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Current As a GM, I hate all my players in particular
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joining the war on smoking, on the side of smoking
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8 mos ago
as a patreon reward I will read your least favorite person's handmade custom tabletop RPG homebrew and ask them why they didn't just run it in 5e instead
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10 mos ago
I started RP before double digit age but you couldn't have gotten an admission I was under 18 under threat of death. Kids just casually admiting it online now is wild.
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the whole subway's mine for the slammin'
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How's everyone else's characters going?


Still working on mine, I'll try to have it up by tomorrow.
Renar observed Bandit King Jeremiah's movements as he fought off the combined assault of several knights at once. Despite the fact that he was on the losing end of the last exchange, it was exceedingly impressive that the man even survived the attacks of multiple trained knights at the same time. Had it been a series of one-on-one duels, Renar doubted that any of the Iron Rose could prevail against the man singlehandedly, with the exception of Paladin Tyaethe. But they couldn't rely on her for everything.

Taking a moment to smack a charging bandit out of the way with the flat of his poleaxe's axe head, Renar leveled his weapon at Knight's Doom Jeremiah, his gaze steely. He saw how the man moved. He had his measure. One blow. He could get one good blow in. Renar would have to make it count.

Jeremiah raised his blade to strike. There it was. Renar charged from the man's flank, aiming to blindside him while he was preparing to strike one of his fellow knights. If he only had one sure blow, he'd make it count. Renar raised his poleaxe with both hands and thrust with all his might, aiming for the unarmored man's throat.
Reserving the heir to House Marlon. I'll get to work on the CS.
Late but probably male noble. Unless I missed something, the ratio is down by one guy right?
Ah fuck it, sure I'll join.
Yeah, I was gonna wait for the next round to go, considering Jeremiah's basically surrounded already. Just assume Renar's hanging back to watch how he reacts first.
Sorry that took me a hot while, had to deal with some shit.
Was this all? Alongside his fellow knights, Renar tore through the bandits that sallied forth to face them, his poleaxe smashing their heads and ripping their guts open. Untrained, barely armed, not organized at all. There was no way these bandits could have defeated the king's regulars. Was their success only due to the might of this Bandit King? They had numbers to overwhelm innocent villagers, surely. But a unit of ordinary soldiers would have dealt with this rabble with little difficulty.

Renar brought his poleaxe down, the axe head burying itself deep into a bandit's skull. He ripped the axe out, whirling around and plunging the poleaxe's spike into another charging foe.

And then he saw him. Jeremiah. Now Renar could understand. No armor, but that sword...Renar grimaced behind his helmet's visor. Even he'd have difficulty wielding a monstrosity like that, and Jeremiah was waving it around like a toy. Damn. Something of that size and mass, he'd have no chance of blocking. Now he saw how all of the soldiers' armor was cleaved through.

Renar began to turn towards Sir Gerard. He'd been fighting beside the man for most of this battle. But he wasn't there. The man was busy tending to one of the prisoners. Damn. Renar hefted his poleaxe up, glancing around for any stray bandits who could take advantage of Gerard's situation. The man was a noble one, to be certain. But he wasn't paying attention. Busy reassuring the girl. Well. Fortunate for Sir Gerard that Renar wasn't exactly inclined to let him get killed. Even more fortunate that there weren't any stray bandits to assault the distracted knight and prisoner.

"Damn it, woman, just take the spear..." Renar grumbled under his breath as the girl took eons to simply take a weapon for herself. After what seemed like forever, she finally armed himself, freeing Sir Gerard of his distraction and Renar of his charge. With a brief nod at the man as he turned back towards the battle, Renar joined Gerard in his charge.

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