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Apologies to all writing partners both current & prospective. Been sick for two weeks straight (and have to go to work regardless). No energy. Can't think straight. Taking a hiatus. Sorry again.
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[@Ralt] He's making either a Fallout 4 reference or a S.T.A.L.K.E.R.: Clear Sky reference i can't tell
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"Well EXCUUUUSE ME if my RPs don't have plot, setting, characters, any artistry of language like imagery/symbolism, or any of the things half-decent fiction has! What am I supposed to do, improve?!"
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Where's the personality? The flavor? the drama? The struggle? The humanity? The texture of the time and the place in which this conversation is happening? In a word: where's the story?
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I don't exactly have a clear idea yet, but I was thinking something along the lines of: humanity is near extinction and vampires rule the world (or what's left of it).

Not sure how well this fits into Cyberpunk, but if there's maybe a Vampire Hunter D or Battle Angel Alita aesthetic going on somewhere, with scroungers and scrappers living on an apocalyptic junkyard planet, then I'm all over that.

Also not sure what's up with the sudden inundation of vampire games but I dig it
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you're in the club now lmao
What clan(s) are you interested in playing and what clan(s) would you consider from a prospective partner?

The Tenement District. The rest of Ortheoc wanted nothing better than to forget the existence of this cesspit; this memory of their failings, this afterimage of their avarice. Reflected in the gaunt face of a panhandler they saw their own apathy for The Other. In the flights of crows and vultures they were reminded of their own fear of death, the only collector they could not bribe away with gold or sex or a favor at court. Would that these hypocrites could cut the decrepit apartments from the skyline, like cutting a cancerous growth; or scrub the stench, as with some stinging balm smeared over a streak of gangrene; simply discard somehow this collection of outcasts and untouchables. Here, nonetheless, stood "The Seeds," the hardy weed of Ortheoc, mocking the gardens with all their ritual and pomp. Here, a museum to the true humanity of the city masters: bodies in the street, unpaved mud, rain-rotted domiciles.

Dezeric had dressed in mottled browns for his venture into this place: muddy shoes, a moth-eaten cloak, cotton wraps about his neck and legs. But the misfortunes of a Seed dweller were not so easily counterfeited. Layers of sweat and stink had not so permeated his crevices—the armpits, the groin—as to discolor the fabrics through weeks of constant wear. No boils went unlanced on his skin, no warts unburned, til they had grown as large as crabapples. He tiptoed to avoid the lumps and puddles of frozen excrement, not at all like the resigned trudge or the purposeful flutter of the locals. Moreover, although Dezeric swigged whisky straight from a sea-glass bottle (an elegant detail, he thought), his hand didn't shake as he did it; he didn't get the craving pangs of a man whose drink was his only warmth on a night like this one, the howls of winter rasping at his feet, his hands, his nose, his ears. Thankfully, most were huddled in the taverns or around their anemic hearths at this hour, unconcerned with the business of the conspicuous outsider. And the Seeds were not thick with people like they would have been twenty years ago, a natural consequence of the wars, first against the Báthory pretender, then the Futhurlings, then the Carling queen.

What did he even hope to find here? Eyes and teeth—eyes and teeth, and hair, by his contact's description. What a waste of an evening, skulking around glowering at beggars, who often enough didn't even possess those three in the right quantities. But just as Dezeric passed the Bull & Brazen, its hall bright with fire and raucous with laughter, a familiar tension shivered up his spine, and he knew that he could not have come in vain. He was being watched: from the darkness, from a distance, with that intimately predatory intent that could chill an already-icy street.

Despite his trusty instincts, honed over years, the hunter was well out of practice with his profession. He stopped and looked about, trying to pinpoint the source of the dread which crept over his body, but no doubt managing only to let the creature know, wherever it was, that he had noticed its presence. How Master Valnorn would have scolded him for such an amateurish mistake! But this was not a time for reminiscing; Dezeric pushed that thought aside, warming as it was. Now the joy of the hunt had splayed its full grasp over he, who could only push further, deeper into the heart of the noxious aura. The beggars, noticing his frenzy, gave him a wide radius as they passed, wanting no part of whatever sickness, madness, or hysteria had come over this stranger to their territory.

