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Lieutenant Aria Dvalin


The sight of so many pills to prop up such a storied man was...distressing to Aria. A reminder that age and time would inevitably catch up to even the most storied of soldiers. Still, Aria pushed that sentiment aside for the moment to focus on the conversation at hand.

He'd seen her dossier. Of course he had. Considering his proximity to court, that also included the issue with House Dvalin, most likely. At the very least, the Baron wasn't commenting on any of that. Good. This wasn't the place for such things, anyhow. That said, she'd be a fool to turn down advice from von Zollern himself, even if it was more than likely negative. Aria wasn't quite so full of herself as to believe that any sort of criticism was unwelcome. That was more Cassian's domain. If she could glean something from this so as to be a more effective soldier, she'd bear whatever sting he had to say.

"I should think you'd hardly need a subordinate's permission to issue advice, Major. By all means, feel free."
Ranbu no Izayoi


This...was not what Izayoi had expected. To her dismay, it seemed their little group's record of unpleasant formal dinners was going unbroken still. She fixed Esben with a hard, unamused stare upon realizing exactly how she'd been seated and why, especially with Galahad. They'd somehow been roped into the southerner equivalent of an omiai, of all the damned things.

At the very least, she wasn't unused to such proceedings. One didn't bodyguard a daimyo for nigh-on a decade without understanding matters of heirs and betrothal. Excluding every other factor, namely their journey and quest taking far more precedence, this was more of a boon than a hindrance to a second, unfavored son such as Rudolf. Perhaps not right now, but should the option remain open, Rudolf would be a fool to simply throw away likely one of his only chances for a decent noble marriage. Esben not opposing the proceedings going on at this moment told her enough.

As such, when she saw Rudolf grin and begin to say something that she knew was going to be idiotic and likely detrimental to the match, Izayoi took it upon herself to drive one of the teeth of her geta into his foot, fixing the boy with a warning stare afterward just to get her point across further. And again, when he started to challenge the insinuation that Istvan Shilage, of all people, would delegate something such as this. Even should it be true, this was not the time.

Regardless, now that Rudolf had said his (least idiotic) piece, Izayoi shared a brief look with Galahad before speaking.

"Lord Halvor, Lady Lene, before we proceed, I will keep this brief. There are extenuating circumstances at play that limit us to only agreeing to a betrothal before anything more binding. Suffice to say, the boy is a skilled and valued man-at-arms in our party, and we would be loathe to agree to a wedding to leave Lady Lene with an empty marriage before departing once more, to say nothing of the fact that we do not have the time for such a thing. Should my words not suffice, know that we have the backing of SEED and the Edrenian royal crown in this matter."

She paused, before speaking once more. This time, a glint could be seen in her eyes to the most observant.

"Regardless, when our quest is finished, rest assured that should we agree upon a betrothal, I will personally ensure that Istvan Shilage gives his full approval to the match."

Istvan Shilage was owed much, after all. The least he could do for throwing his own child out was to account for it.
Lieutenant Aria Dvalin


Performed admirably. Aria schooled her expression to not give any minute detail of her displeasure away, not even a twitch. Standard noble etiquette that she'd been taught a lifetime ago.

Her performance during the battle wasn't good enough. She couldn't end this campaign with anything less than exemplary performance. Without such accolades, she'd never work her way back up to a position where she would have any influence or power whatsoever.

Nevertheless, Aria paid as much attention as she could through the entire debriefing. This being the first action of the campaign, it wasn't surprising that they had nothing workable yet. But hearing that the pirates succeeded, even in part, was distasteful. Better that someone get Cassian's head on straight, even if she no longer had the ability to. But the briefing concluded, and there were no real questions to be asked. With that out of the way, Aria stood, saluted (begrudgingly, to Lucia), and took her leave.

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They were both fortunate that she damn well didn't choke after that slap to the back. After managing to ensure that there wasn't synth protein lodged in her windpipe, Aria took a sip of water and cleared her throat, respectfully waiting for the Baron to finish speaking before making any response.

"Baron von Zollern." She very carefully didn't spare more than a glance down toward his cocktail of pills. At his age, it was of little surprise, especially when it came to an activity as strenuous as piloting. Lucia had already mentioned as such in the debriefing, but this was further proof. Everyone was mortal: even those she regarded as heroes when she was a child.

"No, my lord. That was up to the Prince's decision in the end. Though I would happen to agree with his adjutant's opinion. Please, allow the rest of the lance to bear the burden in your stead." Her carefully-constructed veneer of stoicism faded somewhat, as a complicated, troubled expression crossed her face for a brief moment.

"The rest of us ought earn our flowers as well, rather than rely on you more than we ought to."
@Wernher Fuck, sorry, time slipped away from me while I've been catching up with shit. Reply will come within a day or two, and then much sooner from here on after I get my footing back with this one. Just need to catch up on other things I owe first.
Renar Hagen


Finally. He'd finally been selected to actually take part in the Valours Tournament. Three years running since he'd joined the Iron Rose, and only now did Renar warrant entry into the tourney. Once again, the perks of being part of the Knight-Captain's retinue.

