I've been playing this game called Defense Grid for the sole purpose that the narrator calls me 'commander' and it makes me feel powerful.
Try the feeling of actually being in the military and commanding other humans.
It is the bomb, but I go on vacation in a week--a cruise. And we're going on it with the intent of getting wildly drunk, eating too much, and having so much sex I break. Hence the 300 at VS and few "other" stores.