Strosivadan
Nallore
RiddlesAll work and no play makes ol Deady McPool an angry, antsy, angsty, annoyed, little mercenary! Poor bugger just couldn't catch a break! If it wasn't one of the X-pajamas, It was the Hulk. If it wasn't some pissed off deity it was some pissed off demon... If it wasn't some angry little interdimensional teenager then it was that firey little girl that liked to keep burning him!... Seriously, what's wrong with her? It can 'not' be healthy to keep using someone else as live burning stress relief... especially if that someone is very close to losing their patience finally and just killing her!
Ahhh, But none of that matters now! Why you might ask? Simple...
Ol Deadpool was laid out across his favorite dirty as a rabid dog couch, at his side was his bestest buddy in the whole multi-verse because he's just so adorable and huggable and sickeningly nice that he just can't bring himself to murder the little pink monster, he wasn't even sure if that would work... It was kindof a love-hate relationship really... Oh, right, the last most important detail! The Thing that could make all the annoying interference of the last few 'years' worth it, his favorite new most holy of foods in the whole multiverse!
The Fabled Chimi-Cherry Changa!
He never had gotten to eat one, and it had frustrated him for years that he could never have the time to get back to trying to eat the glorious fusion of the previous holiest food of Chimi-changas, and the cherry-changas that existed in an alternate dimension made of sugar and rainbows!
Naturally, this required his companion to cheer him on "CHOMP CHOMP CHOMP CHOMP CHOMP!" in that sickeningly sweet high pitched voice of his, coupled with suitably dramatic tension as he 'slowly' raised the cherry bloated wad of food to his lips!...
"OH COME ON!" only to see a bright orange sphere shooting towards him... he tried to hasten the dramatic progress, but it seemed he was trapped in a slow-motion horror moment now as the thing only sped up towards him... Then zipped over in an instant, slamming right into his face and sucking him up like a noodle, leaving the meal behind to fall to the floor.
Except Berry caught it with his mane somehow, though looking terribly sad as the orange ball dissapeared and left him behind "Awwwww...."... her perked up a bare instant later "Oh well, I'll just save it for later again!" He had just stuffed the snacked into his mane-space and gotten up to leave when a rip in space opened up nearby and Deadpool reached out of it, a similar orange ball in his hand, though it seemed to be just a rubber ball as he surely couldn't control the same force that stole him away.
"Nuh-uh! You're comin 'with' me this time! I need comic relief if I'm gonna put up with this again!" then he touched the ball to the ponies head and... he seemed to be sucked into his mane and into the ball in some strange cartoony fashion with a squeel of "Whhhheeeeeee!!!!" Before dead-pool himself was ripped back into the hole and-
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Deposited under one of the console's in a room full of people who were conveniently not looking in his direction! "OW!... Stupid Interdimensional travel monsters, Always gotta be Jerks!" He of course slowly extricated himself from the painfully inhuman position he'd been packed into, and stood up to get a bearing of his surroundings...
He counted himself lucky to go unnoticed for the moment, as it seems he had appeared here just intime for everyone else to be distracted, with a few leaving even, because this managed to be a new one for him... Different... foundations? of life were present, meaty humans, 'drawn' people... other stuff... And here he was, like a walking comic book, except 3-D of course. Not many things could get Deadpool to take a moment seriously, but inter-universal warping tended to hit him pretty hard... hence why he spent a whole 3 seconds actually figuring out what was going on instead of instantly popping off a snappy one liner.
This was all it took for his companion to catch up, the wierd floating holographic profile of him suddenly moving unnecesarily, the image on the profile coming to life and climbing right out of the hologram, bit of a tight squeeze it seemed as he popped right out and shot off to hit the wall and bounced off with an audible Squeaky toy noise, which he shook off with a sound like a rattle toy "Ooooh, squeezy holes." This one looked like she came straight out of a cartoon, if Three Dimensional as well.
Deadpool also noted that 'another' pony thing was just passing through the room, somehow oblivious of the creature that had ripped through one of the doors to say hello and was still peeking through... "Huh, I thought 'I' was the most oblivious when hunting for more Changa." This however prevented him from noticing when the pink demon had warpped his way into sitting on the merc's shoulders. "I dunno... I certainly don't know anypony who would miss 'that'... except me when I'm following the scent of a party that wasn't planned by 'me'!... Who keeps spell books on a space ship anyway? That's silly, even I don't hide random spell-books in other universes."