In prior years, he'd spent his time during the tourneys simply wheeling and dealing as best he could, trying any method possible to ingratiate himself into the good graces of those with power and influence. Being a relative no-name, even as an Iron Rose, and a bastard beside, the efforts amounted to only a few new contacts, often with more underworld influence than legitimate.

This year, though. This year, he was competing. Renar had been preparing both physicaly and mentally ever since he'd been notified that he would be participating. There was no time to be overawed at the sights and sounds: he'd been here before. Would he consider the long, strange, winding road it took to reach his first ever tourney, and to have it be one of the grandest stages in the land? Of course not. It meant nothing if he didn't make a good showing. And damn it all, Renar wasn't aiming to settle for just impressing anyone that had ever had cause to doubt him: he was aiming to win the entire thing.

The pageantry, the spectacle, none of it mattered. Only advancement, prestige, and victory. A savage grin crossed Renar's face as he sat in the tent assigned to him in the tourney grounds, having performed one more check of his arms and armor to ensure nothing would go wrong in the melee. All that was left was to wait for the bracket to be announced. Having the list of participants was one thing, but there was little point in preparing for specific opponents when the potential pool of fighters was so large. But with all of his preparations finished, Renar rose from where he sat and left his tent, intent on roaming the grounds to see whom exactly among his contacts was present this year, and who he could be introduced to as well.
Brief mention that I'm expressing interest, didn't have the chance in the intcheck before this went up
@Wernher Sounds good to me, you kicking it off or am I?
Rumi Fujou and Beatrice LaForet


"Got tired of hiding away, did we?"

Rumi halted in her tracks, an imperceptibly slight smile creaking her lips upward. Not a happy one, by any means. Amused, perhaps. Or mocking. It depended on how one interpreted such.

She should have expected this. Of course the will of whatever was fueling this Grail system just had to rope a ghost of her past in. Damn it all. Beatrice should be holed up in a bar somewhere in London, not face-to-face having this ridiculous confrontation.

“Oh, you’ll excuse me for not throwing myself headfirst into the situation, Enforcer LaForet. Some of us don’t have the luxury of being bulls in china shops.” Despite her words, Rumi surreptitiously slipped a Wraith-contracting talisman up from her sleeve into her palm. While she didn’t think Beatrice would outright attack her, it never hurt to be sure. With only Assassin (spiritually) at her side, she was at a disadvantage without the majority of her resources present.

“Don’t try and be cute, Rumi. Dress it up however you want, we both know what we’re here for.” Beatrice noted the other woman’s grimace and the all-but-imperceivable way in which she prepped herself for their sudden confrontation to escalate into outright violence. Her glare softened briefly, memories surfacing in her mind: was this really what had become of them? Just becoming another part of what the other hated about the insane reality that surrounded them?

The thought hurt: though much like the fury glowing in her chest, it wasn’t anything that hadn’t already been festering inside of her for the better part of a decade. For now, if they were cutting past the bullshit, she had to pull herself together and consider the facts.

Considering Lancer’s not-long-past encounter, it wasn’t impossible Rumi was the mystery Servant’s Master. If so, with him seemingly nowhere in sight and them sheltered within the trees, she had good reason to be alert; but besides it being uncharacteristic for her to be out in the open without some detail at hand, it seemed unlikely that Rumi would seek to instigate unless she drew first blood. Even if she put no stock in the armistice upon their grounds beyond how it could benefit her, she was smart enough to know not to start a fight on the Church’s doorstep unless her back was against the wall.

“Not sure what you’re hoping to get out of it, though.” She discreetly bid Lancer to stay quiet and concealed, a firm tug on their link conveying that, at least for the moment, she wasn’t willing to brook any objections. “We both know the Einzberns’ cup is a total crock of shit.”

“After what El-Melloi and Tohsaka imparted about the ritual? We both know that we’re here because it would drag us into the situation regardless of our wishes. I simply aim to see exactly what’s going on here.” Terse, succinct, and it even had the benefit of being true.

“I have no interest in achieving Heaven’s Feel or reaching for whatever poison pill this Grail would seek to grant. But merely having the Command Seals is a death mark. And even you aren’t quite so naive to believe that surrender would extricate us from the situation so easily.” Her smile still didn’t quite reach her eyes. Even back then, it was a rarity.

A mental command ordered Assassin to hold position for the moment. Evidently, the Enforcers hadn’t turned Beatrice into quite so much of a dog that she’d lash out yet. The spiteful part of Rumi’s mind supplied that, at least. A much quieter, barely noticed one only provided that it seemed time hadn’t done much of a number on the redhead.

