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People are gonna do the same shit regardless, they might just be more subtle about it. I think some iteration of “be the change you wanna see” is more reasonable than asking mods to ban smut requests
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Pretending furries aren’t by and large coomers is naive at best and disingenuous at worst, at least own up to the creeps in your hobby
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Y’all block people? I just flame them back
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So called “I’m over my ex” people when the Taylor Swift song comes on in the nondescript retail establishment:
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Max stared wordlessly as Eris... shrunk, hoping that his mask covered up whatever flashes of confusion and surprise were appearing on his face. That was certainly something he hadn't expected to see. The simple absurdity of it was enough to get Max to hold his tongue, at least. He was still hesitant about getting the guard involved, but bat-Eris was already fluttering away before he was cognisant enough to protest.

The mage tucked the thread he'd been given into his jacket pocket and turned to Salem. A picture definitely helped, Max wasn't confident he could replicate the rune perfectly from memory. He wasn't sure how precise they needed to be in order to be identified, but erring on the side of caution was always a smart decision.

"The girl was holding it, I think it's a piece of the murderer's outfit. At least, it doesn't match hers. Could be a weird focus or something too, but..." He finished with a shrug. Speculation was all they could do at this point. That, and get rid of this crowd. The prying eyes were really starting to bug him. Yelling at them might make the more timid ones scatter, but anyone with half a spine would just grow more suspicious. He needed to get rid of the allure of the unknown, hopefully that would cause people to lose interest. But what was he supposed to replace it with? If everyone heard they were out here drinking, they'd just attract people looking for a drink. If they started fighting, people would want to watch - or worse, break it up. He needed something people were fully aware of but didn't want to see.

Motherfucker.

"I hope you're drunk already, Flower Boy, I got a plan to get them to piss off," Max grumbled as he advanced on Salem. Max himself wasn't nearly drunk enough for this, but it was a preferrable alternative to having to explain to whatever rubbernecking idiot finally worked up the courage to investigate behind the ballroom. Maybe. Probably not, actually, but he was rolling with it.

He made a grasp for Salem's collar and leaned his face in uncomfortably close, halting just short of their noses touching. The metal mage ran his tongue over his own lips, locking eyes with his would-be companion. Max put in the utmost care that his body language said romance, but his dead gaze still said nothing but disdain. Hopefully it'd make Flower Boy take the hint.

"If they think we're being gross back here, they'll get bored and leave," He whispered, "Pucker up, darling." What the fuck was he doing?


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Max pressed a hand to his forehead in exasperation as the other two tended to the body. He didn't trust the guard as far as he could spit, and apparently the murderer thought them incompetent too given how brazenly messy they left the crime scene. He assumed campus lockdown would be the norm here - this was still a school - but if that was what the murderer was counting on, he'd just be playing into some leech's bloodstained hands. Not that he could voice this to the guards themselves; Max likely wouldn't be taken seriously if he tried to advise them to keep their response discrete. Eris would have a slightly better chance, but his investigative skills were surprisingly keen and sending him off on a mere errand would be counterproductive here.

"You're thinking too linearly," Max protested, any earlier trace of feigned civility abandoned in favor of his usual crabbiness, "If the killer didn't bother to hide the body, what makes you think they didn't fully intend for the guard to come knocking? Nobody's that suicidal, they have to have some kind of leverage." Paranoid? Maybe, but he didn't trust this setup. Not that he was particularly keen on hunting down the perpetrator on his own either, but he felt it was more reliable than a few random pawns. Fine, he really didn't have a better plan at all, but he'd be damned if he wasn't going to shit on everything else that Eris and Salem proposed until he heard something he liked.

"Maybe they're paid off or somet- wait," The mage paused his musing as he noticed the faint light beneath Salem's sleeves, snapping his gaze back to the body as he poked through the freshly-lengthened grass with his foot, "Her hand stopped glowing. There was some kind of sigil on the back of her hand when I was here." Did her spell wear off? He still had no idea what that was, but it was on the hand that had the fabric in it. Were they related? Eris seemed to think the threads came from the perpetrator's attire, which was a reasonable assumption. Was the spell meant to draw attention to that? Or was that the remnants of the spell that ripped off the cloth in the first place? He really needed some expert on runecraft here right now. Maybe he would have to talk to the guard. How annoying.


