System

Myriad Reality

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Me too.

@Yatagarasu

Is your new body resistant to heat, shock, and all that jazz?

Myriad Reality

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Okie doki. *Puts the over on 100 degrees Fahrenheit and when it warms up I put the bread wrap in for 5 minutes*

@Yatagarasu

I'll admit I missed this.

Myriad Reality

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*Gives you a large spoon*

@Yatagarasu

Of course it's metal—okay, take the oven.
*Puts the pizza ingredients in a cast iron pan and starts a minor matter-antimatter reaction with the spoon, melting it and heating the pan*

Myriad Reality

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I'll need the oven once you're done with it.

@Yatagarasu

Toss me something you don't mind destroying.

Myriad Reality

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*Follows and begins making a sugary bread wrap filled with kimchi and tamarind wrapped in mustard greens and soaked in lime and granny smith apple juice, creating a very sour mixture wrapped in the sugary bread*

@Yatagarasu

*Kneads the dough for a pizza before throwing some tomatoes into a pan and mixes a sauce*

Myriad Reality

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Don't think so. I'll get to work on your dessert, too.

@Yatagarasu

Sounds good to me. Up the malic acid this time.
*Heads toward the kitchen*

Myriad Reality

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I hope not. But I suppose it's possible.

@Yatagarasu

With all that covered, is there anything else we need to address before I go make dinner?

Myriad Reality

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Yeah, which is why it would work. If they believe I'm back at all, they'd probably believe the truth. And if they don't, well, it's hard enough to get here.

@Yatagarasu

I mean, okay. But you just might end up starting another war.

Myriad Reality

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Hmm... You can be honest. I'm back but retired and looking to live a normal life.

@Yatagarasu

The number of people who would believe either of us on something like that is pretty close to zero.

Myriad Reality

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Heh, maybe.

@Yatagarasu

If anyone asks about you, what exactly do you want me to say?