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Hours later, the Kirins reconvened with Zacharias, Cid, and Eve in a side chamber of the Cathedral where the Grovemaster had already been planning the defense. Rudolf had been here no small amount of time ago, and now they were all gathered around a table bearing a tactical map of Brightlam.

"Let's begin, then." Zacharias laid out a series of figures across the map, pointing to each in turn as he spoke. "In the interest of time, I will keep the parts less relevant to your duties brief. Suffice to say, Brightlam will be conducting a defense in depth from the treetops all the way back towards the cathedral. The outermost canopies will be only lightly manned in order to discourage bombardment, and the canopies below will slow the invaders as they attempt to land. Our first wave of defense will be upon the boughs, and from there, we will fall back to lower branches as needed until we reach our final defensive bulwark: Brightlam Cathedral itself."

"In the interest of drawing Valheim's attention, Zacharias and I will be on the front lines. Of course, we will require Ramuh and Leviathan's aid. Apologies, Esben, but the Levinfather will not be able to come to your assistance during this battle." Cid took this moment to interject. "Eve will also be embedded within the defenses."

"Ah." Izayoi made a noise of realization. "The defense is a feint, then. You mean to have us be the thrust of the counterattack."

"Your...experience serves you well." Zacharias looked as if he'd bit into a lemon, seemingly resisting from insulting Izayoi with great restraint. "Indeed. Leviathan will surge up from the rivers surrounding the city and ferry you into the midst of the fleet atop her back. You will find the leadership of this attack and cut the head off the snake while the Lady of the Whorl throws their airships into chaos. Objections? Suggestions? Name them now, we've little time otherwise."

"The plan is sound." Izayoi said, her only response to Zacharias's near slip being a slight tightening of her eyes. "Lest any of the others have a last-minute addition, I would suggest we prepare to deploy as soon as possible. How much time do we have until the Valheimr are in range?"

"One hour."
Ranbu no Izayoi


"RAMUH?!" Famfrit spluttered incredulously at the summon's presence. "YOU STRIKE AT A FELLOW SERVANT OF-" It cut off before speaking in a far more distorted tone once more.

"-RUINATION, ONSLAUGHT, ABYSS!"

Bolstered by Izayoi and Miina's efforts in maintaining the storm, Esben slashed straight through Famfrit with Ramuh's full force, revealing the corroded core of aether maintaining the guardian's link to the world. Raijingeki and Galahad's halberd toss crashed into the core next. As with Leviathan, both Rudolf and Galahad's combined efforts served to form a crack in the core, Eliane's fire peppering it to weaken the aetheric binding even further.

Forced upon its last legs, Famfrit desperately tried to gather up enough aether with the last of its essence to cast one final spell.

"THEN SLAY ME, AND DIE IN TURN! MAY THE HEAVENS DENY YOU PASSAGE, AND HELL'S MAW SWALLOW YOU WHOLE! DARKENING RAIN-"

As Famfrit attempted to unleash his spell, Chisato struck. Its core shattered, the guardian of the crystal sunk to its knees, blackened aether fading from its body in droves. Looking upon the Kirins with sober eyes for the first time in most likely years, the animated golem could only utter a few last words.

"WARRIORS OF LIGHT...I THANK YOU FOR FREEING ME...MAY YOU EVER WALK IN THE LIGHT OF THE CRYSTALS..." Famfrit murmured before collapsing completely, the rest of its body fading into aether not long after. Izayoi regarded the dusty remnants for a brief moment, bowing her head before reaching into a pouch and pulling out one of the crystals that Cid had given to each of them.

"Come, then. Remember what the old man bid us: raise the crystals aloft, channel aether through them, and purify the Crystal of Water therefore. Time is still of the essence."

Once each Kirin had their crystal raised, their combined light crashed into the central, corrupted crystal. Slowly but surely, their radiance washed away all traces of corruption within, leaving the structure shining brilliantly. With that accomplished, they set off. There was an invasion to repel.

___

Their return to the surface of Brightlam was met with restrained jubilation by those in the know. While purifying the crystal was undoubtedly a relief for the future of Drana Asnaeu, it would all be for naught should Valheim seize the city and march downward to the temple below.

It was a harried Zacharias that bade them to get some rest in the scant few hours that remained before the Valheimr were projected to reach the city, affording them a large side chamber in the Cathedral. Freed from her duties for the moment, Neve accompanied them, taking time to heal the wounds the Kirins had already accumulated while informing them that Cid was too busy making final preparations, though Eve had joined him within the grand hall of the Cathedral in prayer and meditation as well.

Thus, they were free to recuperate where they could for the moment, though other distractions could be found for the more restless as well.
CMDR SAGAN "VULTURE" KODOS


Sagan sighed, eventually giving the session up as a bad job and joining Sabine on the other end of the barracks tent as Johann sat as well. The offer of fresh coffee was gratefully taken, the commander eagerly pouring himself a mug before sighing at Sabine.

"Alright, no fucking with the support staff. First I know damn well we've all got a stash in our mechs. Hell, I'm pretty sure Commie's cockpit might as well be using the stuff as crash gel. And second," He let a mercenary gleam shine in his gaze, somehow visible through the aviators he wore while off-duty.

"Already reserved us a whole pallet. It's being stashed in the back of the mess tent." Entirely true. "Course, that was bought with the promise that you don't fuck with the guys in Procurement for a whole month. So don't make me a liar or you're getting triple the PT and sim drills." A complete fabrication. But if it got Sabine to fucking behave like a human being for a month, he'd take it.

