry of all kinds
  • Anime (mostly action/shonen. DBZ & YYH being my favorites)
  • Movies (Action/War/Drama films being my go-to)
  • Music (Rock of all kinds, as well as historical folk songs, sea shanties, pub songs, a bit of classical music, etc)
  • Guitar (am learning to play, but being left handed makes it challenging)
  • There's more but if you care enough you can PM me :P




Roleplay F.A.Q.

  • Fantasy, Sci Fi, and Historical are my genres. Fantasy being my favorite and Sci Fi/Historical being close seconds.
  • Advanced / Nation / 1x1 / Casual (only in certain circumstances)
  • I generally write at the 'Advanced Level' meaning 4+ Paragraphs with good grammar.
  • I am usually busy with many projects and RPs, but if you wish to do a 1x1 with me, you'll need to present your case. Those I already do it with have my trust as a Roleplayer.
  • I love many, many fictional universes so me trying to list them all is an effort in futility!






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I did move a roleplay from casual to free because someone (I forgot who) pointed out their posts were 3 sentences tops. I checked and double checked and it was the case, so I switched it. If you find a casual roleplay that has more in posts than the advanced section, let us know because we should switch it.
I have to ask...what roleplays are you in?
@Fetzen good luck bud. No pressure if you cant think up something. :)
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Speak to an Elder God, got it.


I have an irking suspicion that Odin is going to be sporting tentacles in this roleplay.
Harun seemed apprehensive, but only because he had heard plenty of stories of jobs too good to be true being offered to commoners who they could dispose of once the task was done. He wouldn't let any sort of wariness keep him from a potential prize, though. The job seemed easy enough, and he stood there transfixed in thought for a few moments longer until, arms crossed, he agreed with a nod. He had to take a chance, every once in awhile.

"I'm not sure why this lamp might keep you beholden, but as long as you pay up we shouldn't have any problems." He said. This woman was obviously keeping something to herself, but not in a sinister way wish was all he truly cared about. "You still haven't told me exactly how we, or I, would get into the palace and fetch this thing for you. I can fight a guard or three, but an entire palace full of them isn't something I can handle."

Granted, he hadn't specified what he would wish with from her offer. Who was this woman who could give him whatever he desired? She was beautiful enough to be a princess. Did that mean she had royal power? Maybe it was some edict of the Sultan that kept her from obtaining this lamp. "Let me decide after I grab ahold of the lamp, although I can promise you I don't want to be skulking in streets anymore at night or fighting over food."

He turned away from her then, almost angered at her for being so clean and casually wealthy. She likely thought him worthless, but then he couldn't blame her. He often felt worthless in the grand scheme of things. He knew what he looked like in his reflection, scarred and dirt stained. The street rat clenched his fist.

No more.
The Ducal guard's face was grave as he considered his options. He hadn't felt pressure like this in weeks. The man's mates were silent as the crypts, awaiting his decision. He breathed out, and made his decision with a pointed finger.

Quietly, he uttered. "Pancreator... grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can-"

"And the money to split the difference!" His mates roared, and they raised their glasses in a toast that clinked audibly. Choosing their drink of choice on their off day was never easy, but he'd chosen well and they drank heartily to their good fortune. The five of them had been suing for an off-day for over a month and finally they received their due.

It pained Orion that they needed to do this, but he and Ragnar had passed through nearly a mile of Palace through sheer luck and quick thinking. They had even acted as if Ragnar was Orion's prisoner for a brief interval near the entrance of the hangar. Now the two hid behind an alcove, watching from a dark corner at the men, wearing unbuttoned and wrinkled uniforms now playing cards in this guardsman lounge room.

"Don't kill them." Orion reminded Ragnar, and the Vuldrok nodded reluctantly. At that confirmation, Orion whispered for him to follow his lead, and the two big men crouched low and moved in unison past the equipment area toward the unsuspecting Ducal guards. As luck would have it, the men had already placed away their weapons. While outnumbered, Orion and Ragnar knew they had them.

Suddenly the two turned the corner and were in eyesight, but the men were both too uncaring and too engrossed in their game to really care until they saw Orion grab a chair in the background and raise it to crash against the man closest to them. The chair became so much kindling and cards flew ubiquitously across the room as the guards began to shout. Ragnar had knocked one of them out with the butt of his axe and was currently flooring another with his massive fists.

The last two men had time to raise themselves, and they weren't small or weak by any means. But they hadn't had any real experience in fighting save the odd drill in years, perhaps ever. It took only a minute for Orion and Ragnar to subdue them and hold them down until they confessed they would answer whatever questions they had. It felt almost blasphemous to put his fingers around the Ducal guard's throat, but Annika would be dead if he couldn't find her.

"Where is the al-Malik Confessor?"

