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4 mos ago
Current It's Good Friday everyone, or as the Romans on Golgotha say, "It's hammer time!"
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4 mos ago
I just love having a job where the general population treats me like a used napkin.
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4 mos ago
"Hey. You. You're finally awake. You were trying to cross the border, right?"
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4 mos ago
As a holy paladin, I can't say for certain PrinceAlexus is going to be smighted, but don't be surprised if you find him with a mace in his face.
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You're still here? Was I really that good? O__o
Granted, but now you are forced to write speeches for President Donald Trump, eventually gaining him enough popularity to become supreme chancellor of the United Aryan Nation of America and invoke a second holocaust on all blacks, Muslims, and Mexicans. Happy speech writing.

I wish I wish I was a fish!
@sassy1085

"Rin." Tohru repeated the name with a soft smile. A cute name no less. Afterwards, she too went on her way to the school's stable. She dressed in her riding clothes and brought Shear-Breeze from his stock, saddling the majestic beast and mounting him. The white horse neighed happily now that his owner had returned, Tohru leaning over her saddle to pet him behind the ears. "Did you miss me boy?" She chuckled, her horse giving a snort in reply. "C'mon. Let's go."~ And with a gentle nudge of her heel into his side, Shear-Breeze trotted out onto the field, just as the other girls of the Equestrian Club rode forth on their horses. Strangely...among them...was Asuka, riding a shimmering black stallion. ~"Ah, so we meet again, fair Prince."~ Rather haughty and insulting she giggled riding beside Tohru, none too happy to see the red haired girl again. I thought she had no time for clubs? Ugh! What is she doing here?
In ... 10 yrs ago Forum: Spam Forum
Solution: May I consider you stop playing Spec Ops: The Line.

Problem: There's too much yaoi in the 1x1s! Yuri needs love too!
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"Wait." Tohru called to her before she left. "I didn't quite catch your name earlier."
Because why not enjoy music by fake Russian schoolgirl lesbians?

Okay okay, I'll get out. Just lemme find my pants first.
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Tohru sighed rubbing her forehead, "I assure you, I'm not here to be some sort of celebrity." Already she could hear the girls gushing over her. Even one of them, a timid girl at that, dared to scurry over to her with a gift, a bouquet of roses.

"T-t-Tohru-senpai! P-p-please accept this!" Her hands couldn't stop shaking as gingerly she handed over the lovely red flowers to Tohru, reluctant herself to accept them and only giving a forced, yet cheerful smile, "Oh umm...th-thank you, Tsukiko-kohai. They're very beautiful." And sure enough, possibly from the overwhelming joy...Tsukiko had fainted. Ugh...this is getting out of hand...
@sassy1085

"Hanazono Asuka." She spoke the name as if it left a bitter taste in her mouth. She scowled slightly shaking her head. "She's had a long standing hatred of me since our days at Sabre. Aside from that," Tohru turned to face the girl. "I'm quite sure you called me a Ladies Girl. While flattering, in no way am I some sort of...courtesan. I'm not a big fan of the attention either."
Roses are blue
Violets are green
I have to go to the bathroom
*noms on paper*
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