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Dawnstar, the Pale, Skyrim

0730, Sun's Height 11, 4E 205



“Keegan, it's time. Ashav is waiting.”

Rubbing his sand out of his strained eyes, Keegan adjusted to the dim candle light. Someone, and in this case, Ariane Fontaine, chose to wake up from a fruitful slumber. Just as he was getting to dream, real world overtook priority. Since when did he actually woke up on his own accord?

Six days ago, Sun's Height 5...


Following a hasty retreat into Windhelm proper, and then deciding what to do with werewolf Relmyna, Keegan was exhausted out of his mind. The Dunmer hostel in the Gray Quarter was swarmed with angry Argonians in front, so the Altmer chose Candlehearth to crash instead. Except, there wasn't a room available for rent, or so the innkeeper said. Judging from her icy tone, Keegan was inclined to believe he was rejected solely on his race.

Well then, nobody's down at the boilers. Nobody would mind a prissy knife-ear taking a nap down there.

Plus, the warmth of boiling water warmed an otherwise frigid city. The steady steams and trickle masked whatever agitated folks do outside. All in all, it wasn't a terrible accommodation, all things considered. Keegan unfurled a shaggy fur pellet and went right to sleep behind a water tank. He slept so fast that he forgot what occurred earlier.

Sometime during the battle, Keegan and his companion were forced to cease hurling missiles at the Kamals. During that time, the Altmer sent down spells. One of such spell, for reason not apparent after the battle, was a tracer charm. In the heat of battle, Keegan threw down everything he could muster. While the memory charm requires complex preparation, it required low magicka expenditure. One side effect was the target becoming momentarily stunned upon contact, as the result of mental processes briefly tugged away. It was a useful distraction in combat, bearing no burden to the user should his target perish in battle. However, if the target does survive, the caster would be tethered their thoughts for a short while. Therefore, Keegan unwillingly inserted himself into the boots of a Kamal officer across the river.

The Altmer's eyes closed for an uncounted time, he opened them once again. Except, he was now gigantic, a two and a half meter tall demon clad in impenetrable shell. How did Keegan become a Kamal? He attempted to flex his limbs, but no response came. Essentially, he was watching for the snow demon's eyes, a spectator in the body.

All around, other Kamals hustled back and forth, doing camp work strangely familiar to Keegan's own in the Reach. The particular Kamal he was strolled out of a tent, coming face to face with two more of its kind clad in ornamented armor pieces. One Kamal spoke. The tongue couldn't have been more foreign, but somehow, Keegan understood every single word of it.

“Sir, this is the second-guard responsible for our failures.” One Kamal, wielding an elongated lance scolded. “I recommend we punish him for incompetence and resume attacks at once!”

“Is that so?” The other Kamal doubted. This one wore armor with elaborate trimming made from exotic fur and metal different than defensive plating. On his back were a pair of warhammers, both of which rivals the largest of an Orc's arsenal. These figures hid behind full face helmets. But if Keegan could guess, this one sounded like he's raising his eyebrows (if Kamals had eyebrows in the first place). “And tell me, first-guard Qofdgun, whose battle plan was it originally?”

“I, lord Hakkeam, I drew them myself.” The first Kamal answered. From his target's eyes, Keegan felt tension started to boil. “Everything would have gone according to plan, should second-guard Dzhuungits executed properly!” Pointing a massive armored finger, Qofdgun waved for two subordinate Kamals, while he (it?) went to grab Keegan (Dzhuungits). However, Hakkeam, the supposed superior in this case, laid one hand on Qofdgun's shoulder. Instantly, Qofdgun froze in a sheet of ice.

“Transport this one to the brig ship, record for insubordination.” Hakkeam redirected the Kamal soldiers. “I will be assuming command personally.” The hulking commander growled. He made gestures to his troops, the movement caused his warhammers to chafe against one another. Not only did metal grind against metal, so did the buzz of magic; these weapons were enchanted.

“You shall take one-quarter of our Farismea, and one-third of Nanoukut, to pacify villages in the west.” So, this was an order. What were the things spoke of in portions? Were they units or weapons? Somehow, Keegan could not understand it, which meant they're were unknown concepts to him. “And congratulations on your promotion, first-guard Dzhuungits. I hope you demonstrate greater proficiency, for your own sake.”

Keegan's Kamal trembled in fear, it bowed in respect and open its mouth (whatever the speech organ was) to speak. The scene abruptly vanished, connection severed as someone kicked Keegan firmly in the ribs. Another kick, this time, Keegan awoke feeling like his essence drifted between Oblivion and Mundus. Looking up, he was back in Candlehearth's boiler room, with an Argonian standing over him.

“We've got a live one.” Huffed the lizard. What in Auriel's name was happening? This one doesn't look like inn staff.

“Who are—augh!” Feeling adventurous, the Argonian poked at Keegan's eyes with sharp claws. He rolled back, getting on his feet as fast as he could to face this rude individual. Thankfully, the Argonian didn't have the time steal anything. “Damn it! Get away from me!” Keegan waved his empty arms, not awake enough for spells to flow.

“Sparks, brother, come up at once. Our Pakseech is beginning his address.” Another Argonian was calling outside. Prompting the current one to leave Keegan alone. With a weary sigh, the Altmer slid back against the wall. He could not sleep now, suppose he could make himself helpful for a change.

