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11 mos ago
Current Man, I remember those last few statuses sounding funnier when I was writing them... Is this what aging does to people?
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6 yrs ago
I eat negativity and shit out hopes and dreams. Like a tree, but for pessimism.
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7 yrs ago
Good news, I'm not failing out of my cooking course tomorrow! Bad news, it's only because I nearly sliced a chunk off my finger practicing for it and needed stitches.
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8 yrs ago
Desu before dishonour.
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8 yrs ago
It's days like today that I truly believe this ADHD is both a blessing AND a curse.
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Alright, it's pretty late now, so I'm sure I've made a mistake or two somewhere in here, but here's the great Owain! Watch in awe as his infamous sword hand twitches and writhes, before bringing justice to all evil in his sights!



Cool, I wasn't sure how to introduce Adrien in the previous scene because I didn't really see an opening, but I'll probably chuck him into this scene. Also, did I hear something about a TOURNAMENT ARC?
@Crusader Lord
Well actually, right now I'm thinking of using Owain who had Male Robin as his dad, and so was also able to take on the Grandmaster class. Then he'd meet your Robin and be all like "Why is my dad a girl who doesn't recognize me now?" and it'd be great!
Well... shit. Now I'm in a real pickle.
Actually, if I did the chosen undead, would a bonfire appear in the world somewhere? Or even a few maybe?
@PKMNB0Y
But... But... Speeches... How will I tell people that if they can't believe in themselves, they should believe in me because I believe in them?

But yeah, nah, jokes aside I do get it. Simon is basically a god by the end of the series, so I guess he'd be a bit too overpowered for this kind of thing. We can have mechs though, right? It's just Gurren Lagann with it's questionable power levels that's locked out?

Edit: Oh goddamn it. Robin was gonna be my back up choice.
Well, this looks pretty fun, so I'm gonna try to join. Kinda sucks about the joke character thing though, because I'm pretty sure my original plan of making an isekai character who thinks he's actually been transported back to his original home world instead of actually being in the real one would probably fall into that category.

Maybe I'll just make Simon from gurren lagann instead...
@CaptainSully

Joseph wasn't sure why he stumbled towards Club Aether that day. Maybe it was the fact that he'd heard something about everything being half price, and hoped against hopes that the place sold food. Probably that, actually, he'd been living off fish he'd managed to catch for the last two months, and it was beginning to get a little old.

It also had the only somewhat pleasant side effect of attracting the local... 'wildlife'...

As if it had heard his thoughts and taken it as a cue, the tabby kitten that had been following him around ever since he started fishing for survival decided this would be the perfect time to dig it's claws into his legs and climb up to his shoulder, hence why what would have been an at least somewhat dignified entrance ended with him nearly tripping in the door frame.

"Why..." He said with a wince of pain, turning to glare at the tiny cat. In response, the manipulative little bastard licked his cheek, and even though he knew it was just trying to get any leftover fish taste from a week ago, he couldn't bring himself to stay angry.

Instead, he settled with sighing and making his way to the bar, pulling seventy dollars worth of five and ten dollar notes.

"Hey man..." He said, his voice weary. "I know you probably don't serve food here, but do you have any... I don't know, snacks or anything? As seems to be the trend lately, I'm pretty sure I'm kinda starving to death at the mome-..."

At that very moment, a particularly loud growl of his stomach signaled the coming disaster, and he wound up sliding down the side of the bar and collapsing. Thankfully, the kitten managed to jump onto the bar as soon as he felt Joseph begin to tilt in place, before jumping down onto the floor to continue licking fish flavour from his cheeks.

"It's ok." Joseph called tiredly from the ground, although it was slightly muffled due to him having landed almost fully face down. "I'm not dead, just close. I don't need an ambulance, just food."

His eyes flicked to the kitten.

"Hey Jiji," he grumbled. "you do realise that if I'm hungry enough to collapse, I probably don't have anything for you, right?"
@PrinceAlexus
You know, I think it's about time Joseph stepped into the sunlight again... Got any good scenes for him to enter and steal the show?
@bobert778
Wait, you're saying Sage, Veronica and Tirnea aren't bestest best friends? Because I'm pretty sure that's objectively false.
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