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I eat negativity and shit out hopes and dreams. Like a tree, but for pessimism.
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7 yrs ago
Good news, I'm not failing out of my cooking course tomorrow! Bad news, it's only because I nearly sliced a chunk off my finger practicing for it and needed stitches.
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8 yrs ago
Desu before dishonour.
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It's days like today that I truly believe this ADHD is both a blessing AND a curse.
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You mean he wants the bounty on Bob?
Be kinda handy :)


More like he'll bumble his way into it, ending with a hilarious, as well as stupidly dangerous adventure. Although him getting the bounty could also be helpful for him.
Well, I don't want to intrude upon the law enforcement side of things, but I just watched the nice guys recently, and was considering getting Joseph caught up in that stuff with searching for Bob as one of his accidental adventures.
@Poi @Furiosa


Joseph's Suit

It can't be understated how difficult it is to make a good fancy costume with no money, and only the materials you can find on the street. It's pretty rare to find much more than cardboard boxes and sometimes, sometimes, a decent sized roll of duct tape. Still, if you put your faith in the magical will of the streets, as well as leaving the occasional offering to their original, mysterious denizens, known to mortals as 'pigeons', you might just find that it provides you with the helping hand you need.

It was thanks to this that, while still not having eaten since his breakfast with Ren, Joseph was able to make a wonderful recreation of a suit using just cardboard boxes, duct tape, and a tag from... something... for a makeshift 'tie'.

He'd even managed to find a bit of cellophane and some pipe cleaners, making himself a pair of cardboard aviator sunglasses!

As he held the 'suit' up in front of him, he nodded in pride. Now no one could say he didn't put the effort in, and maybe he could pretend he was a normal person attending the party... thing... to enjoy themselves, rather than a hom-WANDERER only attending because there was free food and alcohol.

Yes sir, no societal leechery here!

Still, maybe he could use this opportunity. With his moderate talent at cooking, maybe he could impress someone out on the town, find a job. At the very least, maybe he could find a rich person to become a personal cook for in return for living in their house or something. Sure, it might be awkward around the start, but hey, when was he not awkward?

The answer was never, as he was sure was clear when he tried to help that girl earlier in the week, Olivia.

Honestly, he was still pretty embarrassed about his complete lack of composure when he'd accompanied her, especially right after that blonde bastard Ren had decided he would try to make thigs as awkward as he could before abandoning them. He was just glad that they'd made it to the town hall before too long, an that the small girl didn't seem to hate him by the time they did.

Maybe they might even run into each other during the night. God knows finding someone he knew would help take the edge off the nervousness he had with his plan to immediately raid the food stalls.

Well, it might.

Anyway, enough plans. It was time for action.

Stretching for a moment to make sure he wouldn't accidentally pull a muscle or something during the raid, Joseph put on his suit, and wandered out of his alleyway and into the party, wondering whether he'd manage to make it out alive later on.
In Closed 9 yrs ago Forum: Casual Roleplay
@Zelosse

Jeremy lay on his bed in the room he'd been assigned, rolling from side to side as he tried to relax a little, and failed spectacularly. He wasn't entirely sure if it was just excitement, or also a bit of actual nervousness, but he honestly wouldn't be surprised if it was a bit of both. After all, he was about to do something he... well, lets just say he hasn't always been successful at.

He was waiting to meet his new roommate.

Now, this wasn't to say that he was unfriendly or anything. Everyone who knew him knew that he was all too willing and excited to meet new people, even if he was always a little shy at the start. However, that was all too often the problem itself. His excitable nature would often push people away without any intention on his part. It had taken a while for him to actually notice this, but you can only be called "loud and annoying" so many times before you start to catch on. Still, Jeremy Lindall was not one to hide his personality behind a mask, and while he hoped that whoever he was rooming with wouldn't hate him for it, he wouldn't pretend to be someone else for them if they did.

In the end, it really wasn't a difficult choice between being fake and being alone.