“Just can't get a break, can't I?”

Present time, Sun's Height 11...


“Just can't get a break, can't I?” These same words contain a sort of universal truth, an undeniable frustration at Keegan's current predicaments. He was following Ariane out of his private room. This time, Keegan was smart enough to rent a room the first chance he gets. Exorbitant price be damned; someone else can try sleeping on the cold hard ground.

“Nobody does, especially Ashav.” Ariane spoke blankly. “He's been busy ever since the snatch, I don't think he slept at all, in all six days.” Came another one of Ariane's non-nonchalant observations. “I never seen someone in this line of work so, what, involved?”

“What about you?” Keegan shot back. Running a hand through his messy hair, he felt like like a rotten sweetroll. On the contrary, Ariane looked like she was ready for a royal ball in her fancy robe. How did she stay above mundane concerns? “You're 'involved' in the company too?”

“I help.” Ariane shrugged. She said no more.

Sun's Height 5, elsewhere in Windhelm...


Often times, the biggest spectacle might not be the biggest problem. In the case of the riot, large mobs of disenfranchised citizens would obvious pose an eminent threat. However, in the heat of the moment, the enforcers of Windhelm lost sight of the agitator who initiated this fray.

Ashav, positioned atop of city walls, caught full sight of the Dunmer who broke the last straw by hurling his poison. Oh, it was poison alright. Daelin said he knew this was no mere water, as those splashed by its content turned on each other consistent with a frenzy poison. Therefore, Ashav made the dark elf his own priority; to capture the one responsible for initiating conflict.

As Ashav winded between a myriad of paths, he found himself constantly outmaneuvered by his target. If anything, the Dunmer always found another corner when Ashav thought the chase was over. In the course of a dozen close calls, Ashav finally closed in enough for a snatch. Though as the company leader approached, someone else dashed out between houses from the side.

Trius, the Dunmer veteran who fought on the docks earlier, struck out of nowhere. One right hook connected straight with the agitator, knocking him down on his back. Then, the bone-armored figure dove on top, dishing out three further punches. Satisfied with his bloody product, as in a broken and mangled face, Trius eyed the sword on his victim's belt.

“That's enough.” Ashav demanded. Trying to pry Trius off, Ashav was met with a backhand sweep, sending the unprepared Redguard reeling back.

“You took my sword.” Trius seethed. His left hand charged up in potent dark energy. “Why? Tell me and I will grant you a swift death.” The agitator kept silent, not unconscious, as he still squirmed in futile. “The hard way then.” Trius sneered.

Just as Trius prepared to unleash his furious destruction on his victim, someone ran up from behind and twisted his wrist the other way. It was Orakh, who finally regained enough wakefulness to trace Ashav's steps. He struggled against Trius for several turns, eventually besting Trius, forcing his spell into the a window and restraining the armored man.

“Yer deaf? The man said it's enough.” Holding Trius down, Orakh motioned for Ashav to take control of the agitator. “Take your gods damned sword and get out of my sight!” Orakh gave Trius a rough shove. The latter collected his prized blade, stalking away in foul mood. Orakh kept a firm grip on his axe the entire time; he was uncertain whether a fight would break out. Luckily for everyone, cooler heads prevailed.

“You know how to make an entrance, eh?” Ashav nodded to Orakh. The agitator was secured in two rope bindings, kind of overkill for a man beaten out of his senses. Better safe than sorry, Ashav figured.

“He is one dangerous man.” Ashav pointed to Trius in the distance. “Unpredictable too.” He added.

“So am I.” Orakh laughed. The Orc stretched his broad and well-worm shoulders. “I've fought dozens like that. Breton knights were just like him, all up in their plates and spells. Thing is, every one of them have openings, the Achilles' heel, or whatever Imperials used to say. I learned to exploit them.”

Sun's Height 11...


“So, what did you learn from the rogue?” Keegan asked.

“Basically nothing.” Ariane answered. “Someone gave him a frenzy potion the day before, and asked to throw it into the biggest crowd. He did what was told, as a clueless henchman would.”

“That's it?”

“Yes. Oh, and he thought it was a prank.”

Sun's Height 6...


For the remaining duration of the 5th, nothing exciting came about. This meant everyone got to sleep off the day, right? Fat chance. No one rested easy with stuff flung across the river non-stop. These siege weapons weren't accurate, nor do they needed to be. The city was a “target-rich environment”; sooner or later, the Kamals bound to hit something important.

Ashav visited the dwellings of Jorwen (more accurately, his wife) and Leif. He assured protection for both, but more importantly, designated the houses as fallback points in case combat breached the gates.

All throughout the day, people waited anxiously. They waited and waited, day turned to night and day again. On the morning of the 6th, everything changed.

Rain poured since last morning. Starting out as light drizzles yesterday, heaving downpour currently showered the city. The Kamals sat firm on the opposing shore. Their ships and tents puffed smokes. Scouts on the battlements witnessed Tamrielic captives hoarded onto ships, then sailed off into the distance. Reciprocal exchanges would happen, bringing with them additional Kamal troops. Multiple accounts also confirmed sighting war mounts. The eight-legged slug-bears and ice wraith-carried chariots both amassed in snow demon ranks. Yet with enormous amount of force to bear, the Kamals made no move forward beside executing prisoners.

