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4 mos ago
Current It's Good Friday everyone, or as the Romans on Golgotha say, "It's hammer time!"
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4 mos ago
I just love having a job where the general population treats me like a used napkin.
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4 mos ago
"Hey. You. You're finally awake. You were trying to cross the border, right?"
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4 mos ago
As a holy paladin, I can't say for certain PrinceAlexus is going to be smighted, but don't be surprised if you find him with a mace in his face.
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In Fairy Tail 10 yrs ago Forum: Free Roleplay
@KatherinWinter

Jocelyn's thinking of taking Griffin along with her to deal with a few ghosts. :3
Granted but unfortunately as you were traveling through the wormhole into the Fairy Tail universe, something fucked up and you were sent off course instead into the Magica Madoka universe with no way back.

Have fun I guess?

I wish people would realize that fast food is fucking horrible for the human body and would instead cook at home.
@ReonenMiruel

*subconciously crosses legs*

Dude....the fuck? <.<
Huh.... forgot that was a thing.
@Demonic Angel

Oh... so that's who decided to fling their phone at her face.

Evelyn wasn't surprised to see Axel standing before her, fists clenched with knuckles white and itching for a fight. And so was Evelyn ready to throw down, even in front of the whole school. She couldn't wait any longer to dig her nails into the flesh of that poser pirate and rip her face off...

....until she saw in that very face...a near mirror reflection...

W...what?

Evelyn hesitated, eyes once filled to the brim with vehement fury...now dimming into shades of bewilderment and...sympathy.

As much as she desired to see Axel swimming in her own blood, she would just be heaping on more pain for the girl to deal with....something her own father would do.

"Hey! Patchy the PMSing Pirate, next time you wanna throw your phone at something, throw it at a wall!" She followed suit after such a snarling return, the cheap smartphone smashing against brick and mortar.

Like Evelyn was gonna kick someone who was already down...
Why Does it Hurt when I Pee? (Frank Zappa)
Pussy Liquor (Rob Zombie)
Cuntry Boner (Puscifer)
The Devil put Dinosaurs Here (Alice in Chains)
Your Kid Committed Suicide Because you Suck (Anal Cunt)
I've Been Flushed from the Bathroom of Your Heart (Johnny Cash)

and le piece de resistance!

Several Species of Small Furry Animals Gathered Together in a Cave and Grooving with a Pict (Pink Floyd)
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One's a toad and the other looks like he has the most painful case of constipation ever.
@Demonic Angel@KindledBeast

His answer....wasn't really what Ev was expecting. More or less it felt as if Roman was saying that yes, the children of villains were just as evil as their parents. She sighed a tad disheartened, shuffling her feet about on the concrete pathway. "Yeah...I guess you're right..." Her answer somewhat relevant to her disappointment. It made no sense, these concepts of good and evil. What was to say the child of a benevolent prince wouldn't be swayed into becoming a corrupted tyrant, or the daughter of an evil queen could grow up to enrich the lives of those around her in love, peace, and all that other shit. Good and Evil, the words alone Evelyn hated. What even constituted as either.

In her melancholic state, she had not noticed that an object was flying at her at full speed. Nor did she hear the anguished cry that followed the phone.....that was soon smack dab in the middle of her face. "AGH!" The sound exhumed from her lungs was one of both surprise, pain, and definite kindled rage, more or less a painful yelp followed by a guttural, beastly growl. Her eyes, the gleamed ferociously, about as red as the blood that was pouring from her nose throbbing and sore. Fuck it hurt, but not as much as the horror she was about to inflict. She reached down and picked up the phone, squeezing it tight in a deathgrip, as though her hand was coiled already around her assailant's neck. "Fucking cereal?! Hey! Who threw their phone at me! Whoever it is, you better get on your knees and start praying, cause I'm gonna drag you through Hell and back!"
Yeah umm.... I'm a fan of the other yuri... ;<<
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