@Hero@Trainerblue192


Max paused at Eris' touch, rolling his eyes. For an actor, his 'everything-is-fine' face was a bit delayed. Well, it's not like Max had given him much prior warning, to be fair. At least he was keen on keeping things quiet for now. Flower Boy was a different story. He'd been fairly docile so far, but Max couldn't guarantee he wouldn't start a scene and tell everyone and their mother to start panicking while the murderer slips off and takes advantage of the chaos.

"I was out back having more than my allotted two drinks." Something metal under his coat, a flask? His story checked out. Max assumed that was a gesture of trust on more levels than one, but even if it had slipped Salem's mind just what he could do, the mage was already worming his perpetual field of magic into the metal of the flask on the off-chance he'd need to test how much force it would take to crack Salem's ribcage.

"Eris is...right, however. Too many ears and eyes here, if we want to speak and settle we should take it outside out of others range."

"No arguments here," Max muttered with a shrug, letting Eris guide them along while he redid his belt. "I think you and I had the same idea of what constitutes a party. I assume you saw the new centerpiece of the room while you were there? Absolutely garish piece of furniture." That was the most roundabout way he could think of talking about the corpse without sounding overly suspicious or just saying it outright. Vampires had inane conversations about bad interior decorating all the time, right? It was just another thing to shit on your rivals for.

"Err, hang on. Sorry." Max swerved out of Eris' grasp as they neared the exit, making a quick show of looking over a nearby table of food before ultimately deciding not to take a snack for the road. He palmed a fork as he departed the table, using his magic to slide it smoothly up his sleeve as he returned to the duo and continued walking outside as if nothing had happened. "Not what I wanted, oh well."


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"...Why aren't you wearing your belt?"

Max jolted in place as the hand touched his shoulder, residual adrenaline in his system goading him into swirling around to face his assailant and raising his trusty Belt of Death at his side like a loaded crossbow. Oh, just Eris. Not a murderer. Well, not the murderer; he didn't want to assume the best in any leech's case.

"Son of a bitch," Max exhaled in lieu of an actual answer as he deflated. He was way too wound up, that wasn't good - it'd draw attention, and he wasn't keen on making a scene yet. After taking a moment to regain his composure, the mage leaned in casually. "First weapon I could think of," He whispered conspiratorially, confident that the action wouldn't be out of place at a vampire party of all places, "There's a fucking corpse behind the ballroom. Somebody made a mess of their midnight snack and didn't even bother cleaning up the body."

"Wait...Max? Eris? What're you, no, what were you doing?"

The buckle of Max's belt rattled at the intrusion, his magic still on high alert even if he wasn't consciously paranoid while mixed into the crowd. Just what he needed, another annoyance to pester him. And not even a well-connected annoyance like the Retriever who might've been useful here. Flower Boy's verbiage was an issue too. How much had he seen? That was a pretty pointed question for someone just running into people he recognized at a party. Max didn't see him as much of a threat physically - the murderer was obviously a vampire, and he doubted Salem had the balls for that kind of thing anyway - but he was still connected to that Astorio, and Max could totally picture him ripping some girl's throat out for sport.

"Trying to get out of playing high society, what else?" Max responded with feigned nonchalance, walking closer to Salem with an equally-fake grin. He lowered his volume as he followed up, "The real question here is what you were doing. Bit suspicious to be slinking around like that, hmm?"

Might as well drop the pretenses, he didn't have the patience for word games and double-speak right now. If Salem really was clueless, Max could just admit to have been hunting for liquor and walk away. And if not, well, he still had his belt.


@Hero@Trainerblue192


Max let out a deep exhale when he made it outside, taking a casual stroll away from the door under the guise of getting some air. His mouth upturned into a little grin upon noticing the collection of less-than-reputably acting individuals, though the rare expresson quickly faltered as he noticed the money being exchanged. He wasn't so desperate for a buzz that he was going to spend what little money he had on sketchy booze outside a party, and he definitely wasn't going to ask Eris for alcohol money.