Out of the blue came one disheveled Nord. This one was a Brave militiaman captured in Morvunskar. He carried in his hands a scroll sealed with exotic symbols. This poor lad ran across the bridge unhindered, as the Kamals paused the bombardment to allow passage. The morning's watch caught the scroll. A small slip attached on it was, surprisingly, written in common Tamrielic. It was a challenge, single combat issued to the jarl.

“We have no choice.” Jarl Lodvemar would say. “I cannot let our citizens starve while we wait for rescue. Their leader promised to withdraw if I win; it would be worth a try.” He reassured his advisers. “Whatever the case, do not open our gates, do not charge at the snow demons.”

“Father, let me go in your stead.” The jarl's son squeaked. It seemed like every single adviser face-palmed synchronously.

“My sweet boy, your time has not come.” Lodvemar said patiently. No one other than he could stand the young man's blunders. But for Lodvemar, naive talks just made him love his son more.

And here we are, center of the giant bridge as precipitation soaked the combatants. On one end stood the jarl, fully decked out in the city's finest equipments and stood valiantly like his Stormcloak days. Now, Lodvemar would be impressive if he fought another human. As fate would have it, his opponent was an unusual Kamal dual-wielding warhammers.

“Hakkeam.” Keegan gasped from the walls.

The resulting fight was exceptionally lopsided. Lodvemar attacked first, his axe swung and shield bashed. His attacks were parried by Hakkeam, whose dual warhammers provided ample coverage. In retaliation, one blunt head readily connected, it simply smashed the shield into pieces and found its mark right in the jarl's torso. The man’s ribcage broke and the organs contained inside burst. Lodvemar fell to the ground, clutching his ribs and coughing up blood. When he looked back up, another blow dropped.

“No!” he cried out in desperation. The hefty warhammer made contact with steel armor, at that instant, all three elements danced. First, the jarl was frozen solid in ice. Second, an orange explosion tore his frozen body to bits. At last, electricity weaved through, disintegrating whatever remained into fine dust.

Everything stopped at that moment. Gazing out from Windhelm's walls, the lone Kamal chief walked casually back behind shield lines guarding the bridge. A loud shrill broke Windhelm's silence. The jarl's son wasted no time screaming his head off. “Avenge my father!” “One last charge to Sovngarde!” The lad would shout out his lungs. Some guards refrained from rash orders, but it was obvious many were enraged at the spectacular demise of their leader. Therefore, a hundred or so fanatical warriors took control of the gate, opened it, and charged right onto the bridge.

“Do not follow them unless you want to throw your lives away.” Ashav cautioned everyone.

“Close the gate!” “Get inside!” “Quit hiding!” “Attack!” A cacophony ringed out between everyone. Kamals started vocalize as well. To Windhelm, it sounded like cheerful battle cries.

Indeed, the Kamals had a lot to cheer for. Ice barrages resume flying once the bulk of loyal guardsmen made it outside. The first barrage aimed for the gate rather than Nordic soldiers, paralyzing exposed gate controls and killing many trying to operate the gate. Massive levers and chains froze and broke, those that did not pooled in blood. The following barrages marked flesh targets. En route across the bridge, one in three warriors perished in icy shots. Those that didn't ran dead into Kamal shield formations. This was no glorious last stand, it was a horrific slaughter. Within minutes, a hundred-some men and women were cut down. The shock of bloodbath prompted some to question their loyalty. But retreat proved futile as ice missiles once again made mincemeat of human flesh.

As soon as the chargers met their gruesome death, the Kamals mounted their own assault. Shock troops akin to the first dock wave stormed across the bridge. Defenders perched atop countered using a spray of arrows; that slightly delayed Kamal's advances. However, a phalanx formed in addition to adjusted ice blasts. The gate still stood ajar, refusing to budge without functional mechanisms. By this point, fate sealed on Windhelm.

Ashav commanded everyone to scatter, find their way back and regroup at Halla's or Leif's homestead. Once there, no one was certain what to do next. Kamals soldiers cut through most defenders with ease. In the course of another hour, another few hundreds died inside city walls. By the time most mercenaries arrived in a safehouse, the guard lieutenant (the captain died following Lodvemar's son) had quit resisting. Strange thing was, the Kamals accepted surrender. Translators were even present among enemy ranks, shouting in broken Tamrielic for everyone to lay down their arms.

Last in Leif's home was a slender Nord. Farid instantly recognized him as Ander, the thief. Yesterday, Ander passed his documents to Ashav in exchange for a a hot meal. Now, he's ready to repay the favor, big time.

“There are tunnels leading to the outside.” Ander explained, much to everyone's disbelief. In which case, why didn't no one know of it earlier? For it could greatly aid fleeing refugees. “The Thieves Guild wanted to revitalize cavern networks dating to ancient times, however, insufficient fund and dangerous working conditions caused it to be abandoned.” Ander told everyone.

Believe it or not, this was the only chance right now. Quickly, words spread between Ashav and other commanders (the EEC, Dawnguard and White River Braves). By late afternoon, when the rain most stopped and many citizens cramped into the Gray Quarter, by Kamals, approximately fifty people sneaked down various manholes and wells. Thoughts were given to civilians, but the agreement was getting the message out before getting the crowd out. Ander headed the group through the maze-like sewer to a giant cavern, the middle of which lays a bottomless chasm. The only way across were several unstable planks. The mercenaries were first to cross, and as they did so, rocks started dropping from the ceiling. More crossed, more fragile the entire setting felt. The plank gave out after most made it across, those halfway in between plunged down a deep grave.

