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4 yrs ago
Current I eat negativity and shit out hopes and dreams. Like a tree, but for pessimism.
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5 yrs ago
Good news, I'm not failing out of my cooking course tomorrow! Bad news, it's only because I nearly sliced a chunk off my finger practicing for it and needed stitches.
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6 yrs ago
Desu before dishonour.
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6 yrs ago
It's days like today that I truly believe this ADHD is both a blessing AND a curse.
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@Hellis
Yeah, originally I was gonna go for the Sakamoto-type character, but then I saw that picture and thought "Hmm, he looks kinda like Takasugi, doesn't he?", and decided to go for that instead.

I mean, that being said, I'm hoping not to make him too angsty most of the time. Can't stand that stuff, so outside of some particularly intense moments, he'll probably be pretty normal.

Probably...
Alright, so here's my app finally... I'm hoping it's alright, but I'm more than willing to change it if necessary.

@Not Fishing
Well, my original plan was to put him on extinguisher duty, but I wasn't sure if he was still bogged down with the evacuations or not. Figured I should give you a mention anyway, just in case.
Damn, after all this time, I only now notice the 'no characters from actual anime' bit. No loveable goofball Sakamoto Tatsuma for me, I guess...
@Zoro
Well that's what the fire extinguisher is for, silly! Didn't you read the rest of the plan?

And that may be so, but I'm guessing you weren't also the worlds closest thing to a real life ghostbuster either...
Alright, done! Let's see you guys keep calling Jeremy dumb now!
@Zoro@lady horatio@Briza@DJAtomika@Not Fishing

For a moment, Jeremy almost forgot about the situation, wondering if the girl really hadn't seen Ghostbusters, or if she was just messing with him. However, whoever said that thing about 'salvation coming from the most surprising places' apparently had a point, as he was brought back into the moment by Joao smashing about a hundred and fifty dollars worth of plates and glasses.

"Come on, Glasses, those dishes were expensive!" He said, a little bit of the stress he currently felt leaking out in his voice before he could catch it. "And there was no way that scream was Maddie, unless she suddenly grew fifteen years older while in there. Of course, with the fact that a damn Indian jungle has apparently teleported into the women's toilet, predators and all, that's actually a possibility now. Of course, that means the same applies to what Venkman is suggesting, so why don't you stop being all judgy about what's realistic or not. Besides, I think I have a plan. Let me know if anything changes here I get back, I'll just be a second

And then he ran into the kitchen, quickly preparing everything as best as he could. First of all, he grabbed a mop, one of the ones with the extendable and handles, and pulled the back segment of said handle off. Then he grabbed a dishcloth and wrapped it around the top, before dipping it into the deep fryer, drenching it in oil.

"Please work..." He whispered to himself, shaking the excess oil off his creation to keep it from dripping oil all over the floor, before carrying it to the stove and lighting the oil-drenched cloth on fire. All in all, the whole process took about thirty seconds, leaving him with a decent enough makeshift torch.

Just before he left the kitchen, he grabbed the kitchens fire extinguisher.

You know, just in case...

"Alright, go time guys!" He said loudly as he ran back out front, torch in one hand and fire extinguisher tucked under the other. "Glasses, you an me are on the tiger! Keep the table between me and it, and I'll try to keep it from getting too close with the fire! Venkman, get the woman and Maddie out, assuming she's still in there and not the tiger itself! Also, take the fire extinguisher, just in case I accidentally set the vines on fire! Negan, you've got the easy job. All you need to do is shut the door as we come back out, so Glasses and I don't need to take our attention off the tiger. Now unless someone has a better plan, let's do what I said before, and get this shit done!"
@Lyla
Yeah, sorry. I've actually had a post in mind for a little while now, but I haven't had any access to a computer in the last couple of weeks, and it's a bit too big for my crappy old phone to handle.
@Zoro
Learn to read ya damn cityslickin' hack! The line is "Ingenious cooks in delightful diners"!
This looks cool as shit. I am so in.
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