The question was guttural, and the soldier didn't know how to speak for a moment until his head caught up with him. "W-What? How the hell should I know? We're off duty. Who are you?" He blundered, and vainly tried to loosen the grip on his neck. Orion's arms didn't budge, and he pulled the man around and shoved him against the wall. "Answer me or I'll cake the wall with your blood, knave!"

He found he actually believed his own words, and for that he was ashamed. But this was no time to second guess himself. @Penny
The BloodAxe ship's sails waved about like the plums of great birds floating on the water, deceptively nonthreatening. But Markus made no mistake, the city before them was gearing up for a battle. Luckily, they had the drop on them, and they had experienced sailors and soldiers. There would be a stark shortage of such experience on the Dalib Saharan side.

Sketti was screaming to the new recruits, many of them having just left the city they were now about to ransack. Hastily they rushed to the Weather Witches guns, eight and twelve pounders. Eights atop and Twelves on the next level down. But while those were for the battle, Calliope was the shock and awe that kicked everything off.

The Blademage was deadly with both spell and sword, but he didn't have the raw power or repertoire that his first made did. Usually she would delve into her spellbook, but it seems she had taken this attack personally and had pre-prepared a devastating spell. Even the Captain felt a weight of despair when she began to speak in the Language of the Ancients; a harsh tongue of worlds past that blackened the very hearts of all who heard it uttered.

Her body was suddenly lifted up as if some great force clutched her, head and arms falling back to hang limply as the darkness coalesced around her lower body until the power climaxed, shadows of flame leaping from her eyes and mouth like fireworks to spin and whirl into the air before slamming into the ocean surface less than a mile away. The sorceress floated there in power, watching the water with eyes aglow.

Suddenly, a placement of water lost its very form and sank into nothingness to leave but a void. There was something intensely wrong about that very image, though it did not last long. An incredible roar echoed forth and fiery tentacles thrice as thick as mainmast burst forth, each becoming a tornado of flame and shadow that cared not it was spinning over an ocean, growing in power and momentum as they hurtled toward the enemy fleet.

The BloodAxes cried out in surprise and fear, but it was nothing like the faint echoes of screams and supplication that erupted from the enemy navy. Markus wouldn't forget hearing them immediately silence once the tornadoes reached their ships, and though half the navy was now being torn apart by eldritch wind and flame, there was still a few ships left to fend that had taken up their anchors quicker than the others. Luckily, the BloodAxes smelled fresh blood in the water, and their ships cordoned off to go after the demoralized ships that now pushed forward away from the devastation.

Calliope slowly drew downwards to stumble on deck, nose bleeding. Markus caught her from falling, and helped her to her feet, wiping her nose with a cloth and tossing it away in the wind. The sorceress snarled at the ships as they continued to burn, and Markus smirked.

"On to the city!" He cried to the others, and they cheered.
@Penny
Warez wiped his eyes with his shirtsleeve, chuckling until he could breathe again. There was a hint in the air that, despite their bravado and levity, this was still a very dangerous room full of violent people. Luckily, Neil was generally crazy enough not to care and Junebug had nerves of steel. Taya seemed somewhat put off her comment was received in such a fashion, but it wasn't as if they had opened fired so that was something.

"What do you guys call yourselves then?" Neil asked, crossing his arms. Junebug laid both of her crossed arms on Neil's shoulder and looked at the gang members, resting her chin on her draped arms to give off the casual and unimpressed look of a fellow gangster. Her tattoos with the image and she looked like a roughrider with her confident lover, simply wanting to know about the next job opportunity they had.

In unison, the men dropped their weapons and pulled up their shirtsleeves or took off their jackets to display their tattoos along their upper arms. There was another fearsome arachnid drawn in black ink on each and every one of them. "The Scorpions," Warez introduced, giving a reptilian smile. "And if you wish to be apart of our crew, you need to meet Stinger." A hush fell over the others, and Junebug and Neil simultaneously lifted their eyebrows lazily.

"Let me guess. Your nickname's Thorax?" Junebug asked.

"Like I said, watch your mouth bitch." He snapped, but Junebug's eyes were so hard that his words held little power. Neil shook his head, hand at the ready to grab his holstered revolver. "That's the second time you've insulted my girlfriend. There won't be a third, got it?"

"Why don't we meet Stinger before they need to clean up more bodies off the floor?" Taya interjected, stepping between them. If Warez had little respect for Junebug, he had even less for Taya because of her age. But her logic was sound, and he smirked. "Fine. Do you have a ride or do you need to piggyback off of us? It'll cost extra, by the way..." He made a kissing gesture toward's Taya, and the girl rolled her eyes.

"Let's discuss our tab with Stinger." Neil remarked, eyes never leaving Warez.
@Penny
Juggling between being an old wizard or a young guy with a temper who sees ghosts
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