Max kept up his act, flanking the building at a leisurely pace with his hands tucked casually in his pockets. Best case scenario, he'd survey the area and find the most spineless-looking guy to try and weasel some free liquor off of. As he neared the back of the building, the smell of alcohol grew more distinct. Perfect. What greeted him as he rounded the corner was less than what he'd hoped for. It was dark, but it looked like some bum got shitfaced, puked all over the wall, and collapsed. How disgusting. It did, however, mean that she was liable to know where to get a decent drink.

"Ay," Max called as he paced over innocently, "You got any booze lef-" Upon approaching the scene, the reality of the situation was a lot clearer. There was a sharp metallic tang undercutting the earlier stench, and the splatter on the wall didn't look like vomit. The body wasn't just passed out, it was outright dead, and not from alcohol poisoning. In the low lighting, the pale desiccation of the flesh wasn't immediately evident, but the messy incision that used to be a functional jugular was all the tipping off Max needed.

The initial shock wasn't too harrowing; Max had seen victims of overfeeding left out to rot before, so there was a healthy (or unhealthy, depending on one's viewpoint) level of desensitization along with his usual hardened apathy forming a pretty solid barrier between himself and outright panic. Ironically, the mage's first thought was that exsanguinated corpses looked a lot less morbid in the moonlight - he'd only ever witnessed them the morning after between the fingers of his father's lazy attempt at covering his eyes. What really surprised him was the venue; someone dared to try this right under the princess' nose. They obviously hadn't tried to cover their tracks either. Was this leech suicidal or just too influential to answer to the law? And the body's hand was glowing. Some kind of defensive magic that never saw use? A calling card in some sick vampiric murder game? Or was it just one of those wine runes from the party? He didn't dare investigate further, lest he end up triggering some spell meant for the murderer. It felt like a weird dream, honestly.

When the gravity of the situation finally sunk in, Max frantically started unbuckling his belt. From an outsider perspective, it probably looked very, very wrong, but the movement was deliberate. The perpetrator probably wasn't still around, given that he'd announced his presence rather blatantly at first and hadn't been slaughtered yet, but he still wasn't taking any chances. Max slunk back the way he came, holding up the belt as the buckle rung with concentrated magic, waiting to punch a hole in the next moving object that crossed the mage's vision. His other hand fished out his phone, typing out a slew of texts to Eris with shaky fingers and a large amount of reluctance to take his eyes off his surroundings to look at what he was actually typing.

> You better come back to the ballroom
> There's a sursyion
> Situation
> It's ducked
> Fucked hurry up


Not his ideal knight in shining armor but who else was he going to tell? Who else could he tell? Max still had no idea who was trustworthy and who wasn't - not that he considered Eris trustworthy, but he assumed the leech had an inclination to protect his property - and short of walking up to Ryner and getting shooed away by her retinue before he could talk, he didn't trust any lower authorities to deal with this. The murder was so brazen that Max wasn't above believing that every single guard nearby had been bought and paid for already.

Max made his way back toward the door, dipping his head sullenly and letting the mask do the rest of the work covering up the remains of any unease he may have been showing. He kept the belt in-hand, letting it inertly dangle at his side instead of vibrating in preparation to be launched at someone. There was safety in a crowd, at least.


@Hero
Collab with: Jerry? Jordan? Joryldin @Jade Blades & Eric Eris@Hero


The last thing Joryldin expected to break the monotony of scanning the dancefloor was a familiar voice, and especially not said voice directed at him. The Embraced lifted his chin up off of his wrist and blinked rapidly. His head swiveled to meet Eris’ greeting, and a mix of relief and terror all washed up into one package rolled over him.

“Oh, hey Eris. I’m doing fine, mostly just relaxing here on the fringes.” It was impossible not to notice just how fake Eris’ surprise was, but the fledgling rolled with it. If his body wasn’t dead, a nervous bead of sweat would have rolled off his forehead as social activity with the eccentric actor was forced upon him. “Sorry about being a no-show to the last two studdy sessions. I’ve been kinda swamped with other classes. Is what I send you guys helpful? I stay up real early working on those revisions.”