It seemingly led him off to a ruinous square, the fountain empty and crumbling and overgrown with dead lichen. But the oppressive atmosphere thinned as he walked, whereupon he doubled back toward the Bull & Brazen. Dezeric then investigated another direction, behind the tavern, but nearly touched the city wall, and again could feel that he had been driven astray. Was this an aspect of the creature's sorcery? The very same adaptation by which it had eluded the land's cleansing for all this time? The hunter looked into the orangey glow of the windows, then up at the tavern's sign, depicting a horned beast and a human pugilist, both in bombasted trousers, each throwing punches at the other. He did not imagine that a vampire would hide where the locals had lit so many candles and ovens and braziers. The flames were one of its few banes, capable of marring its hideous form with permanent and agonizing damage. Some subspecies even reacted to fire as to the sun itself; doubly cursed were they against the purifying light. But it was near; near enough, in fact, for that to seem the only likelihood, until a bundle of black rags moved in Dezeric's peripherals.

He had thought it a swimming-headed drunkard at first, or even a corpse, that bony framework propped up against the side wall. But at its first twitch he did not even need to see its fangs or the supposed green-glow of its glare to know. Too pale to be human, too thin to be half-orc, and too—aromatic—to be any breed of elf, even those who delved deep in sulfurous caverns and fungal forests. It could be nothing else. The scent of putrefaction was everywhere in the Seeds, diluted to a gentle perfume on the circling winds; but here it clung to this animal, surrounded it. It raped the senses and sent Dezeric heaving to shove his nose into the crook of his elbow, while also drawing his sword. It was no Pthaalma, if the legends were true, but small runic shapes had been cut out of the flats of the blade, then inlaid again in silver. The writing shone black with age and tarnish, standing out against the dull snow-grey of the pitted steel.

"Stand and die with dignity, monster," said the slayer through his cloak, his eyes watering, "or flee, and die in disgrace. It makes no difference to me."

The eyes were not catching the light at the right angle, or the right intensity, to give off that supposed green glint. Thus, Dezeric could only see the vampire's features in their outlines: a narrow chin supporting a long, yearning mouth; a hooked nose with wide, flappy nostrils. A hood concealed its ears but its hair hung in greasy coils. Its lips broke as it moved to speak, revealing incisors as long as fork prongs and as yellow as fried pork fat.

"Monthter?" it lisped, flicking a black tongue through the gap between those knobby teeth. "Do you greet everyone like that? And what have I done to you and yourth, to detherve that epithet, 'monthter'?"

"You and your race have sown countless lamentations upon this land. Orphans—widows—fathers bereaved of their sons," the hunter replied. "You have withered crops and poisoned rivers. You have spread plague and terror. You have gamed with human lives in pursuit of vampiric ideals."

"I did all that?" the creature cooed, looking terribly sorry.

"Stand, wretch. Stand and face silver judgment."

"'Wretch' now! And didn't you thay I could choothe?"

Dezeric would not be mocked. "Stand!" he snapped, the rage flung from his lips in a delicate spray.

After, he heard what he could swear was the vampire's sigh, like the gases belched from the stomachs of the freshly dead as their bowels loosened and their insides jellified. It stood with a similar croak; was it struggling to move? Perhaps it had not fed in some time. Dezeric could not bring himself to pity something so ghastly, however.

"So you carry a blade as well," he said, nodding to the black shape at the vampire's waist, curved and wicked. "I could fell you in a proper duel, if you would prefer that over a hunt."

Another sigh. "Don't you think you're enjoying thith a bit too much?" said the vampire. "No, let'th play. I've not had a good hunt in a while."

"With pleasure," Dezeric said, simultaneous to his surprise attack. For a human his step was quick, his lunge deep. But the blade made no purchase as the monster began to blur, and shift. It seemed to draw its sword too, and even swing at its foe, though the weapon dematerialized before the blow landed. A ghostly image of a sickle-sword hit Dezeric's side, where it broke and scattered like a smoke ring. "Hah!" guffawed the hunter, feeling no worse for taking the blow than if he had parried it. In fact, behind his mail shirt and his thick woolen robe, his flank scarcely tingled.