The subterranean network surfaced from a well east of Windhelm. This place was Anga's Mill, occupied by snow demons, tons of snow demons. Kamals outnumbered Tamrielic beings by a large margin, and to further the survivor's woes, the cavalry came to play. Several armored eight-legged bears, with slug-like faces patrolled with riders. Several ice shard launchers similar to their ship-mounted counterparts were carried on top ice sheets, generated by ice wraiths bound together. Taking them on was suicide, so sneaking past was the only way. The company waited until sunset, quietly scurrying by under darkness' cover. Well, in situation like this, someone bound to slip up. In short, stealth was broken before everyone could get away.

“Run! Into the woods!”

Frenzy ensured. Kamal war-beasts bellowed, ice crackled through the air, boots scrambled across vegetation and the occasional scream of death. Keegan ran till his lungs burned, then ran some extra. He vaulted logs, jumped over streams and whacked through bushes, all the while tripping and scraping himself numerous times. Eventually, the fast ones (or lucky ones) lost the Kamals in treacherous terrains.

“That's the last batch.” Orakh reported in his headcount. Utu-ja didn't make it, neither were a number of the Braves and Dawnguards. For the EEC, Cilo was their sole survivor.

Walking more or less continuous, the group hit Nightgate Inn one day later. It was the night of the 7th. The Inn ground was utilized as a camping ground for refugees. Nordic soldiers and Braves outside of Windhelm stood watch, planning a counter-attack on Windhelm. None of these warriors expected people from the city itself. Hearing the terror of Kamal war machines, the counter-attack was postponed indefinitely. Khajiit caravanners bartered on-site, among them were Rhasha'dar's siblings. Beware trading with Khajiits, for if you are not one of their own, every deal was a scam.

On the next day, the company set out for Dawnstar. A Cathay Khajiit known as S'riracha, who spoke with an accent untypical of Skyrim, Cyrodiil or Elsweyr decided to tag along. Dawnstar would come after two long days, during which the group had plenty of time to reflect beside uneventful roads and flickering campfires. The moons continued to bleed each night.

Ashav checked into the Windpeak Inn late on the 10th. There were less rooms than guests, implying doubling up, sleeping on chairs or other alternatives. On the bright side, it couldn't be worse than the warehouse, right?
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Part three of the Windhelm Sewer trilogy, featuring @MacabreFox.



Those healing hands felt warm and dry, they gave Farid ever so slightly the respite from this damp sewer. Out of the corner of his eyes, Farid saw the giant serpent dead, slayed by Leif's two-handed weapon. He didn't see how the Nord took down the snake, as he was busy tangling with the Argonian. Nevertheless, Farid felt relieved knowing such a vile creature would no longer roam the undergrowth of Windhelm. What the snake whisperer said prior to their fight troubled him somewhat. Was she planning to unleash her monster up on the streets? From the lack of vermin down here, it seemed like the snake did a good job "purging". Gods know what it would do upon helpless citizens. Leif said he knew varieties of snakes in Skyrim, but does he know the oversized ones? Probably not. Basilisks frequent the badlands of his native Craglorn, no way in Oblivion could one slither so far. This particular snake must of been an import, maybe even grown unnaturally.

Thinking about the bigger helped eased Farid's mind off his pain. While Leif started mending his wounds magically, Farid slouched down against a barrel on the platform. The openings reattached themselves reasonably well after bursts of golden rays. This was as much as Leif's restoration could do, since the wounds no longer close significantly. Farid will have to heal the rest manually, which wouldn't be too much of a tall order. However, what troubled him was the creeping poison. He drank half, no, probably a third of the cure before losing the bloody thing. His innards eased before but was now biting back with a vengeance. Unlike poisoning the limbs, poison to torso meant one could not merely amputate the affected appendages and be on their merry way, lest the person wish to remove several vital organs. "The cut's fine now." He grunted to Leif. Lifting his jerkin to check, the wounds were indeed manageable. "I need something for the poison."

When Farid lifted the hem of his leather jerkin, sure enough, the wounds had closed, but as Leif soon discovered, he had not been cured all the way. At least for the time being, Farid was alive. An idea blossomed in his head as he remembered promptly that there was a potion of Cure Disease in his potion holster at his hip. With swift hands, he discovered it was still intact, and had not been broken in the fall into the sewers. He breathed a sigh of relief and extracted it from its leather bindings. The glass felt warm in his clenched hand, as it had remained close to his body, and therefore, his body heat had made it so.

Sometime ago, Ander made his way back into the cavern. The prisoner's face was caked with excrement, and his already rotten smell fared five times worse now. Farid was interrupted by Ander clattering around the platform. "Don't touch it!" Farid suddenly barked. His reason? Ander almost picked up the Argonian's flute. His command was obeyed, and Ander wandered off to another direction. "Bloody coward." Farid sighed. His deposition towards Ander fell lower than ever. If there isn't a big stash of gold as promised, well... "We should have fed him to snake."