Eris beamed at the Embraced vampire, enjoying his reaction. Alright, maybe his greeting had been a touch too much, but he really was surprised to see Joryldin just hanging around. Or rather, surprised to see him dressed like that. He made a mental note to dial it back some, crossing one leg over the other as he placed his chin in his hand. Considering he was genuinely interested in him, he supposed he could be casual. His version of casual, anyway.

"You and old what's-his-face being gone has made our study sessions quiet, but your work did make up for it," Not that it was sorely needed; having Landar's descendant alone would've been enough to carry the group. Still, the effort was appreciated. "Maybe next time I'll get lucky and it'll just be you and me. Aside from my dashing good looks, there is indeed a knowledgeable mind to match." He informed him cheerfully.

Joryldin recalled well that Eris was the walking definition of “Horny on Main”, so that little flirt wasn’t exactly a surprise. Still, he instinctively tugged up his boa to cover his shoulders. The lights, sounds, and movement of the party had Joryldin drained, but on the upside, an actually normal conversation with someone who he at least knew the name of was something that the Embraced was needing more than he was willing to admit.

“Yeah, right.” He decided to test the water with a bit of a jab. “You sure you don’t just dump all your homework on your partner, there?” He lightly pointed his thumb in Max’s direction, and managed a small smile. At the same time though, it was a test. He waited with cold calculating eyes to see what Eris’ reaction would be to Joryldin’s intentional word choice, how he considers the human whose choice in life was taken away so that the actor could live.

Eris was a little surprised at the question, sitting up slightly with a small frown on his face. "What do you mean?" He asked. "You mean with technology? Believe it or not, I'm pretty modern compared to the rest of my generation, I can use new computers and smartphones pretty easily." He seemed proud of that fact, though he neglected to add that he highly doubted Maxwell would be willing to type out his homework for him.

Staring for a moment, Joryldin wasn’t sure whether Eris was dodging the question, or simply just as much of a ditz as he appeared to be. He shrugged it off as a failed attempt. “Well that’s a relief. Too many of my family’s friends are practically illiterate when it comes to anything besides latin. I was starting to think nobody except humans could even get their heads around a typewriter.”

He leaned back in his seat, once again unintentionally taking a sultry pose. ”So, I imagine you hang out at these kind of parties all the time. What’re we supposed to ‘do’? Everybody seems to either be dancing, or just mulling about.” Regardless of his intention to remain the wallflower, Joryldin was bored out of his mind.

Max sent a pointed glare down at the duo as the conversation drifted in his direction, though he kept his stance casual. At least Eris had the sense to deflect the question away from him, because the vampire certainly wouldn’t want Max to answer that. That, or Eris was genuinely too enthralled with himself to see past his own nose and actually misinterpreted what he’d been asked. Was technological literacy a point of pride in dusty animated corpses?

The other vampire - seriously, why couldn’t he remember his name? Gerald? Whatever - Jerry’s second question actually got Max to turn his head fully in their direction. Come to think of it, he was pretty curious as to what the hell vampires did at these events. Sure, see and be seen, that was a given, but surely flaunting themselves grew tiresome after the first hour or so. Did they just scheme with each other or was it all gossip and thinly-veiled insults to whatever political rivals are present? Max couldn’t imagine leeches actually doing anything fun for the sake of it, in any case.

Joryldin was full of surprises. Granted, he was recently turned, but he would've thought he would know a little something about socializing by now. Then again, Widow Nailo was more reclusive than most since the loss of her husband, so he shouldn't have found it as such a shock. Eris leaned back in his seat fully, uncrossing his legs as he seriously contemplated the right way to respond without confusing the younger vampire. He really wanted to get closer to the Nailo, so he supposed he would have to genuinely give a little in order to establish a proper relationship.

"Honestly? These parties are pointless," He started with the very blunt truth of it, his hand gesturing to the entire venue. "My mother used to drag me to hers and show me off to her 'friends' and competitors. An eternal life leaves much to be desired in terms of having fun." He rolled his eyes before he sat forward some, wanting to let Joryldin in on the secret. "I know you want to ask why bother, so I'll get to the response: you have to set your own goal when it comes to these gatherings."