He had to expect as much from such a cowardly race. At first sign of peril they scurried and skittered into their dark corners even in the company of their detestable packs—their "families"—never mind a lone specimen like this one. Dezeric threw open his cloak with a flourish, and reached for one of the glass flasks at his hip. The creature was fully transmuted now into a cloud of mist, silvery-pale, but what would it do, he wondered, when the very air was hostile to its new form? With a swing of his arm he sent the vial flying and then falling in a cacophony of shattered glass as it sundered against the tavern's stone wall. Forth spilled its contents, which stuck to the wall, and trickled down to its base, and sprayed out into the air. The liquid soon started reacting to the atmosphere, crackling with an arcane vitality, almost a life of its own. Sparks took to flames, which shifted from lazy, listless reds to a sharp, baneful yellow-white as they grew hotter, hotter, devouring more and more essence from the nearby air. Finally, the flames fanned out and flapped, mimicking the very phoenix of whose feathers the potion had first been distilled.

But Dezeric was not watching this spectacle. He watched the mist as it attempted to diffuse toward the other end of the alley, the cold end, the dark end, but was snared in flames which were too quick, lashing it and licking at its heel, as one could imagine the mist having a heel while it was in full retreat. Indeed, Dezeric watched as more and more of the mist was kissed with light and heat, until, unable to bear it, the vampire was forced to disperse, and melt down the walls.

The slayer shook the sweat from his brow, and grimaced a triumphant grimace. He had not killed it yet—not until he watched it die with his own eyes—but the pain he had inflicted, the wounds, had to be giving his quarry some serious contemplation and regrets. Moreover, it could not have gone far with such injuries; Dezeric had hoped the fire might force the thing back into its corporeal form, but it mattered not if the final staking and beheading happened that night or the next, in this district or that one. He had already won. It was just a matter of following the stench to the site of Final Death, a site of the vampire's choosing.

He was still chuckling, even as the magic fizzled out and its smoke wisped away toward the moon. "Come for me whenever you like, you parasite," said the hunter. "Come and get your revenge. I'll be ready. Do you hear me out there, you gust of stinking breeze? Come as a wolf, a bat, or whatever you wish. I'll be ready."

There were beggars leering. Dezeric sheathed his sword, and slit a purse full of pennies as he made his way west, back toward the civilized side of town. The coppers spinning across the ground helped most of them to forget what they had just seen.

The hunter himself, however, was slower to forget. In fact, he could not help but feel like that oppressive presence was following him; like it hadn't let up ever since he stepped foot near the Bull & Brazen tavern ...
Like a lump of phlegm in a gasping throat, a little, scratchy man had lodged himself in a wide alley. When he budged from his place, which was seldom, it was only to pace about a perimeter he had set for himself, which was meager. He might shuffle to a resident's door and examine the rust on the knocker and the grain in the damp wood for the fourteenth time, feigning a great interest in each. He might contemplate lifting the roughspun tarp in the alcove, before remembering again that he was a goodly, law-fearing fellow, with no propensity for letting his curiosity migrate to his feathery fingertips. He might, rarely, venture out to the mouth of this alley, and even there tilt behind a crate or a corner as he watched the square for whatever it was that he watched for, squinting against the lamplight. But he always flinched away to the shadows again, pushing himself flush against a dank, grimy wall. It wasn't another man he feared. As if he had committed no crime, he did not flee from the scrutiny of the city guards as it listed down the alley. As if he was neither traitor nor deserter, he did not take to flight when a patrol of the queen's troops rounded the bend in the street. Though the barbarian kingdoms were sweeping through as quick as wildfire, it was still the Land Under Shadow they conquered, a land where the terrors came in all appearances, but always with an appetite. Something of those designs must have visited the weedy creature in his dreams—or slithered past his door—to put him in such a temperament.

