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Current As a GM, I hate all my players in particular
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joining the war on smoking, on the side of smoking
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as a patreon reward I will read your least favorite person's handmade custom tabletop RPG homebrew and ask them why they didn't just run it in 5e instead
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I started RP before double digit age but you couldn't have gotten an admission I was under 18 under threat of death. Kids just casually admiting it online now is wild.
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the whole subway's mine for the slammin'
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Plus it's more a matter of not putting a "Surprise! You're (as good as) dead!" past a certain someone.


I'm too tired for this shit right now, but I'll humor you. What the fuck did you want me to do with the character of someone who isn't in the fucking RP anymore? Take up random space? If you had a problem with this, wouldn't have killed you to have said something back when I actually did this.

I also don't give a shit about your opinion anymore. I never did.
MIlleniummon just needs to move us to his alternate universe and close it and we're all dead


>Implying this one has a brain
Swear to god, there's only one more Beelzemon post coming as filler to pad posts in between people interacting. I'm pretty sick of writing this scene and just want to resolve Ganon's fucking loose ends already.
BanchoLeomon roared as he kicked Beelzemon through a building and followed up with a swing of his sword, sending a shockwave flying towards the Demon Lord that exploded on impact. Smoke and debris emanated from the now-crumbling building as people in the streets screamed in terror and fled.

“Are you done yet?” BanchoLeomon called out towards Beelzemon, sword in hand. “Because this is your last chance. Leave now or I rip you apart.”

A moment passed before a bullet knocked BanchoLeomon’s sword out of his hand. Beelzemon stepped out of the debris he had crashed into, Berejena shotguns leveled at the lion’s head.

“Fuck off. I’m trying to kill you and you’re offering to let me go? Goddamn pussy is what you are.” He spat, opening fire.

Gritting his teeth, BanchoLeomon charged forward, turning into an orange blur as he ducked and weaved his way through the storm of bullets coming at him until he reached Beelzemon, though not without taking several rounds of gunfire. Still, he managed to drive a fist into Beelzemon’s gut with one hand while wrenching a shotgun out of his hand with the other. Stepping back, BanchoLeomon raised his stolen Berejena at Beelzemon’s chest as the Demon Lord took aim with his remaining shotgun.

Bang.

Both Mega Digimon stepped back, clutching their chests as they dropped their guns in pain.

“You…” Beelzemon snarled as a yellow crest began to glow on his left hand. “You’re strong. I like that. I need that. Give me your power! Everything you have! I’ll consume it all!” A sickly yellow aura of the exact same color as his crest began to envelop Beelzemon’s entire body as he started cackling maniacally.

“God damn psychopath!” BanchoLeomon scowled as orange flames burst out around him. “Fine! You want it, you’ve got it!” He roared as he ascended to Burst Mode.

Both Digimon, enveloped by their auras and crackling with energy, stared each other down for a moment before rushing at each other, fists cocked back.
So is literally anyone else going to post?
It's hella late, and I'm going to get to work on the post during the day, but in the meantime, have some more fighting game-esque intro stuff I shat out after getting inspired by Mortal Kombat X.

Lucas (Convergence) vs Lucas (S11)

Younger Lucas: How am I supposed to know you're really me from the future?

Older Lucas: San Diego, summer 2011.

Younger Lucas: I'm going to kick your ass for even mentioning that.

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BanchoLeomon vs Beelzemon

Beelzemon: You have something that belongs to me, asshole.

BanchoLeomon: Is it my foot in your spleen?

Beelzemon: I'm gonna rip your arms off and beat you to death with them.

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Lucas (Convergence) vs Marina (S11)

Marina: Well, never thought this would happen to me.

Lucas: Sorry babe, I'm not into high school girls.

Marina: ...Oh my god, how did Aunt Minako agree to marry you?

___

BanchoLeomon vs Zhuqiaomon

Zhuqiaomon: How low you've fallen, SaberLeomon.

BanchoLeomon: SaberLeomon's story ended years ago, Sovereign.

Zhuqiaomon: And so will this one.
Busy. Fuck finals week.
@Kanami
Wait a minute, you've been on here since last year? Damn, I thought you skedaddled off for good after old Guild died because Mahz wouldn't take money.
@Kanami
Oh what the fuck. Hi Sak.
Once finals are done in a week or two, decently enough.

I like how we're fucking back here again.
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