System

Myriad Reality

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I'm used to it now, but it's just a weird concept.
*Looks down at the grass again and tries placing it between my hands, with the blade between my wrist*

@Audacious

*Manages to squeak out a loud sound from the grass*

Myriad Reality

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It's just weird to think about. But I can't deny the truth.

@Audacious

It's something you'll probably get used to quickly.

Myriad Reality

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*Shudders*
That's an uncomfortable sentence.

@Audacious

Sorry. Why?

Myriad Reality

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*Tries to whistle between my teeth normally, also failing*
I used to be able to do that...

@Audacious

I'm guessing your mouth structure has changed.

Myriad Reality

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Do it then!

@Audacious

I'm trying my best, here.

Myriad Reality

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How are you holding it?

@Audacious

I'm holding my thumbs together like this and placing tension on the grass.

Myriad Reality

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*Laughs, embarrassed*
I don't know, man.

@Audacious

I think you have to get the space between the grass and your fingers right.

Myriad Reality

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I don't think that works.
*Tries one more time, this time spitting like playing a brass instrument*

@Audacious

*Laughs*
I think it's closer to a whistle.

Myriad Reality

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*Wraps my palm around the blade long-ways and blows on the end of it poking out*

@Audacious

Any luck?

Myriad Reality

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I guess that’s true. People are crazy.

@Audacious

*Chuckles*
And very ingenuitive.