He snorted a little, and since nobody else did, wandered over to the strange thing that had ripped through one of the doors, pink monster still perched on his shoulders "Hi there! You look like fun, how's life?"
Ahhh, But none of that matters now! Why you might ask? Simple...
Ol Deadpool was laid out across his favorite dirty as a rabid dog couch, at his side was his bestest buddy in the whole multi-verse because he's just so adorable and huggable and sickeningly nice that he just can't bring himself to murder the little pink monster, he wasn't even sure if that would work... It was kindof a love-hate relationship really... Oh, right, the last most important detail! The Thing that could make all the annoying interference of the last few 'years' worth it, his favorite new most holy of foods in the whole multiverse!
The Fabled Chimi-Cherry Changa!
He never had gotten to eat one, and it had frustrated him for years that he could never have the time to get back to trying to eat the glorious fusion of the previous holiest food of Chimi-changas, and the cherry-changas that existed in an alternate dimension made of sugar and rainbows!
Naturally, this required his companion to cheer him on "CHOMP CHOMP CHOMP CHOMP CHOMP!" in that sickeningly sweet high pitched voice of his, coupled with suitably dramatic tension as he 'slowly' raised the cherry bloated wad of food to his lips!...
"OH COME ON!" only to see a bright orange sphere shooting towards him... he tried to hasten the dramatic progress, but it seemed he was trapped in a slow-motion horror moment now as the thing only sped up towards him... Then zipped over in an instant, slamming right into his face and sucking him up like a noodle, leaving the meal behind to fall to the floor.
Except Berry caught it with his mane somehow, though looking terribly sad as the orange ball dissapeared and left him behind "Awwwww...."... her perked up a bare instant later "Oh well, I'll just save it for later again!" He had just stuffed the snacked into his mane-space and gotten up to leave when a rip in space opened up nearby and Deadpool reached out of it, a similar orange ball in his hand, though it seemed to be just a rubber ball as he surely couldn't control the same force that stole him away.
"Nuh-uh! You're comin 'with' me this time! I need comic relief if I'm gonna put up with this again!" then he touched the ball to the ponies head and... he seemed to be sucked into his mane and into the ball in some strange cartoony fashion with a squeel of "Whhhheeeeeee!!!!" Before dead-pool himself was ripped back into the hole and-
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Deposited under one of the console's in a room full of people who were conveniently not looking in his direction! "OW!... Stupid Interdimensional travel monsters, Always gotta be Jerks!" He of course slowly extricated himself from the painfully inhuman position he'd been packed into, and stood up to get a bearing of his surroundings...
He counted himself lucky to go unnoticed for the moment, as it seems he had appeared here just intime for everyone else to be distracted, with a few leaving even, because this managed to be a new one for him... Different... foundations? of life were present, meaty humans, 'drawn' people... other stuff... And here he was, like a walking comic book, except 3-D of course. Not many things could get Deadpool to take a moment seriously, but inter-universal warping tended to hit him pretty hard... hence why he spent a whole 3 seconds actually figuring out what was going on instead of instantly popping off a snappy one liner.
This was all it took for his companion to catch up, the wierd floating holographic profile of him suddenly moving unnecesarily, the image on the profile coming to life and climbing right out of the hologram, bit of a tight squeeze it seemed as he popped right out and shot off to hit the wall and bounced off with an audible Squeaky toy noise, which he shook off with a sound like a rattle toy "Ooooh, squeezy holes." This one looked like she came straight out of a cartoon, if Three Dimensional as well.
Deadpool also noted that 'another' pony thing was just passing through the room, somehow oblivious of the creature that had ripped through one of the doors to say hello and was still peeking through... "Huh, I thought 'I' was the most oblivious when hunting for more Changa." This however prevented him from noticing when the pink demon had warpped his way into sitting on the merc's shoulders. "I dunno... I certainly don't know anypony who would miss 'that'... except me when I'm following the scent of a party that wasn't planned by 'me'!... Who keeps spell books on a space ship anyway? That's silly, even I don't hide random spell-books in other universes."
He snorted a little, and since nobody else did, wandered over to the strange thing that had ripped through one of the doors, pink monster still perched on his shoulders "Hi there! You look like fun, how's life?"
