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2 days ago
Current You could go to ask someone for a bucket of hot water and end up calling their mother a flaming bitch instead? I am, unfortunately, speaking from experience.
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14 days ago
Update on the new job: I've had sushi for dinner 10 out of the last 13 nights I have worked. This shit is glorious.
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18 days ago
Mods are working on the bot problem. I'm on a double today at work, so haven't been able to keep as much of an eye on things a I would like.
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3 mos ago
The roleplay is in you. You are the roleplay. Be the roleplay you wish to see.
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3 mos ago
Sorry guys, I forgot to lock the gate last night.
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Haley ★ 26 ★ Taurus ★ EST ★ Casual Level Group Writer


Welcome fellow writer. I go by many names, but you can call me Haley or pretty much anything else. I stick to causal level groups here on the forum. I have a soft spot for thunderstorms, dark humor, strong coffee, animals, pretty words, feminine rage, mythologies, and all things that go 'bump' in the night. I've lived in the same small southern Appalachian town my whole life, and aim to travel one day. I'm open to the occasional random conversation, but please do not message me asking to write one-on-one; it's simply not something I do these days.

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@alexfangtalon Stairs? Do you mean the ballroom?
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M'kay. Extra Castle Suffs have been added.

Suggestions and feedback are GREATLY appreciated.
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>Pokes @SouffleGirl123 again

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* pokes @HaleyTheRandom with a stick*

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*pokes @SouffleGirl123 back*

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@Neno 1445 Well then her and Shawn should have some fun xD
@SouffleGirl123@HaleyTheRandom

It seems like Zach and Shawn's prayer for a bitch wife for Shawn will be answered xD


Nonesense, Caterina is amazing <3

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Mini bar? Mini bar.


Heck yes! I didn't even think of that!
Shawn and Zac Hunter
Crown princes of Avalon







Zac was up at the crack of dawn. Zac was always up at the crack of dawn, regardless on how late the previous night had been, which was rather late in this case. However, he was already mentally ready for the day. With a steel pan he had nicked from the kitchen in each hand, a mischievous smile on his face and a sleeping household, or would you call them castleholds?, he swaggered into his brother's room, raising the pans and clanging them together as loud as he could manage as he beelined closer to Shawn all while singing/screaming. "Wake up you lazy bum! We've got stuff to do and trouble to make and YOU'RE STILL SLEEPING!" He stops only to pull the covers off of his brother's bed before banging the pans again screaming at him to wake up, calling him untasteful names in the process

Shawn had been sleeping peacefully, enjoying a dream of walking through a garden with his fabulous self, was all that he recalled. At the sound of his brothers screaming and banging, he would jump with a start, the coolness of the room helping nothing as his covers were stolen away. "Zach, you bastard," he responded. "What if I actually wanted sleep? Not that I want to miss the pretty little miss that bound to be my future wife, but WHAT. THE. FUCK BRO?!"

"Well I wanted you awake and at the tradition of respecting your elders you must respect my decision for you to be awake asshole!" he replies to his brother, a large smile spread across Zac's face as he poked his twin with the pan. Don't tell me you were dreaming of yourself again," he says, rolling his eyes, "I hope you get the bitchiest of the lot! Now put a shirt on, let's go wake up everyone else,"

Shawn rolled his eyes in a goofy manner. Elder Gorgeous just had to throw in the tiny bit that he was three, only three minutes older. "Pft. 'Course I was. When I finally meet someone more fabulous, then I might dream of them." Getting up and opening the second dresser drawer, he pulled out a random blue t-shirt, slipping it over his head. "Bitchiest? Really man? If that's how you wanna play it, then I hope you get the ugliest, poorest, shrew in all the lands." He opened the door wide, turning back to his brother once more. "Which song shall we torture them with this fine morning?"

"Please, You've met a lot of people more fabulous than you, that big ego of yours just won't admit that," He fires back, swinging the pan in the air. "Now, now brother dearest, no point on getting savage on me, save that for your bitchy future wife!" Zac retorts, handing Prince Ego one of the pans. "I don't care what you choose, just make it loud," That common mischievous smile returned to Zach's face for the second timevthat morning and the sun wasn't even fully up yet.

"Oh, like you? Please. You can't even style your hair." Shawn glared at his brother, thinking about what song to sing. "Oh! Oh! Dear Maria, Count Me In!" The young man burt out the doors, his voice loud as he sang the first verse of the song.
"I got your picture
I'm coming with you
Dear Maria, count me in
There's a story at the bottom of this bottle
And I'm the pen."


"Seriously dude, I swear you go through at least $100 worth in hair gel a month. What are you, a chick?" Zac comments, chuckling at his brother's enthusiastic singing, hitting the pan he gave his brother with his own before joining in.
"When the lights go off
I wanna watch the way you
Take the stage by storm
The way you wrap those boys around your finger
Go on and play the leader,"

A shrill yell came from down the corridor



Zach was used to being told off, both twins had more than enough experience in that but the grumpy ramblings of his mother were more annoying than usual. "In all fairness you asked us to make sure you woke up in time,"

"Momsie," Shawn yelled. "Don't you look peachy?"

"Shawn, Zach, what kind of stunt are you two pulling now," shouted the Queen of Avalon as she threw open the door, wrapping the silk robe around her, the King right behind her.

"Dad! What a surprise!"

"You two need to settle down and finish getting packed. Now."

Begrudgingly Zac follows his parent's orders. "Co'mon bro, it's not worth it right now, we'll get them back later,"

"Fine, fine." Putting his arm around his brothers shoulders, he would steer them back to their rooms, but before they even got halfway back, he started the song again, groans of disapproval coming from his parents.
"'Cause I got your picture
I'm coming with you
Dear Maria, count me in
There's a story at the bottom of this bottle,"


Zac couldn't help but chuckle at his brother's singing. Running a hand through his own wild hair, sticking up at all ends. He claps his brother on the back and slips into his room, eyeing the suitcase the lay upon the floor of his clean room

Slipping into his room, Shawn would grab the suitcase from the closet and begin to pack hisself. Taking almost another two hours for morning and preparation activities, the Prince's of Avalon finally set out to the airport. Naturally, the ride there was loud, the twins joking, their parents finally actually awake as they put in their two cents here and there.




Upon arriving at Aciras, the driver would come around and open the door. First, the King, then the Queen, Zach and last, but definitely not least, Shawn.

Zach chuckled, throwing an arm around his brother in a leisurely manner. "You ready to meet your bitch?" he asks.

Shawn grinned, clapping his brother on the back. "Only if your ready to met your ugly shrew, bro." Walking behind their parents, the boys would stop as their parents introduced themselves, and then, it was the boys turn. "Greetings, Princess Raven," Shawn said, giving a slight bow, and then to Niklas. "It's my pleasure to finally meet your acquaintance as well, Prince Niklas." Gosh, why so formal. The words coming out of his mouth made him sound just like the asshats back in Avalon.

Zac couldn't help but giggle at his brother for acting like Avalon's stick-up-the-arses, however, he gave a courteous nod, greeting the princess kindly and complementing her clothes on her.

After the formalities, the two twins walked through the entrance to the Acirian castle. Shawn recognized Ariel immediately. "Yo! Punk Princess!"
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