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You wanna pay for it?
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Please I have other layers of the barrel to scrape long before I get to you.
Besides, it's solved. Morden chose me. Victory is mine.
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That would take a lot more work than you think.
I just recorded myself the first few paragraphs of my opening Fantastic Four post. It took quite a while. Nothing will teach you that your posts are too long-winded like being made to read something you've written out loud.
Here's a better question...
Why in the hell was Lana Lang ever a villain called The Insect Queen? And what series of drugs led to that decision?
Because I want some of that shit.
Insect Fetish...
(Which is why if there's ever an Amalgam game made, I'm gonna shoot for Batman/Daredevil. Because goddammit, I will never let the idea of a Batman who has actual echolocation go.)