He leaned back again, motioning to the vampires above. "Socializing among your peers and establishing relationships is one way to go about it. You get to a party and chat up the closest gal, turns out her father operates a well known oil refinery. Chat it up, exchange information, she introduces you to her friends, blah blah blah," He rambled on for a moment before moving on. "Another way is showing off what you have and humble bragging--or outright bragging if you think no one else can top what you have--while letting your mages display their talents. That said, usually those types of parties are prime for mating and arranging the mortals. Or showing off a really neat trick you think others would like to see."

Eris let his eyes roam among the crowd, watching the dancers. "And for the ones who want to let go and have a nice time...you dance until your feet can't anymore," He shrugged, a forlorn expression on his face until he looked at Joryldin again. "So just like I said: pointless. Make the best of it and see if you can get something out of it or at least go home with something cute hanging off your arm."

He realized he ended it on a dour note, deciding to add, "At least talking to friends is always fun, am I right?" He asked him.

The new-blood was mostly being told things he already knew, and things that disgusted him. Joryldin had no interest in political carousing or trying to get laid, and his nose scrunched up in disgust at the idea of breeding mages like cattle. When the sound of the statement crossed his ears, he couldn’t help but mumble, “What my partner does with their free time is none of my damn business.”

He shook the thought out of his mind, and looked back to Eris. ”Yeah, a bit of chatter isn’t half bad. Not gonna lie, I’ve been giving myself cabin fever these past two weeks.”

Max leaned in toward Eris, draping himself over the back of the vampire’s chair languidly. ”So, Eric, which of those is your MO?” Max started in a tone that was far too expressive to be anything but dripping with sarcasm, ”Am I to be raffled off to the highest bidder for marriage here, or do you just want people to see that trick I can do with the spoons?” No such trick existed, of course, but Max pretended he had some parlor trick up his sleeve that Eris was in on. Eris said to make the best of it and have fun, right? Well Max was gonna see if he could make his partner squirm in public for a change instead of the other way around.

Eris opened his mouth to respond to Joryldin's question though he quickly closed it as Maxwell interjected. He almost forgot he was there, if only because he expected the kid to get bored of him two paragraphs ago and take his leave without a word. He clicked his tongue as he contemplated what to do and how to present himself; the turned was still attached to the mortal freedoms his own mage had, apparently.

"You know, that's the second time you've asked me about marriage. I'm going to have to find you someone sooner than later," Eris mused almost jokingly, turning slightly in his seat. "If you think your trick is ready, I don't think Joryldin would mind seeing it." He turned it around, batting his eyelashes at his mage. Go figure, he expected a little back and forth from a vampire but didn't think his mage would be the one to remind him that he needed to be on his toes and aware.

Max popped back up to his earlier upright stance, taking a long sip from his not-champagne as he considered his options. He was fully expecting Eris to call his bluff there, but that raised the question of what to actually do. Ah, of course, be annoying.

”Well when you get me all dressed up like this, I assume the intent is to show me off. Oh well,” he mused in a feigned tone of disappointment as he pushed off the chair. The mage walked over to a nearby table, finishing his drink in a quick gulp before trading the cup for an ornate spoon. Max approached Eris’ chair from the front, holding the spoon upright before the vampire’s face. The fingers of his free hand flexed outward a bit at his side as the spoon started to vibrate in place. Max let it tremble for dramatic effect for a bit before releasing his hold on the spoon, causing it to fly forward and smack Eris on the nose hard enough to cause irritation. Rather than fall, the utensil simply stayed adhered to the vampire’s face and mask for the time being.

”Ta-da, magnetism. Now you’re an elephant instead of a bull.”

It was at that moment that Joryldin remembered who Max was.

Eris didn't know whether to laugh or yell, keeping his eyes closed as his lips curled into a smile. Go figure, his choice in having a more open mask backfired spectacularly, his nose aching as he slowly pulled the spoon off and placed it gently on the table. When he opened his eyes, they were a touch darker than his usual shade, though he put on a more decent show with his grin.