Then: ka-click. Ka-click. Leather heels resounded from the alley's west entrance. The man heard them and despaired. Ignoring the cold and the wet as they bled through the tatters in his shoes, stinging his feet, he flung himself into the alcove. The burlap was stretched taut over hard and angular things, maybe carts or folding stalls, which left him bruised and battered in the catching, but obscured, and deathly quiet. The man held his breath in his throat, and watched the far wall: for the dim, stretched shadows, and the silhouette which carved them from the distant lamps. The figure paused. It waved its snout as if sampling all the scents on the wind, struggling to choose one. Then it passed. Its footsteps were swallowed up in the mist, but issuing from it came another sound: a voice, brassy-tenor and just a little pompous.

"Apologies, good man. I'd have lit a candle, had I known I'd be late."

The creature in the alcove hesitated, but when he was sure that this was not some man-like voice deceiving him into a monstrous embrace, he clambered toward it. "Are you truly of Solomon's order?" he squinted. "You most of all should know the danger. To meet under starlight, while one of them hunts ..."

Lifting his cloak, the stranger revealed his belt, lined with weapons and deadly contraband. Strange instruments gleamed silver; potions and extracts lustered faintly with an artificial fire. "You are safe in my company," he said. "Now—what is it that you saw? Or—yes, more importantly, where did you see it?"

He looked to the peasant's quivering hands and loosened a winebladder from his belt. Offering it, he watched as the peasant uncorked and sniffed. The vapors, hot, but vaguely fragrant of mint and butterscotch, must have been some comfort; he grasped the bladder by the neck as if to strangle it and drank deeply of whisky, wincing, coughing, speaking with a fresh rasp: "The Seeds. Thought it another beggar at first, but it had teeth, big and blunted like for chewin' up corpses."

"The Seeds," echoed the hunter to himself, "of course, where its victims will not be missed ..."

"And its eyes!" barked the peasant, as if already losing his grasp over his inhibitions. "They shone green in the dark. Under the orange of the lanterns and the blue of the stars, its eyes took to green, not like no man I ever peeped. It looked like a rabid raccoon, pondering some mad attack."

A gossamer-thread of spittle broke between the peasant's mouth and the mouth of the winebladder.

"It watched you, then?"

"Eyein' me up, aye, wonderin' if I'd give it a struggle. Any day now it'll come for me, I'm sure of it. Even when you arrived, I was sure you was ... that I was ..."

The hunter watched the liquor in the peasant's shaky hands, though the shake was fast subsiding. He contemplated snatching it back, for it was a good, well-built vessel, but at the sight of the spittle he decided he could always buy another. He even refused it when the peasant offered it, at which the scrawny thing clutched it to his ribcage.

"I'll look into it," said the hunter as he turned away. But the other had noticed the flatness in his tone.

"Where are you going? Do you not believe me?"

He kept walking, but could hear behind him the muted shuffling of threadbare shoes. "Look, I do not doubt what you saw. Not at all."

"Then help me."

"But—" the hunter turned on his heels—"the last vampire spotted in Ortheoc was the one slain by Valnorn, my master, nearly a decade ago. It's exceedingly unlikely that another has survived all this time, entirely unnoticed. Whereas you 'saw' a vampire, you were probably looking at something else altogether."

"Something else!" the peasant hissed. "What else has fangs like a rat's teeth?"

"Some species of naga have been known to look like that. Egg-eaters."

"It had hair."

"Oh? Yes, naga are hairless. I'll give you that. So it was a half-orc. Or a night-elf."

"A night-elf ..."

"Or," said the hunter, stepping closer, looming himself over the now-hunching creature, "you saw an ugly, particularly nasty beggar. You were in the Seeds, sir."

The peasant detected the threat in that sentence: of being asked why he had ventured there, what his business had been in that nasty place. He continued to shrink where he stood, no longer able to look the hunter in the eye. He had wasted the time of an armed, hardened, and dangerous individual, he realized, and his walking away from this alley was no longer certain. So the peasant took to the same techniques of survival which protected him in the presence of a guard captain, or a knighted soldier, or a baron's son: he lowered his gaze, folded his hands, and accepted whatever cruel amusements laid waiting for him.