Leif chuckled quietly at his comment about feeding Ander to the snake, "If we did that, we wouldn't get paid, no?"

Once a thief, always a thief, Ander proved the old saying true when he snatched a bound notebook. "This might help." The prisoner extended his find to Farid.

"A journal?" Farid cocked his head quizzically, he's really in no mood to hear the rambling of a mad lizard. He lazily flipped to the middle, expected lines of delusion. Except he found no such passage. In fact, he found symbols belonging to an unknown script. "What is this? Doesn't look Daedric." He guessed. Flipping back to the first page, Farid found familiar characters of Tamrielic writing. "I should start writing in Maormeri, master taught me to keep secret." Farid read aloud. "Maormeri? Isn't the lizard tongue Gel, or something like that?"

With one hand curled around the potion bottle, Leif tipped his head at Ander's discovery, a journal hinting some cryptic language called Maormeri. For some odd reason, it sounded vaguely familiar to him, without much other thought, Leif pressed the potion bottle into Farid's hand, "Here, this might help, though I'm not sure how much good it will do. It's a potion of Cure Disease, made it myself. If anything, it should slow the process of the poison spreading." As he sat back onto his haunches, he wracked his brain for any information on Maormeri. Hadn't he heard it in some ballad that someone sang on The Courtesan? He clasped his chin with one hand, and played mindlessly with the braids on his goatee.

Gladly taking the potion, Farid examined before uncorking the cap. It smelled like medicine, not that he was any expert in such fields. Anything would at help at this stage, as Farid started to feel poison burning in his guts. "I suppose we've gone too far for you to trick me." He joke. Farid always found humor a distraction from grim thoughts. "Here, to not becoming snake food." He faked a toasted and downed the liquid. He felt nothing change, nothing good or bad happened. Perhaps the potion takes time; he'll just have to wait and see.

"You Nords and your mustaches. Must be a pain cleaning them." He chuckled at Leif playing with his facial hair.

"Aye, now that I think about it, there was an ol' shipmate of mine, Halvar Rock-Jaw was his name, he sang some ballad that mentioned them, I can't remember it for the life of me. The man took me in at an early age when I left my parents home to prove my worth to them. He taught me how to write, and all sorts of other useful skills. If I can recall correctly, the Maormer, as they are called, are some type of Sea Elf. I have no idea where they call their home, or what influence they might have had over our dead Argonian mistress here, but the only way to find out, is to make it out of this shit hole, better keep a hold of that journal there, it might come in handy." Leif said with a slack-jaw grin. Rising to his feet with a push of his hands, Leif wiped his hands on his trousers, and then extended a friendly hand to Farid to help him to his feet.

"You've been around, eh?" Farid said, accepting Leif's help to get back on his feet. He still felt weak, partially from a 24-hour day and worsened by the ongoing poison effect. "Sea Elf? Never heard them bunch. Then again, I've never been on the seas much at all." He raised a eyebrow. "Sounds kind of exotic." Farid admitted. Sailing was something he wanted to try, a curiousity developed by decades stranded on arid land. He made a mental note to ask the Nord how he got around on the waves. But first things first, they're hitting no waves beside the splashing of sewage.

"You could say that," Leif began as a devilish grin played across his lips, blue eyes glistening under the dim lantern light, "I've had my fair share of women you know. Been everywhere the Sea of Ghosts would take me. From what I remember about the ballad, which isn't much, I'm just faintly recalling an impression, that whatever it is about these elves... didn't end well."

"We did it, the hiss is silenced!" Ander perked up from behind. This man must of made a habit to sneak up on people. "I cannot tell you how—"

"How you ran like cry baby?" Farid finished it for Ander. "You don't care if we die, that much is mutual. But if you can't make your skinny arse useful down here, you might just not make it out." Farid balled his hands into fists, staring daggers into the personified cowardice known as Ander.

Were Leif to interject upon the behalf of Ander, he would've called himself a liar to say the least, as he shared the same feelings as Farid. Ander had proven useless in the face of danger, and if he dared try again by running away, Leif would have no problem in tackling him, let alone maiming him. A poor excuse of a man; then again, Ander was a thief, and like all thieves, they only cared about themselves.

"I'm sorry." Ander eked backwards. "It's just the hiss, the snake-master, haunted my dreams for countless nights. You know I'll just get in your way."

Farid wanted to grab Ander's ruined collars, wanted to throw the bony Nord around while grilling him for being so much like a rat. He did the first, but as one of his hand seized the collars, a sharp pain shocked him from the sides, causing Farid to drop Ander down. "The poison's still around." The Redguard grunted to Leif. "This way, that's where we we headed before." He pointed to the passageway across from their origin.

"Serves you right, shouldn't be riling up a poor bloke like him, he's too skinny to properly defend himself." Leif grunted, though he was still concerned for Farid. He certainly didn't want the Redguard to keel over down here. It was quite obvious to him that the thief wouldn't help out.

"Anything else you know?" Farid said to Ander impatiently. "And you better keep up, because I'm not hauling around." He added.

"No, nothing. And yes, I will."

Unsure if Leif preserved his torch, Farid decided to take the Argonian's lantern. He also picked up the flute with a rag, carefully storing the instrument (or weapon?) inside a thick pouch. Who knows, maybe having the poisoned instrument might help his future healers crafting the much needed antidote. As for the journal, Farid left it to Leif, who carried around larger bags.