"We'll have to work on that," Eris said simply, turning towards Joryldin and fighting the urge to rub his sore nose.

The Embraced stifled a laugh. ”Yeah, definitely put some polish on it.” He shifted in his seat again, and glanced around the room. “I’m not much of a fan of political maneuvering, and I’m certainly not a dancer… You guys wanna change back into some normal clothes and go play some video games? Probably beats sitting around here.”

Max’s mouth quirked up in the beginnings of a smirk as he moved away from Eris’ face and back into his prior position. He may not be a fan of the games leeches like to play at these events, but winning a backhanded exchange like that did brighten up his day a bit. He might get chided for it later, but it would hopefully show Eris he wasn’t totally helpless in their little public word games.

”My bad, my control’s still not quite at the level I want it to be yet.” It wasn’t technically a lie, but the tone he was using was still faker than Eris’ tan when he was acting in that Starag movie. As… Joey? - chimed in, Max let out a muffled snort. He wasn’t even pretending to belong here, was he? The mage kinda admired the boldness of that, but it seemed a bit foolish with all the schemers floating about. Once some noble caught wind of that, he’d be drowning in political machinations faster than he could claim it was a joke.

”Sorry, I’ll pass,” Max offered with a dismissive wave of his hand, ”I’m gonna get some air, my phone’s on if you need me Eric.” If he remembered anything from high school, it’s that there’s always some sleazy guy hiding out behind the party venue hoarding the real liquor. Max had already gotten a glimpse of the way the Noila dogs were gatekeeping access to the wine, and he doubted that would do anything to get him through the night anyway.

The mage getting himself out of the way almost made up for his little stunt. Almost. Eris frowned slightly at Max, feeling like he probably should try to keep him around, but instead he nodded at the mage. "Alright, then," It was probably an uncharacteristically short response, but he then looked at Joryldin, patting his knee. "Just you and me, then. But you're going to have to explain how those things work--computers are easy, but those controllers…" He pretended to move the joysticks with his thumbs, shaking his head..

”Not one for games?” Joryldin rose to his feet and adjusted his ensemble. ”No problem, I can teach you! It’ll be like a break from putting on more masks than the ones we’ve got on our faces.” The fledgling waved for Eris to follow, and started walking.


This was asinine. Granted, the night had played out exactly like Max had expected it would so far; there was no way Eris would miss making a public appearance at a ball of this caliber, and Max knew he'd be expected to attend the vampire while he was putting on his little show for the masses, but that didn't mean he had to like it. At least the outfit he'd been wrangled into was fairly tame, at least compared to some of the other garish costuming sins he witnessed the other passing attendees committing.

The suit was fairly tame, in a dark enough color that he wouldn't be drawing too many eyes but bright enough he wouldn't look totally out of place. Max didn't think red was really his color, but Eris apparently wanted them to match. The mask was a bit of a different story. Not that there was anything wrong with the general appearance; the black and white color contrast gave it a nice balance, and the gilded trim added a regal flair to an otherwise simplistic outfit. His grievance lied in the cat-earred design. While Eris might've been innocently going for an animal theme, Max doubted the comparison between his standoffish attitude and an antisocial feline was lost on the vampire. He could just picture the leech snickering to himself while he was ordering the mask.

Still, he had to give Eris credit; he did know his way around high fashion. Hell, Max had barely recognized himself the first time he walked past a mirror. His hair was styled back nicely with whatever products Eris had pulled out of his cosmetics collection and he'd been spritzed down with some trendy fragrance against his will. Coupled with the mask, he was fairly confident no one would be identifying the dashing stranger tailing Eris Samael all night as a cleaned-up Maxwell Alderman at first glance.

And tail he did; Max dutifully fell in step with Eris as he chatted along on the phone about business or something equally dull en route to the dance hall. Max was grateful he hadn't been put on secretarial work for Eris yet, it sounded boring and exhausting, even if the other mages seemed to handle the bulk of it. Then again, Eris was probably smart enough to know Max handling his important affairs would be asking for things to turn out badly, whether the mage intentionally sabotaged him or simply mouthed off to the wrong business partner.