"Oh, damn it all," the slayer growled, seeing this over his shoulder, for he had tried to escape before this happened. He hated pathetic things because he hated the feelings of pity they sowed in his chest. And though he would not admit it, he had spent many of his days terribly bitter. The hunters' purpose had always been to render themselves purposeless, after all, but in all their training, no one had ever prepared them for that future where they were unneeded, unremarkable. It had once seemed so far away, unattainable in their lifetimes.

"Listen," he said. "I cannot promise what I will find there. But I will go to the Seeds and—at least investigate what you have seen."

The peasant looked up. "Thank you, sir. Thank you."

"Close your shutters. Lock your door. Let none inside who you do not know by name. They ... a vampire needs permission to enter an abode. It is a magical symptom of their foul condition."

On those words they parted, the peasant scurrying, the hunter striding, each with a sudden purpose. On the latter's part, he had to search. He had to plan. He had to resupply. And if his contact spoke true, he had to kill once more.
This might seem contrived, but I want to improve in writing and I often like setting challenges for myself when it comes to characters. As someone else already said it, limitations breed creativity.


Thanks for this post.

To the argument that playing a role you like is the chief joy of roleplaying, I'd counter that some people have the most fun not by tailoring that one aspect of the story (their own characters) endemically to their own tastes, but by contributing to immersion on the whole. Sometimes that means making a personal sacrifice for the greater good, in a sense, in the form of playing homelier characters, or ones who match a weird, alien beauty standard, or ones who tell different stories through their deformities, disfigurations, ugly personalities, mistakes, regrets ... (basically, who make the world feel more lived-in.)

"Diversity" in RP is a tricky thing, in my opinion. At the risk of infuriating someone, it's almost laughably easy to tell when a man is trying to roleplay a woman and vice versa. At least, that is my experience, but then I am someone who is highly observant and intuitive about behaviors and subtleties that many others miss. I have roleplayed male characters, and while I'd like to think I've done a decent job at it, I would never sit here and say that I can portray a man as well as an actual man could, because I am not, and never will be, a man. And no, I'm not interested in gender politics, I'm simply giving my own opinion here.

I think that people give their best RP performances *by far* when they stick to what they know. That doesn't mean you could never *convincingly* portray another race/gender/etc, but I don't want convincing quality RP, I want mind-blowing. Whenever possible, anyway. I don't think it's necessarily brave or edgy or courageous or what-have-you to leap far out of your comfort zone and believe that you can jump into the mind of a character whose shoes you've never even thought about, let alone walked in. That smacks of arrogance to me. I could give some examples, but I don't want to further risk ruffling feathers.


Interesting insights all around; thanks for sharing. If you're willing to expound, what were the signs that tipped you off to male players playing female characters badly (and vice-versa)?

I don't play enough women to feel called out, but should that ever change in one of my many self-imposed writing challenges, your advice may prove indispensable.
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Should I actually fill in my app, or are people not as interested in rping as they think they are? I don't really wanna bother if it's gonna die on page 1. :/
I'd be all right with that, but per your app:

Killin was born to an elven mother and Dragonborn father in a small high elf city that almost never let anyone else in. From a young age, Killin was seen as an outcast by children his own age because he could spit lightning at anyone, whether on purpose or accident was up for debate half the time. However, he also showed a great knack for spellwork and thus began a little training. Word of the child prodigy got around a little to some of the other nearby cities and it wasn't more than a year before a powerful high elf wizard came to recruit Killin for the guild.

Killin was happy to go but sad to leave his parents. He wrote them nearly every day, allowing them to keep up with his life. Then came the first guild job that took him to a new place.
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The problem is, I'm not seeing many opportunities for my character to have been exposed to this guild. He's not an elf and he's not important enough to be granted a diplomatic exception, so he's almost certainly never been inside this city. If he is to recognize the guild's symbol then that leaves any acolytes wandering around in the outside world, though your app doesn't indicate just how common or rare the sight of one would be. You may well be the first student I've ever seen from this college.

With that said, what is the guild's relationship to the dark arts? Is it famed and esteemed for its teachings in, say, holy magic?
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