@bobert778

So I've been super distracted and haven't been able to work on my intro post for this recently. What's actually been happening in the IC group Sage will be joining?
@Poi

Probably very nervous, but still quite friendly. Trying to be helpful despite knowing probably even less than Olivia.
In Closed 9 yrs ago Forum: Casual Roleplay
Sorry, I've been a bit busy an haven't gotten a post out. What's been happening?
@Furiosa@Poi@Jay Kalton

"Yeah, I guess I can take raccoon." Joseph said with a surprised expression. "Honesty, I would've just gone with rat, but I'll take it."

He flinched at Ren's outburst, letting out a startled whisper of his own before screwing his eyes shut and calming himself down.

"No, I don't have a phone. I did have one once, long ago, but I had to sell it the first time I ran out of food. And while gardening is a bit of a hobby of mine, watching grass grow tends to take a bit of a hit in favour of walking from city to city, you know? And finally, doorbells. I'm assuming their still the pushydingdongsounders I remember, but there was also a time when you had to flip open a phone, so the tech may very well have changed."

And then he turned his attention to the girl he'd just offered to help.

"Ye-yes. Sure!"

Damn it, he'd really been hoping he could ride his wave of desperation-fuelled confidence to speak to this girl properly, but he wasn't starving to death anymore, so it looked like he was back to his usual, panicky self.

"Yeah, we'll h-help you out. I mean, I also don't actually know the way myself, but Ren does, right Ren!"

He let out a clearly too loud laugh, before promptly wishing he could kill himself through use of his brain alone. This girl seemed really nice, and was honestly quite pretty too. Naturally, this was destroying his already low confidence even more than normal.

"Um, anyway, I'm Joseph." He said, mustering his willpower to keep his stutter under control. "I'm a wanderer, and I walk around between cities barely surviving. This is Ren, he's a medical student who actually knows his way around and has less trouble staying alive. Together we make up a duo of crime-solving super-sleuthes, protecting the good people of the city from evil. That's not true. I don't know why I said that. We barely knew each other until I collapsed from starvation on his lawn about an hour ago. Please forgive me, my people skills aren't great unless I'm dying, apparently!"

And them he tried to act casual, smiling like an idiot and pretending he hadn't just had some kind of mini breakdown. This went well for a couple of seconds, before a loud sound caused him to nearly jump out of his skin.

"Jesus!" He half-shouted half-whispered, looking to the source and recognising the tall japanese woman from Swansong, who had just smacked the coffee thingo an apparently making it work that way.

He repeating his calming process from before, before smiling and trying to act normal.

"Bu-but yeah... Social s-skills could use a l-little work most of the time."

@Furiosa @Poi

"Hey, you don't know I don't." Joseph said, giving a small chuckle of his own. "You'd be surprised at how many crazy things I've done in my journeys. How many crimes I've stopped accidentally. Never on purpose at all. Far too shy for that."

He shrugged when Ren talked about his own life.

"Hey, I wouldn't exactly call myself decisive either. Just stressed and scared like a dumb animal. At least you made the choice to come here for uni, and your dad didn't even have to die to make you do it! As far as I'm concerned, the fact that you managed to do that without the fear I had is even more of an achievement!"

He demolished a sandwich, still kind of nervous about how he could do it do fast.

"Well, if you say so Ren..." He said with a knowing smile, as Ren tried to make his stammering denial. "I'll believe you for now. Or, well, I'll pretend to."

However, he found himself in a bit of a pickle when Ren scribbled a phone number onto a napkin and said to text him next time.

"Well, alright. I think its time to clear this apparent misunderstanding up..." He said, an amused smile on his face. "So, you may remember that I collapsed on your lawn specifically because I didn't have the moment for food, and haven't eaten in a week. How am I supposed to have enough money for a phone?"

And then he overheard a conversation that could help him out. Looking around, he saw a small, mousy girl not far from their own table. She seemed to be looking for someone in the city hall.

More importantly, she might have a phone.

"Um, e-excuse me!" He said, waving to the small girl. "I think we might know the way to the city hall!"

And then he mumbled just loud enough for Ren to here.

"We do know where the city hall is, right?"
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