Before heading out of the cavern, he put the journal securely in his pack, which he had the sense not to leave behind before going dungeon diving, Leif retrieved the torch he had stashed away on one of the holds before returning to Farid and Ander, with a cocked sandy-brow, he put one hand on his hip, and asked, "Where to now?" He shifted around trying to determine which way was out. Assuming that the best idea was to head towards the inner city, Leif pointed at the possible exit.

"Maybe thataway?" He suggested, uncertainty clung to his voice. Starving to death down here, and leaving Sevine, not to mention all of the other un-wooed women in Skyrim alone, made Leif burn with a desire to get the Oblivion out of the damned sewer even quicker. What would he do if he died down here, and Sevine needed him? Well, he certainly wouldn't be around, that's for certain.

Farid let Leif take the lead, he himself stayed one pacing behind, not feeling too speedy and intend to keep an eye out in case Ander tries a fast one. They trekked through the passage, lantern and torch in hand. The sewage in the tunnels leading into the inner city was shallower compared to the palace, it also flowed. Farid wasn't sure whether the stench subsided, or the toxin got to his olfactory senses, or simply because he got used to everything. Rat screeches started to appear minutes down the tunnel, and the markings accompanied better maintained surfaces. Then, a series of metal bars came in sight. A ladder, leading up to slivers of light that seeped through an imperfect cover.

The sensation of clean, fresh air, free of the stench that was the sewers prompted Leif to rejoice, as he stood, head tipped back, mouth agape, taking deep breaths, as if trying to cleanse his lungs of the foulness from their excursion in the sewers. "Ah! Fresh sweet air!" He exclaimed, swinging his arms up into the air.

"Back on Divine's Mundus." Farid rejoiced when his head came above ground. Leif already climbed up above in, and moved the weighty cover aside. Climbing out of the manhole, Farid saw the streets brighter under morning light. At least the Redguard assumed it's morning, no exact way to tell with the sun concealed by ominous storm clouds. His eyes slowly adjusted to illumination. "Bloody hell, we've been down there a while." He looked between Leif beside him, and Ander scrambling up the ladder. He asked no one in particular. "We've been down on for what? An hour? It was pitch dark before the palace."

"Maybe more, I'd take a gander and say we were down there from an hour, to two and a half." Leif turned his attention to Ander as he pulled himself up to the surface, he certainly had the strength, and the energy to get his ass up to the surface. Regardless of that fact, Leif was more eager to be rid of the scrawny thief.

"Freedom!" Ander exclaimed as he emerged from below. "These streets, aren't they sights for sore eyes." The ex-prisoner sunk to his knees, touching the cobblestone like it was gold.

"Watch out!" Farid warned. From one end of the alley they found themselves in, a trio of Argonians streaked by, almost stepping on Ander if Farid didn't move him out of the way. After encountering the snake lady below, Farid tensed just at the sight of scales. He went to draw his weapon but a detachment of guards came on scene. Farid eased his hands away, not wanting the guards to get the wrong idea.

"Citizens, leave here at once." A guardsman commanded. This helmeted figure almost plunged into the manhole, and clearly felt no warmness towards those that might have been vandals. "For your own sake, there's a riot going on." The guard jogged on without a response.

"Riot, seriously?" Farid said. Suffice to say, he was kind of confused. Wasn't there a siege going on? Anyways, they needed to get moving, they need to haul Ander's sorry arse to his sorry friend. "Hold on," Farid searched around himself. In the stampede of guards and lizards, the ex-prisoner vanished into thin air. "Where'd—" At the same directions people came from, a raggedy outline resembling Ander was hopping away, Without second thoughts, the Redguard took off after it. He raced though alleys, dodging groups of riled up folks intend on ripping out each other's throats. His feet beat across bloody flooring as a boulder of ice touched down several blocks away. Finally, Farid caught Ander standing still. Ahead was the same rundown house where a shady individual requested rescue, now crushed to bits by Kamal's ammunition.

"Divine's would only know what would cause those fools to riot at a time like this." He mumbled, getting out of the way so as not to be trampled. His gaze had been captured by the events of the Argonian's, followed by the guards, when he turned to look back at their group, he found Farid running away after Ander. That man sure could move quick when he wanted too! Leif tailed his Redguard companion through the alleyways, keeping close on him so as not to lose him in the hordes of people that congregated in unlikely places. The grey morning light, had turned to a darker overcast of clouds where rain fell in large, icy drops. Sandy-blonde hair turned to the color of wet sand, almost brown in appearance, as the rain came in slow, steady sheets. Sure enough, Ander led them right where they needed to be, but the sight before Leif and Farid spelled of disaster, as the Kamalian siege weapons had obliterated the structure in which his friend lived. This had to be the place, but from the looks of it, Leif doubted if anyone was alive inside. He grimaced as he gazed at the bone-thin man that was Ander, disbelief etched into his skeletal face.

"Wynn! Can you hear me? Are you there?" Ander screamed on top of his lungs, desperation and fear clear in his torn voice. "Oh no, no, this can't be!" Having closed in on the destroyed structure, Ander hurried after a body buried under multiple beams.