“Let’s not have a redux of our last spat, Beatrice. Stay out of my way, and I’ll endeavour that we don’t cross paths more than we have to. Neither of us are working at ends here, and I’d hope we keep it as such.”

“Well, you’re half right. If I didn’t want to be here, I could have just picked up the finder’s fee and left the vultures to have at it.” Beatrice cracked a smile of her own as Rumi responded; and while hers also fell a little short of reaching her eyes, it was more than a little saw-toothed. “Let the anoraks fight over the privilege of getting eaten alive in their first actual trip outside the workshop.”

Well that morbidness aside, assuming her time with those walking corpses hadn’t dramatically bettered her chops as a liar, it seemed that Rumi hadn’t completely lost her mind. Her own circumstances were proof enough that getting marked by the Grail was a call that one couldn’t hope to fully shirk, as she’d colourfully outlined; and considering her own motivations, she couldn’t fault curiosity, healthy or otherwise.

In-between whatever truths the woman was speaking, however, there was a characteristic avoidance of a definite answer to her question. Rumi was many things, but whimsical was rarely one of them. Her actions were weighed on a scale that considered how much it benefitted her power and status, and while it was all well and good to say she had little choice in participation now she’d been marked, the Grail rarely if ever directly chose those who didn’t have some insane aspiration they were reaching for.

She had something to gain by being here, that much Beatrice was sure of. And if she was as alert to their old teacher and classmates’ warnings of the rot festering within the Grail, the only real answer remaining was that she sought the prestige of fighting in a Grail War: and ultimately, the prestige of winning.

“Anyway, don’t you go losing any sleep because of me.” Beatrice half-shrugged, shaking her head as she laughed mirthlessly. “Believe it or not, I’m here for work as much as pleasure. As much as I’d love to jump right in and crack some skulls open, the anoraks have me sniffing around for whoever set this shitshow of a Grail up. Just tell your well-dressed friend to behave himself and you won’t have anything to worry about.”

So she’d already seen Assassin, then. How? Assassin had in no way revealed himself…themselves at any point that could be linked to her. Well, as long as Beatrice wasn’t aware of his Class just yet, this wasn’t a real concern. They would still have words later, of course. But speaking of concerns…

“You threw yourself knowingly into a Grail War simply because of a job?” Rumi sniffed scornfully, shaking her head. Of course. Of course. It couldn’t ever be simple with her. There just had to be something to muddy the waters. “Those two back at the Clock Tower will be ever so glad to hear of such. You may even send Tohsaka into conniptions, down memory lane.”

“Well. Dismantle the Grail, and I’ll still come out ahead. So even though you hardly require anyone’s permission aside from whoever’s holding your leash, go ahead and run as freely as you wish, Enforcer dog. But do let me pass. I’d prefer to get the formalities with the Catholics over quickly.”

The fury in her chest welled up again, along with a handful of other emotions Beatrice quickly pushed back down before they could become anything more than a slight waver in her countenance. Part of her struggled to reconcile the domineering necromancer with the quiet, painfully timid young woman who’d been her first real friend at the Clock Tower; another felt a strange ache seeing her standing so confidently on her own two feet, for however much of her soul she’d sold piecemeal to achieve it.

… Things couldn’t go back to the way they were. And even if it were possible, now was hardly the time to get caught up in what could have been.

“Oh, believe me, I’ve had them taking it in turns to give me an earful.” Beatrice’s smile lingered for a moment, before it faded as she met Rumi’s scornful stare with renewed intensity. “But I made my decision once, and I’ll make it again.”

“I’ve wasted enough time already, and by the sound of it, so have you.” She took a step forward, watching for any sudden shifts in the other woman’s demeanour; and seeing her own composure hold steady, she took a second and another after that, before making to walk past her, keeping her eyes trained forwards even as she continued to speak. “But a word of advice, before I go. A fight to the death is an entirely different beast than a knife in the back behind closed doors. You’d do well to remember that, if you really plan to make it to the end.”

“Funny. By all accounts, Grail Wars are far more about closed door deals and ambushes than true deathmatches. Or have you learned absolutely nothing over the years? We are magi, Beatrice. There is nothing to be taken at face value.”

Rumi didn’t look back, instead starting to make her way towards the church. How…vexing that Beatrice had hardly changed in their time apart. Truly, the strong were privileged in how foolish they could afford to be.

“I’d say to try and stay alive, but the concessions I could wring from your clan for the safe return of your Crest would override any such sentiment. So…be useful, yes? Up until you get yourself needlessly killed, that is.”

But Beatrice was already gone, the outline of her figure swallowed up by the darkness of the wooded path out of the church grounds. In the distance, the sun continued to sink into the line of the horizon, and as the faint orange glow of the dying day yielded to the oncoming darkness, the lights of the cityscape came into stark relief.

The first night of the Sako Holy Grail War had arrived in earnest.
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