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Brutrumukk would gladly give you advantage with the help action.
Brutrumukk


"No! Fuck that! I ain't stayin' like this!" Brutrumukk exclaimed when Tsak declared his transformation permanent. "The monkey. If givin' 'im a button means 'e 'elps ya, then maybe 'e'll turn me back into a bugbear if I give 'im another button." Brutrumukk nodded to himself then, his destination set. "I need a button. An' a way back to the Witchlight Carnival." Brutrumukk declared. "...Does anyone 'ave either o' those things?"
Work has begun on a new DM post. Expect its completion before the week is out.
Can I roll something for Tsak to understand more what happened, reach out to her patron? (Playing BG3 has shown me how much we underlay the bond between a Warlock and patron)


Tsak's a warlock?
Brutrumukk


"Alright, I think everyone needs to take a moment and calm the fuck down," Jub called out to the group while placing a hand on Brutrumukk's shoulder.

"That's easy fer you to say!" The bugbear gnome exclaimed as he pulled his gaze away from his reflection and turned it towards Jub. "I've been turned into a fuckin' gnome!"

"Brut, It's not that bad." Jub began before pausing as he rightly realized that was the wrong thing to say.

"Not that bad? Not that bad?" Brutrumukk said. "I'm so fuckin' small! An' I feel so weak! An' I can't remember 'ow to sneak! Me swingin' arm won't swing as 'ard as it should! 'Ow the fuck do you think that this could be good?"

"There are far worse things you could have come back as... like a toad. Or a mushroom. Or a ant. Or a..." Jub said, pausing a moment to shake his head before continuing. "Just take my word for it: this is not the worst outcome by far."

"That don't mean I gotta like it!" Brutrumukk shot back. "An' I don't like it! I fuckin' 'ate it! This is awful! I'd do anything to be a bugbear again!" As those last words left his mouth, a look of realization crossed Brutrumukk's face. Slowly, he turned his head to look back across the lake. Back towards Bavlorna's cottage. "I'd do anything to be a bugbear again." Brutrumukk said with a determined tone of voice before looking over at "The 'ag. She wanted things done for 'er before she'd make a deal. What were they?".
*boop*


I don't have anything left to add to this scene. Skobeloff's retreated into himself for the time being over the impact that the ritual he suggested had on Fogdance.
Brutrumukk gets to keep Goblin as one of his language proficiencies, along with gaining Gnomish as a language proficiency.


Would that 16 also allow him to keep his proficiency in stealth?
People would probably call him a clown because of the way he acts. However, he is not one.


He may not start as clown. You may not even intend for him to be clown. But he will become clown. Make no mistake.

This is a clown game. Clown is inevitable. Honk honk. >: 3
Also, if the other two don't join up. I may make an old man, who knows things and drinks.


Way of the Drunken Master clown monk?
Count me in.
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