If it was appropriate, Leif would have face-palmed himself then and there, but of course, the circumstances at hand suggested that would not be helpful. It was a sad sight to see Ander in the state he was in, after being held captive in the keep, only to escape, to find his friend dead. Of course, Leif would have been upset were that anyone he knew trapped under the rubble. All of that sewage mucking for nothing now. He withheld an aggravated sigh, and inched closer to Ander as he tried in vain to find his friend. As he moved in to help, there was an arm poking up from the rubble along with a leg twisted in a most unnatural way. The only thing he could do, was to help lift the beams off the poor bloke buried underneath. Grasping a broken, hewn beam in both hands, Leif threw all of his weight into lifting up the beam, and shoved it aside. Moving methodically, corded muscles rippled as he cleared the area away from the trapped body. Glancing over to Farid, with sweat running down his face, dripping off the tip of his nose and mixing with the rain, he raised both brows as he knelt next to the crushed figure, and felt for a pulse, of which he found none. He would have to hold a mirror under the man's nose to be certain he was dead. He could be unconscious, but he doubted that in the least.

"Is this the guy? The one that was to suppose to pay us?"

Tragic, sure. More so was frustration. Farid crawled through sewage, killed and poisoned by a hissing lizard just to find his payer dead. He stumped around the ruined dwelling searching for anything of value, which wasn't much, unless halved furniture were to count. The damage caused by the ice boulder made Farid appreciate the gravity of his predicament; if he were there minutes earlier, the Redguard would have shared Wynn's fate.

Noticing Leif sweating away clearing the wreckage, Farid lent a hand in moving the last pieces. The Nord's finding was confirmed when Farid examined the body himself. This Wynn, despite heavily disfigured by wooden weights, matches the shadowy figure from yesterday. "It's him, but he ain't doing no paying." Farid answered disappointed. He took the liberty of looting the dead man; nothing of value save for an iron knife, a pack of lockpicks and a meager 17 septims.

"What is this?" Farid stopped at Wynn's feet. Inside the left boot was a bulge, perhaps a hidden weapon? Farid wiggled the footwear off, flipping it over and a tiny cloth pouch dropped out. "Key." Farid recounted the pouch's content.

Ander strolled back at the sound of looting. The thief's eyes watered around the corners, he sniffled constantly to hold back the tears. Ander first looked disapproving at Farid, but just as harsh words began to formulate, Ander's gaze fixated on the key.

"Give it to me, now!" The thief commanded, every bit of his frail frame shaking with urgency.

"Easy, what are you on for?" Farid surrendered the key.

"Don't you dare desecrate his body." Ander scolded Farid, and warning Leif as well. "And mind your own business." Was all the thief said before he went behind a half intact wall. Farid shrugged and followed , seeing Ander knelt inside a hearth, digging away pieces from the brick structure. What fascinating was that the bricks gave way easily, revealing a medium wooden case behind. Ander ducked back out with strongbox, inserting Wynn's key into a blackened metal lock in front. The box clicked open. Inside, a velvet purse sat beside a roll of parchment.

Farid wasted no time snatching the purse away, reacting fast at the first jingle. At last, the payment for a long and winding journey. With Leif close by, Farid smiled as the purse lacing came undone. There was a miniature note on top, but below, oh boy, hundreds of golden shimmers blessed by Zenithar himself. "Jackpot." Farid claimed. Feeling joyous for the first time in what seemed like an eternity, he began mockingly reciting parts of the note. "So: 'This is all the coins I can muster, not nearly enough to bribe even the greediest guardsman. I will try to find help for you. If for the odd chance you do escape, and somehow I am not there with you, please take my coins, it'll sustain you for months.' Heh." Farid read it out. All the while he felt celebrating, Ander still knelt with the parchment roll in hand. Suppose even Farid had a sliver of empathy, as he tossed down a handful of septims of Ander. Make no mistake, this sum could barely cover a room and a hot meal. The majority still sat in the purse.

"More on the back." Farid continued. "It says: 'Flea-Wool will arrive on the 4th; pass the documents to her. The Black-Briars would be very interested.' So, that suppose to be yesterday. This Flea-Wool could still be around the city."

"Flea-Wool, Lyssa." Ander recounted. The thief hobbled back onto his feet, leaning on the dusty hearth for support. "She never goes inside the gates, used to say there's a price on her head. She waits with darkies, as she called them. I think Dunmer farms."

"Oh." Farid said. "In which case, she's a goner. Snow demons steamrolled everything across the river."

"Sheo must be toying with me." Ander spat angrily. "Wynn and Lyssa, somehow I outlast everyone even being caught." The thief was clutching the parchments white-knuckled, as if he had a vendetta against the document. These people, apparently associated with the Thieves Guild, must of spent so much effort on an important steal. If Leif didn't bother asking what the document contains, Farid certainly would.

"What does it say?" Leif said, picking his way across to rubble to Farid, he had remained in place the entire time, watching with exhaustion as Farid uncovered the sack of loot left for them. At this point, with the rain coming down in gentle, grey sheets, he didn't care what happened now. However, the only thing he could think of, was getting home, and washing off the filth that coated his hair, and soaked into his clothes. Fortunately, the rain had already begun that process. From the sound of things, this thief, Ander, was tied in deep to things he possibly couldn't even begin to comprehend.

