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3 days ago
Current ...Ok. But why does he keep it in a salt mine?
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28 days ago
I just came out from watching The Last Act at my local cinema. It was something. It was really something.
1 mo ago
BUILDING KICK! EXPLOSIOOOOOOOOON!
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4 mos ago
27 years old today. Only three years of my 20s left. Where did all that time go?
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4 mos ago
So apparently, if you use a tooth with a filling in it to chew toffee, the toffee can become sicky enough to pull the filling out.
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@Guardian Angel Haruki @VeyrinDay

Just so you two know, you're allowed to increase one of your stats and one of your factions by one.
I'll probably be doing the same. I had a lot of fun playing as January.
Oh come now sit have a completely normal cup of tea little goblin it definitely isn't going to put you to sleep no no, these canopic jars? Phshaw they are just for decoration, not for organ harvesting.


*Looms nearby with morningstar in hand.*
Zavakri: Don't fuck with me. I have the power of math AND anime on my side!
Jub: Wait you-
Zavakri: AAAAAAAAAAARGGGHHHH!!! *uppercuts him*


Brutrumukk: *Dropkicks Zavakri*
Plus, I can just imagine Jub learning new spells would just... insist on using them. Constantly. Even when he doesn't need to.

Like "Look at what I can do!" while the rest of the party "Please... you've already shown us this five times. Stop."


......

Spoilers, my dude.


Ah yes. Spoilers. The bane of all pre-made D&D adventures.


Say what now?
Well this explains him constantly mentioning beating the information out of them.


Brutrumukk would have suggested that anyway. In a bugbear's eyes, violence is a great solution to many of life's problems.
The Misters haven’t even done anything to Brutrumukk!


They messed with his shoulder goblin.
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