A swig of coffee. Overly roasted char-blasted industrial crap that it was, it was still probably healthier than the Rip-Gels that every but Johann, Sagan included, were practically addicted to.

"Anyways, let's hope the Blackout gets repairs in time. After the last poor bastard to pilot it, god rest his soul, the techs must be in goddamn conniptions about it getting beat up so much more often. They get back to you on the Sparrowhawk yet, Rabbit? Been too busy setting everything up here to check."
Renar Hagen


Renar very carefully continued to keep quiet during the next few exchanges. If Gertie wanted to gamble with her life trying to contract with the Moonlit Queen, she could do so freely as long as any consequences didn't blow back to the rest of the Iron Rose.

As for what happened immediately after...

He resisted the urge to groan out loud with all his willpower. Knowing their luck, they were about to be roped into yet another side objective on this ridiculous, inane quest. Shame on him for thinking they were almost in the clear. Goddesses forbid that they could have one ordained quest without some sort of ancient or dark magic at play. When had the last such mission even been? Bandit King Jeremiah? It had been one moon-damned thing after another past him.

Regardless, Renar continued to maintain dead silence, hoping against hope that whatever was going on with the queen this time had absolutely nothing to do with their party.
Salvator Rasch


So it was like that, eh? Salvator took the information presented and quick ran through it in his head while maintaining his fire on the larger bastard, for all the good it did. A quick blink got him out of the way of its charge while he highlighted the hive-sphere within the creature's body on the squad's tacnet, the information now showing up in their assorted HUDs.

"Squad, concentrate fire!" He shouted over comms even as Ilshar's worm surged towards the intended target. "King has the corpses suppressed, focus on the biggest one's core!"

From there, he took his own advice, shifting his grip on his shotgun to one hand as he pulled out a frag grenade. The pin flicked off, and Salvator tunneled the grenade through the ethereal pathways he would normally use to blink himself, the frag reappearing into existence jammed right in the hulking mass's chest, practically touching the hive-sphere. Even as the grenade cooked, Salvator dropped to one knee, taking up a position for a more precise shot. Sight. Breathe. Fire. The last slug in chamber went hurtling out, straight towards the grenade.
Ranbu no Izayoi


"Tch!" Izayoi bit back the instinctual retort that that particular technique was useless in pitched combat. But he could have inferred that from last time. And tactically, he'd shown he knew what he was doing thus far. Fine. She'd play along.

"Hold tightly." She murmured to Eos, waiting for the fairy to latch onto her kimono before practically disappearing in a burst of speed. The samurai reappeared next to Miina, quickly snatching her Wind materia back and slotting it into her kote before dashing straight towards Famfrit this time.

Meanwhile, the guardian in question snarled as Miina's Slow took effect, though its sheer magical presence blunted the spell's effect. It slowed about as half as much as it should have, its movements at least somewhat sluggish as it attempted to fire again, only for Rudolf's Shield cast to block the water's exit from the ewer, causing the vessel to crack as the spell detonated inside. Galahad's halberd cut through the chain right after, causing the oversized jug to crash to the ground, and already cracked, shatter.

"YOU DARE?! BLASPHEMERS, HERETICS ALL! OH DANUBE, OH PURIFYING TIDE, GRANT ME-" Its voice cut off, twisting and corroding into a deeper, wrong tone.

"-DEVOURING DARKNESS. VOID UNENDING, CORRODING!"

Famfrit let a cry of rage loose, the corrupted aura around its figure darkening. Chisato's burning kunai and Eliane's explosive rounds detonated against the aura, dimming it slightly before Famfrit burst into action. It reached out, orbs of corrupted, blackened magic materializing around its form before shooting out indiscriminately in all directions, aiming to overwhelm the Kirins in sheer volume.

Izayoi screamed in pain as one of the orbs crashed into her body, but grit her teeth and didn't relent on maintaining the storm while rushing Famfrit, Eos doing her best to heal her and purge any lingering darkness from her body.

"Damn this wretch! Miina, with me! Help me maintain this storm until Esben is prepared!"
Ranbu no Izayoi


"Acknowledged!" Izayoi cried out in response to Esben's order, charging forward the moment Rudolf's smokescreen and Galahad's throw gave her an opening. She surged forward, taking advantage of Famfrit's distraction and it swinging its jug-flail around to meet Galahad's jump to unleash a battojutsu cleave against its legs, Chisato's kunai and flash bombs crashing into its upper half as she did so.

The guardian wasn't as much of a golem as she'd feared, and her strike found some measure of purchase, forcing Famfrit to stagger back as Eliane's shots pelted it. The bullets deflected off the chest and found only slight purchase in the limbs, but the sole shot to the head that landed caused the corrupted guardian to stagger again, roaring.

"THOSE WHO WOULD PREVENT ME FROM PERFORMING MINE SACRED DUTY WILL. BE. EXPULSED! GRAVIGA!" It abandoned its original, massive spell, though the accumulated aether was seized up and instantly reformulated into a lesser one, orbs of raw gravity materializing around each member of the party to attempt to crush them within.

For her part, Izayoi snarled and whirled around in a spin, her strike shattering the Gravity orb that had been forming around her. Any counterattack she would have made was stymied as her eyes widened and she dove to the side to avoid the sphere of water firing out of Famfrit's jug like a cannon, the ewer now held up on its shoulder as it fired sphere after sphere of water at several Kirins to follow up on the Graviga.


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