"Do you have to know?" Ander defended himself. Realizing the questioners were rather keen on getting to the truth, Ander unraveled the parchments. "Fine. It's a smorgasbord. Everything's from a year ago, so I'm not sure how much is, well, I'm not sure they're any good in the first place." The thief exhibited the foremost page, an outline filled with large headers and smaller paragraphs for explanation. An aged blue seal featuring a bear stamped the top right corner; the symbol of office. Below that, the text suggested unedited, but fine-handed print. The most obvious headers inscribed: Proposal to the High King for Banning All Intoxicants, Possibility of the Thu'um Academy Constructed on Skuldafn, Injecting Military Grade Toxin into Gray Quarter Wells for Testing Purposes, Soul Trapping the Undesirables.

Lastly, a tiny speck of ink dotted the page's end. Birthday present for my boy; someone has a spoiled brat.

"Banning mead, whoa, I thought the Deadlands would freeze over before a Nord says it." Farid laughed wryly. "Thu'um, the dragon magic, eh? Someone read too many legends." It seemed silly, the talks of metaphysical shouts and the instruction of such for the average mortal. Then, there were something close to everyday happenings, something bound to hit home somewhere and some place. "Testing poison on the darkies, stuffing dirty criminals, no offense, Ander, into crystals. Leif, does this jarl have it in him?"

When he came to stand alongside Farid, where he peered over his shoulder to read the contents of the scroll, all color vanished from his face. He even felt light-headed. Injecting Military Grade Toxin into Gray Quarter Wells for Testing Purposes, those words alone unsettled him. For Talos' sake! He lived in the Gray Quarter! But why, of all things, would they want to poison the wells? Did Thur really despise the Dunmer? Was there something even darker waiting to be uncovered? The rest of the contents in the letter troubled him more, banning all intoxicants, construction of a Thu'um Academy, and even more concerning, soul trapping of undesirables. Leif knew that the roll of parchment paper that Farid held in his hands, contained ground-breaking information. Farid's question finally reached his ears, forcing his empty gaze up. He was still in shock over the fact that there were plans, or at least considerations to put these things into actions.

"There's always a possibility, Farid. We better not let this document fall into the wrong hands. I think we might want to take this to Ashav. He might have a better understanding as to what to do. Before we do that, let's get you to a healer. You know what..." He paused in his speech, eyes cast downwards at the broken pieces of wooden beams upon which he stood, "There is a Khajiit in our company that really knows his potions. We'd best get you over to him before you get any sicker, you could really drop dead at any second." His brows furrowed in urgency, but his eyes flickered to Ander.

Farid couldn't argue with the logic here. This mission was getting to the point where sick and tired no longer adequately describes his enthusiasm. Ashav was the big boss, the top brass of the company. Leave the decisions to the decision makers, Farid thought. He already got what he wanted; the coins. Plus, the poison was set to strike back. The sick gut-knotting in his stomach once again reared its malicious head, ready to undo the counter-poison potion. If those reasons were not compelling enough, Farid knew the guards might soon come investigating. Given his track record with Windhelm's law enforcement, another encounter has a good chance of turning sour. "You're right." Farid concurred. "This Khajiit better not leave stray fur in my antidote." He grumbled at the prospect of leaving himself vulnerable to a cat he barely knew.

"You better come with us at least." While he didn't like the idea of having the thief tag-along with them, it would be helpful for him to be present to answer any questions Ashav might have. For all he knew, Ashav might know someone of value that would want to prevent this from occurring, if it hadn't already happened. The information in the parchment wasn't trivial, and possibly would change the fate of Skyrim at hand.

Ander raise his hand to protest, all the while sounding alienated from the mercenary pair. As dull morning light traced passed shattered roofs, bringing with them tiny raindrops, it became apparent that he needed to be somewhere safer. The thief kept his hand firmly around the parchment, not wanting to let go something he and his colleagues sacrificed so much for. Entrusting one's secret to hired swords does not appeal to wanted men, what that was what Farid interpreted as Ander's reluctance. The Redguard would have no of it. Time was running short. On the inside, vomit threatened to exist his throat, while somewhere outside on the streets, voices and footsteps drew ever closer. "I need a guarantee for my safety, or else-" Ander protested, taking a step back under surviving thatches. His back bumped into an aged barrier, sending dust particles all over himself.

"Shut your trap." Farid seized Ander's collars. He started dragging the frail man in one hand, confiscating the documents in another. He towed Ander pass various obstacles, back out the same way they came it. Once outside, an undeniable nausea froze Farid dead in his tracks. As quick as he could, he handed both human and paper to Leif, then dry heaved for the better part of a minute. Nothing came out; the poison was designed not to be retched out. Because his innards now performed dizzying acrobatics, Farid barely noticed the ice boulder nearby. Normal ice would have been on its way to melting, but this Kamal engineered projectile abnormally retained all of its crystal lattices. At that instance, a thunderous crack resonated in the gloomy storm clouds, followed by electric branches of lightning. One lightning fork connected with the ice boulder, cracking it and flooding the entire city block with azure glow.

"Why do I get the feeling that this is just getting started?" Farid said on his back, having fallen in the course of sudden panic. He didn't get zapped, miraculous, considering such close proximity. Was it luck or divine intervention? Farid knew not. The better question would be; how long could his fortune persist?
Shall I get an intro post up in Windhelm or pop up later?


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