When they actually arrived on the scene, Max took care to present himself in a more dignified manner than his usual apathetic slouch. In all their two-faced methods and subversive games, the nobles had a point - tonight wasn't a party, it was a performance, and though the eyes would be on Eris, they might wander to him too. It was a chore, but in the public sphere, he needed to exude confident disinterest; it wasn't enough that he was unapproachable, he couldn't look like a pushover either or Eris' fans would eat him alive. Plus, if anyone ever accused him of being anxious again, he'd probably throw a chair at them.

Max quirked a brow behind his mask as Eris signalled for him to follow. Either he was about to meet one of Eris' doubtlessly weird associates, or they were about to play some political game. Possibly both. Probably both. The mage stuck close as they crept around the outskirts of the dance floor, snatching a champagne flute off a passing waiter's tray effortlessly. The taste that greeted him was decidedly not champagne, however. How pretentious, juice in a fancy cup. No going back now, he supposed, but depending on how this played out, he might need to find the actual liquor soon.

"Joryldin! Had I known you were coming, we could have arrived together!"

Ooh, Eris had found his target, apparently. This was critically-acclaimed acting? He'd seen Sinnenodel propaganda less fake than that gesture of "surprise" Eris had just pulled. At least he got to the point quick, wasting no time slithering into the seat beside his new friend. They clearly knew each other, but Eris' interest could've easily been in the slutty outfit and not so much the person wearing it. Max wordlessly took up a spot behind Eris' chair, leaning his elbow on the back enough to look casually dismissive while still maintaining the visage of an attending mage. He idly surveyed the ballroom, taking care not to glance in the direction of - what did Eris call him? Jordan? - and get sucked into the conversation against his will.


@Hero@Jade Blades


So close. Max was so close to dodging them. He really needed to work on his power walk. At least they seemed like they had legitimate business here and didn't just show up to bother him, given that Flower Boy was trying to get the clerk's attention too, but Max sincerely doubted they were already headed this way before he had brought it up on the phone. And of course, the Retriever was walking over like he wanted to talk.

“Don’t tell me that is the thing you were talking about on the phone. I thought all that dog talk was a weird figure of speech or something. Where on earth did you get that?”

"I know colloquialisms are probably a bit rare up in your ivory tower, but I'm not quite sure what possessed you to think 'I need to make sure the dog doesn't shit all over the house' could be anything other than literal," Max grumbled with a dramatic roll of his eyes, "It's Eric's new pet rat. Apparently it's a gift for... someone."

He turned away and approached the counter, not too keen on a lengthy conversation when he had other priorities. "Hi, I'm Maxwell Alderman. My vampire just got switched and he neglected to tell me where my new dorm was." He then quirked his head back toward Aaron, apparently fielding two conversations at once. It was efficient enough, especially since he really didn't care whether he came off as rude.

"By the way, I don't recall inviting you to stalk me. Or was this just a happy accident?" Max's tone didn't make it sound very happy; more like a tragic twelve-car-pile-up-on-the-highway accident. And the road was blocked. And he was stuck in the traffic jam behind it. And he was late for work.


@Hero@Trainerblue192@Obscene Symphony


Max watched Liam depart with his usual nonchalance. That'd be useful if he ever needed a conjurer, he guessed. Not that he had any idea what scenario he could find himself in where he'd need that kind of thing. Maybe if the dog went missing or something. Max looked down at the animal in question, tilting her a bit upward to look at him.

"I think I offended him," He offered flatly, seemingly oblivious to the fact that he was talking to a dog, "Now, where were we?"

The mage tucked Maxie back under his arm and prepared to continue on to the administrative building when he suddenly paused in place at the revelation that he had people watching him. Retriever. Not only did he decide to come stalk Max, he brought his whole harem with him. That was the last time he was going to ask Aaron anything. It was partially his own fault for humoring that blogger too, he'd already be inside if he hadn't stopped. It was like the universe was punishing him for being nice to people. Well, his version of nice, at least.

It was probably too late to pretend he hadn't seen them, but he could still delay the inevitable. Max promptly started walking toward the door without a second glance.


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